Thursday, August 18, 2005

souliscous

The color of your soul... (really cool anime~ish pics!!) by Blonde Angel
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Your favorite anime character
The color of your soul:
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the face behind the mask
i think itd be really cool if ppl could send me pics of themselves if they like me enough to add me as a friend or come to my site alot. ill try to find a way to post a pic of myself, but so far i cant even an avatar going lol. sad huh? but ill try promise!!!
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the last word ever said
has anyone every wondered what the last word ever said would be? like at the end of all time, the world is ending, and the last human being (or whatever it is thats still alive and can speak, not like a parrot, but really speak) i wonder what that word would be. unfortunately i think it would be "help." but something in me hopes for the image of a man standing on the top of a hill under a sun that is so old it no longer shines as brightly or in the same color. he spreads his arms wide and turns his face up to the sky while a wall of fire speeds towards him, ending the world as it touches it. he opens his mouth to speak, and does not beg for mercy or damn all things that have ever existed but quietly says "HALLELUJAH"
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Wednesday, August 17, 2005

the first of many
My Greatest Fantasy

That’s it. Just put one paw in front of the other. One. Then the other. Come on. You know you can do this.
Blood dripped from the wolf’s right shoulder and it stood out against his white fur even in the moonless night. A trail of his footsteps and red droplets snaked off behind him into the distance. The rough ground ended as the road to some city of man began.
I should have moved faster. I’m better than that. How could I let that @#$%& stick me with a knife?!? I know how. You got overconfident. You thought a stupid knife couldn’t hurt you. Well guess what idiot! It was-OOHHH *&$^%!!!!
His thoughts still on the happenings of a few hours ago, he didn’t notice the oncoming carriage. What was usually a white blur, was now just a damaged lupine form, and not capable of getting out of the way. The driver didn’t see him until the last second, and could only cringe at the sound of crunching bone.
I hate my life. I really do. You think you’re a good person. That you’re doing the right things in life. And then you get stabbed and run over all in the same night.
By this point the driver had reined in the two horses pulling the carriage, and jumped off onto the slightly damp road below. Her footsteps were coming closer as his ribs were already putting themselves back together.
“I’m sorry big fella. I didn’t mean to hit you.”
Didn’t mean to hit me!
His face snapped up to reveal razor sharp teeth, which were hidden the moment he got a clear view of her face. She was the most beautiful women he had seen in so many years.
All is forgiven.
All of the damage from the crash healed, he jumped on his three good legs, and limped as quickly as he could into the bushes. Given this was not very fast, but it was fast enough that the driver had not recovered from the shock of seeing what she thought was a dead animal get up and walk.
This oughta get her attention. His outline began to blur, flow, and then reform. The stab wound in his right shoulder was still there. All right, here goes. “Oh my God! It tried to eat me! Someone help MMEEEE!,” came his immediate shout from the bushes. Come on my lady, get up off of your haunches and walk!
“I’m coming,” but her footsteps required a few moments to reach the bushes.
That’s it. Come a little closer.
A part formed in the bushes and her frightened face could be seen.
“Hello?”
“Thank you so much. You scared it away. How can I ever-”
“You’re NAKED!!!!!”
“Well. Yes, but-”
“And you’re bleeding everywhere. Get away from me.”
I failed already.
“Please! You can not leave me here. What if it comes back? It’ll finish me for sure.”
“All right. All right. Here,” she said as she took off her massive coat “,wear this.”

I’m goood.

.....

The ride to town was a long one. Longer than he’d expected. His stomach was growling fully, or to put in better terms, loud enough that the horses were turning back every few moments to see what the noise was.
“Are you...alright?,” she asked as her hand went back into a bag she kept near her. When she pulled it back out, a gorgeous, round, red apple sat in the palm of her hand. “If you’re hungry, I’ll give you this.”
His hand immediately shot up for the apple, but she pulled away and said “,You can have it, if you tell me what you were doing in the bushes naked.”
“I-huh-what?”
“Why were you in the bushes? Cause I was wondering what kind of man would wait by the side of the road naked, watch as a beautiful woman got off a carriage to help an animal, and only announce the fact that he was hiding because a wolf supposedly attacked him. Even though his wounds bear a far greater resemblance to the kind that are inflicted by something like...,” her other hand dipped down to her opposite thigh, showing obvious trust in the now uncontrolled horses, and came back up with a gleaming knife. No need to finish the sentence, as the ending was implied. “I call it, Wicked Defiance.”
“Well, you see the thing is, I was uh, swimming yeah.”
“Of course.”
“That’s why I’m naked, and someone stole my clothes. Which is why I’m still naked. And uh, I was waiting to get a ride with someone. But it was cold. So I crouched in the bushes.” A look of incredible disbelief showed what she thought of his story so far. “And you know its cold, or else you wouldn’t have this jacket with you. And the wound is cause I still had my knife, and when the big dog jumped in the bushes it hit me, and the knife went in by accident. Then I pulled out the knife and stuck the wolf with it,” he arced one hand through the air into the open palm of his other hand, mimicking the act “,so it ran away with the blade still in it.” Looking back up at her, the expression on his face said he obviously felt that what he had just told her was completely acceptable.
“You know, on second thought, I think it was a bad idea to pick up a rapist,” she said just before kicking him off the carriage with one well placed boot.
When I was born, I wonder what moon it was under, because it was definitely not a good one.
And then he went bouncing into the ground, his body blurring and reforming before he was even done rolling.
At least my shoulder has stopped bleeding.

.....


