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Monday, November 20, 2006


   Arigatou Alka-Seltzer!
I am ready to go today! CHA! Thank Naruto for alka-seltzer! and yes.... i'm a little naruto crazy..... but mostly gaara crazy..... GO PANDA-CHAN!! ^_^ anyhoo. i kno how much u guys luv my crazy ADD stories so here's another i cooked up while i was intoxicated with meds...... NO I AM NOT A DRUG ADDICT!! HOW DARE U ACCUSE ME!!! *pouts* anyhoo. so..... here we go!! ONWARD TO KONOHA!!!

The Legend of a Thousand Kakashis

Long ago, in a village called Konoha, there once was only one Kakashi. He was a perverted jounin that, when he wasn't on missions, he would read his beloved books, Icha Icha Paradise, written by his favorite writer, Jiraiya. (better known as the *cough* pervy sage *cough*) anyway, one day, Kakashi was out in the forest, reading his book. He came across a hidden cave in which he ventured into. He came across a ginormous statue. What it looked like, I dont know, so your gonna have to ask Kakashi for that cuz he wouldn't tell me. Anyhoo, he walked up to the statue and, as cruel and heartbreaking as it seems, he laid down his book so he could climb up the statue to get a better look at it. The book got sad. He had never been apart from Kakashi. In the book's mind, he was plotting revenge. While Kakashi was looking at the statue, it began to glow pink. He fell onto the ground and stare at the spirit that had come out of the statue. "Who are you?" Kakashi asked in amazement. "I am Sakura! CHA! How dare you come in here bringing your perverted book!" the spirit said. (no flaming plz. cuz i will get really sad if u do and i will delete my otaku and u will never see me again TT__TT) Sakura the spirit attacked Kakashi, but was stopped. Cuz the book Kakashi put down sprouted legs and arms and was now fighting with kunai. "Dont hurt him!" yelled the book. Sakura got so freaked out that she disappeared. "Thanks, Icha Icha Paradise." said Kakashi. The book turned on him with the kunai. "Dont give me that Kakashi!" it started crying. "For your betrayal to all that is perverted, I shall place a curse on you!!" the book made random hand signs, "A Thousand Kakashis No Jutsu!" it yelled. Soon a thousand Kakashis appeared. Kakashi was astonished and a little afraid, but soon he got better and a evil idea hatched in his mind. He was gonna take over the world with his perverted mind and his collection of Icha Icha Paradise books. Soon enough, he took over the world and everyone turned into perverts. And that is what would happen if there were a thousand Kakashis. And if you flame this story I will get very sad. T^T

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