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Saturday, February 4, 2006


   Goodbye Noodle

*cryz* Noodle's gone now. If any of you don't know who noodle is, he's my brohter's dwark hamster. Noodle was soooo cool tho! he could do little tricks and he'd climb all over you without making a mess (if ya know what i mean) we built little houses made outa lego blocks for him to play in. he was fine thursday.....but friday evening noodle died in his sleep. Noodle was a pretty old hamster tho. most of his breed die before the age of 2. but noodle lived to be almost 3 years old. that's a long time in hamster years. (i'm guessing). But he was old and he's in a better place now. Hamster Heaven. I couldn't help but shed some tears last night after i found out. i was talking to my dad and all of a sudden my brother kevin goes "dad, something's wrong wiht noodle." then dad goes into my brohter's room.....but kevin wouldn't let me in. i stood outside his door with tears welled up in my eyes....hoping that noodle was ok. then i heard my dad say, "i'm sorry kevin. he died inm his sleep." then all the tears welled up in my eyes just fell and flooded over my cheeks. he was a good hamster. my brother didn't really seems to care. i mean...i guess he was thinking about all the good times they had or something. but i'm ok now. just what i said before was a%2 tle drastic.....even for a hamster . but this morning dad and kevin buried him. and kevin's really happy now because dad sid he can get another one later. well, atleast we'll have another animal to play wiht again! ^^


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Thursday, February 2, 2006


"they must think we're stupid" (nekosplash.com)

Some people out there must think that we're are really stupid.

1. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
2. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. ( The shoplifter special!)
3. On a bar of dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?)
4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion.)
5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (is any comment needed?)
6. On Marks & Spencer Bread pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (who would have thought?)
7. On packaging for Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate heavy machinery after taking this medication."( We could do a reduce the rate of construction s if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
8. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." ( isn't that the point?)
9. On Vietnam soldier's hat: "Directions: Wear when hot, raining, hailing or sleeting."
10. On Vietnam Gas Mask: "Directions: Use during a gas attack, or ordered to." (Well, duh...)
11. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." ( as opposed to... what?)
12. On a Japanese food processor: " Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
13. On Sunbury's peanuts: " Warning: Contains nuts." ( who would've guessed?)
14. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: " Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (step 3: maybe uh... fly Delta?)
15. On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." ( Great! Now they'll be crushing thousands of children's dreams!)
16. On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." ( ... was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)



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more nekosplash.com stuff

this is litterally weird but true.

Weird but true things you likely never heard about. Then again, you learn something new each day!

A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.

The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.

A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily! (That explains a few mysteries....)

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.

There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver.

The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a recorded Wendy before.

If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to . (Who was the who discovered this??)

Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves.

The original name for butterfly was flutterby.

Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.

By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.

Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike
contest.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.

The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from public libraries.

Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.





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yet another thingie from nekosplash.com

"only in the U.S."


Only in the U.S. can pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in the U.S. are there handicap parking places in front of a skating ring.
Only in the U.S. do tores make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in the U.S. do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet Pepsi,

Only in the U.S. do banks leave both doors open, then chain their pens to the counters.

Only in the U.S. do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in the U.S. do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in the U.S. do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in the U.S. do we use the word politics to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning many and 'tics' meaning sucking creatures.

Only in the U.S. do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Only in the U.S. do we say, "TGIF Friday" (Thank god it's Friday, Friday) and signs saying TCBY Yogurt (The country's best yogurt, yogurt) (Only those people in the low IQ department)



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I found this weird trhing on this syt called "nekosplash.com" and it made me wonder

i found this thing on neko splash.com and it made me wonder about this. they are really random but try and figure them out:

Ever think of something you couldn't find an explanation for..yeah well so have these guys...

Why the sun lighten our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why don't you ever see the headline, "Psychic wins the ?"

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, u have to click on "start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why doctors give you a lollipop after writing a prescription for cough medicine?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called 'rush hour'?

Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?

Why do they call it "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" when they know the answer
is going to be everyone?

Why does Bugs bunny walk around the cartoon , but puts a bathing suit on
when he goes swimming?

If a terminator is someone who kills, shouldn't an exterminator be the opposite?

If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st - January 1st,
which year would you say you were born in?

When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and then the next
day it says "partly sunny"; what's the difference?

Can a person choke and die on a life savor?

If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?

Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?

Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?

If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember
that they forgot?

If you died with braces on would they take them off?

Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?

Why is a square meal served on round plates?

Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

Which way does a compass point in space?

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why did Mary own a little lamb?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward,
would they get the money?

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not
grant me this wish" what would you do?

Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?

Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?

If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my
driver's license?

How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but
they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?

How come only car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?

When something's funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when you actually slap
your thigh?

Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7 lbs yet the mom
weighs 30 lbs more?



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Sunday, January 29, 2006


Happy Shigure Day! ^^

Welcome into the new Chinese Lunar year! This year is Shigure's turn! Yup! Year of the dog! ^^ I hope you enjoy the new year! ^^ We just exited my year: Year of the rooster. Which sux. *pouts* But my brother was jumping off the walls when i told him that his year had finally come! ^^ yerp! he's a dog! Let's have a party to celebrate! *throws confetti and puts on a party hat* I'm hungry for cake now! LOL! Have a good chinese new year!

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Wednesday, January 25, 2006


no skool today

we have no skool today cuz we lost power...again. remember when i told u guys that we had about a week off cuz the power wasn't working? well, powers not working again so we're like the only skool in the state that has no power/heating. so we get the day off. i'm so bored. i'm still in my PJ' s and i haven't eaten breakfast yet. * ble ble* i'm na go get some now. cya. *flames then vanishes*


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Steelers vs Broncos

Yet another victory for the steel curtain!!! lol! that was an awesome game! i can't wait until we face the seattle seahawks on sunday!


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Steelers vs Broncos

Yet another victory for the steel curtain!!! lol! that was an awesome game! i can't wait until we face the seattle seahawks on sunday!


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Thursday, January 19, 2006


Steelers VS Colts

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I know I'm a bit late putting this post up but who cares. i never got itme to put up anything. I'm a big pittsburgh steelers fan! ^^ i'm not sure if any of you are colts afns...but this post was to celebrate the steelers victory on sunday january 15th. ^^ who did you guys thin were na win??? i was crossing my fingers! ^^ it was a very close game for those who didn't watch it. we won by 3 points. my dad was all screaming at the television and everything! booing and cheering and everything in between! ^^ it was funna watching him tho.
i found this thing on yahoo.com and i thought it was pretty funny:

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a steelers dollar! ^^ hee hee hee! ^^
i was trying to find some funky animation of the colts logo but i couldn't find one, sorry. if you watched it i bet you'd agree wiht me that it was a very very close game. ^^ i wanted to watch it fromn the start but i only got to see the last hour/half hour of the last part. and when we had 3 minutes to go the steelers fumbled the ball and me and my dad were going insane! it was funny tho! ^^ but we made a come back and won-score: 21 (steelers) to 18 (colts) i don't know what else to say but GO STEELERS! so i'll probably put up another post about something else. Luv ya all! L8Rz. *flames then vanishes into black and gold smoke* (hee hee hee....steelers colors)


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