Blood. All he could smell was an overwhelming amount of blood. It was further up the road, just around that bend, and her scent was mingled in with the rest of the gore.
I don’t know why I try so hard to please every beautiful woman I see. Especially the violent ones, I really like them. You know its really dark, I don’t like that. There’s no moon. I hate moonless nights.
By this point he’d rounded the corner, and was confronted with a sight which made a wolf consider being a vegetarian. The carriage she had been riding was overturned, the horses eviscerated. A group of men he supposed were bandits by their dress were dismembered and scattered across the road in such a way as to make counting there number impossible. And in the middle of it all, she stood there, as if waiting for him.
It must have been a really bad moon. Maybe Ur, sower of death.
“I was wondering when the rapist would get here,” she said as she gave him a fang filled smile.
Shifting back to the form that could talk, he once again stood naked before her. “What did you, no, how did you? I mean, the sun was up, and you seemed to not care at all.”
Her smile grew beyond what would be considered at all normal, and then she pulled off her top. A maze of tattoos covered her body. “As you can see by these marks, I’m only half-vampire. The sun doesn’t bother me as long as keep my body fairly well covered. For example, the coat of mine you ran away with. I had to spend the rest of the day in my carriage.” She turned to it with a look of disgust due to its now ruined state.
“I can go back and get it if you want.”
“Not necessary. I can just take yours,” she said as her knife came back out of her thigh strap.
Yeah. It was Ur.
He turned to run, but before he could even manage to shape shift she was in front of him with her fangs coming straight for his throat, and her knife going for the still open wound on his shoulder. His leg simply came off, and the rest of him was thrown to the side of the road against a tree. She caught him before he hit the ground, and began to walk away with his lupine body tucked neatly under her arm.
I’m such an idiot. She’s probably going to kill me, and all I can think about is that my face is up against her perfect breasts.

.....

My arms hurt so much. Wait, only one of them was torn off. Why would both hurt.
His eyes opened to reveal a dark room with a single crimson red fire burning in the corner. He was strapped to a partially upright table. Spread eagle in human form, he was prevented from going lupine by silver woven through the table and the restraints holding him down. He had no doubt that beneath him the strands of silver made an intricate rune spell.
“Good, you’re awake.”
“I wouldn’t so much call it good as I would a new opportunity to feel pain.”
She stepped out in front of him again, this time her body was tightly wrapped in a leather body suit, covered in steel buckles. “I have a few questions for you.”
“No, I don’t know why a watched pot never boils.”
Once again, she pulled a weapon, but it was a sword made completely of silver.
“How would you like to see how much it hurts to have half the average number of testicles?”
“That’s a trick question isn’t it?”
“Tell me how you got that stab wound or I follow up on my threat.”
“You mean the one you gave me, or the one I had when we first met.”
She tapped the sword on shoulder, allowing the blade to cut into the flesh slightly.
“Be a good doggy and tell me who gave you that beauty mark or I give you another.”
“Alright, alright. Sit back and enjoy the story kiddies.”

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the gods have been angered!!
i want to se my gf...NOW!! we had a date planned today but we had to cancel cuz her freaking college professor gave her an out of class test as a final! why wouldnt u take a final in class?!?! jerk. we havent seen each other in a month!!! but there is hope. august 29 school starts back up again and well be able to see each other alot. we each signed up for four classes, and three of them are the same. so every week, thats a whole lot of my susan(not her real name)but thats still another two weeks until i see her!! arrrgggghhhsssss(pretend its a whole lot of pirates saying that lol)
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how did this happen
it has come to my attention, that viscious 1010 has not been on his site, for over a year and a half....and yet and his number six in the ranking. this is out of over thirtys something thousand. who let this happen? WHO DROPPED THE BALL ON THIS ONE?!?!? names will be taken*slaps whip into palm of his other hand* and ppl will be punished! first against the wall is the marketing department of the cyrius robotics corporation!! oh god this is all so wrong lol
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my new drug
i cant help but click on those little hug counter thingys!! i was just on flowerkiss's site and gave her like twenty cuz i hit it really fast after like 18 and it kicked me out of it lol. does anybody have a similar fascination? like seven thousand year old mages on motor scooter holding snow cones while singing a guns 'n roses song(like welcom to the jungle)?<------i know ive gone to far with this, ill just leave now*walks out door* a few minutes pass*pokes head back* are u guys sure i cant stay? *gets hit in face with thrown book* ok ok im gone lol
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what if?
every now and then im going to put up posts posing a question of what if i were this(insert thinga majiger here). todays what if, is what if i were presidetn? what do u guys think i would do for(or to lol) the country? i cant wait to see the results! lol
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Tuesday, August 16, 2005

car accident
ok recently my car got all smashed up. i have a four door, and i got hit on my back right hand door. the door was all kinds of bent up! lol. the ppl tried to sue me for injuries, but couldnt, cuz the wounds they said they had were never found by doctors, meaning they lied. on top of all of this, in all of american, u cant find one of the parts we need for my car. what kind of crap is that!? nowhere in america is there one freaking uniside(the piece thats hold the front and back door to the roof and each other)? oh well, ill learn to run at hyper warp speed and get everywhere that way. until then or whenever lol.......what was i saying?
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Monday, August 15, 2005

the meaning of my name
well you see, seven thousand years ago a great mage named js--wait...thats not right....i know now! the usf part means University of South Florida. and beef burger, well that was just funny when i thought it up lol. but yeah im a college student at usf. awesome huh. of course, if anyone does see a mage from seven thousand years ago, lemme *winks*
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