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myOtaku.com: Torn Prophecy
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Yo, my name is Nick and I am the only person I know to dropkick a person into a brick wall and the victim walk away laughing. But, you may ask, am I violent? No, not at all. I just have horrible aim on trampolines.
Im 14 years old, which is cool, because it's the prime of my life (supposedly). My dad says I should rejoice in my everflowing fountain of youth, but I say nay, father, I shall sit on my derriere and talk on my internet (or as my mom puts it, the Devil). I live in a pretty much mid-class home in north-eastern Texas (the only place other than Mercury that you will discover that asphalt really DOES have a liquid form) with my parents, two brothers, 3 dogs and my kitty, Cinnamon, who I adore.
I have an unusual addiction, which I am not taking medication or therapy to rid me of this curse. Yes, my friend, I am afflicted with a constant craving for Milk and Twizzlers, so if you have any I recommend ytou squirrel them away in Alaska, because I can get into most safes. *twitch*
Yeah, Im a pretty nice guy, and I dont bite much, so leave me a message and maybe I'll return it.. if you're lucky *winks*. Until then, my friends, I must be off. There are twizzlers to plunder and milk to.. well.. to milk. Signing off.. Nick, Torn Prophecy.
Wednesday, October 20, 2004
I like tomatoes.
Oh. My. God.
Here in Texas, there's a commercial for TXU Energy. It's about this dude. He's Iranian or something. He's a proffessor or something. A physics professor or something. Or something. -.-;;
He's all like, "I think all of the time." Blah blah blah. And then he says, "I like tomatoes." Or something like that. And it's all over school.
It's so frickin' annoying.
Urgh.
Meh. Sorry; enjoy meh rant.
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Tuesday, October 12, 2004
Unstressed and Loving It
Okay. I just finished a math project, a social studies report, and a science mobile. And now, I'm free.
Yes, free. To do whatever I wish. I can run. Skip. Jump. Write. Draw. Yes, life is good. Why, you ask?
BECAUSE I HAVE NO MORE HOMEWORK.
Nope. None. None at all.
Yes, I know. It's hard to believe. But..
::checks his charts::
It's true. Thank god.
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Saturday, October 9, 2004
Camping
"Damn camping. Damn it all to hell.
"While we're at it, why not damn Samuel Farms as well? Heck, why not the tents and the stupid meals that WON'T COME OFF MY PLATE!
"GAH! Okay, so I'm camping out at Samuel Farms. Not happy, no siree. But I'm doing it. And guess what? IT'S FRICKIN' RAINING. I hate this.
"I'm cold.
"I'm wet.
"I'm not warm and dry like I would be if I'm at home. Damn camping, and damn Samuel Farms."
-Excerpt from Nick Kaun's log, Saturday, the 9th of October.
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Monday, September 27, 2004
Spinal Disease
Ok, you'll never believe this.
Apparently, I have skoleosis. I dont know if that's how you spell it, but you know I mean. The spine disease? Where it's like a spiral? Forrest Gump had it. Yeah. So do I.
I went to the clinic the other day to give a note to someone and I leaned down to tie my shoe. The nurse, I s'pose, saw something irregular with my back, so she gave me the test to tell whether you have skoleosis.
Long story short, I do.
Well, it isn't bad. Apparently, It's Phase One, so it's not full-fledged. Who knows, It may be temporary. But I think everyone doubts it. ><
So, I'm going to go get the X-Rays done in about 15 minutes. I just hope I dont have to get naked. I hate cold chairs. -.-
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Tuesday, September 21, 2004
Oi.
Well, goddang.
It's already been oh-so-many days since I've posted? Wow.. The time has flown by. I guess I should update you all on the marvelous life of me.. Yeh. Whatever. -.-
So, lately I have been hanging around with some super-uber eighth graders. They totally roxxors, I swear..
There's Jessica, who's glasses are so fricken cool.. they are black plastic and slender-framed, so they look like Emo Glasses.. oi. Most of you likely have no clue what I'm talking about, but whatever.
And then there's Boris. My god, there's Boris. He's what most would call the Goth Preppie, meaning he dresses like a goth (i.e. all black, chains, badass pants ^^) and he acts like a hippie. He's so frickin hilarious.. he'll hug people. Out of random. 7th grade, 8th Grade, Girl, Boy, it doesn't matter. He'll hug them. He's a marshie-mellow. I can't wait to corrupt him. >:[
And there's a bunch more people in this group that I have wriggled into, but they aren't really funny or pretty or stand-outish. But it's all gravy. :D
So. Now I'm done.. I think. Bask in my glory.. for now, anyways.
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