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Monday, October 27, 2008


Meiosis created Jrockers...?
Thanks to Scientific Frontiers (a class I'm taking that covers sci-fi to time travel to clones, to Ebola to whatever else science includes) I've been reading one to many science articles in science magazines that i can pretty much create my own scientific article!!
This is my first, I'm hoping to get published in science weekly. LMAO (I'm so hyper! my brother just got back from Japan! Then hes off again to Japan)
Its a known fact they are indeed hyperactive gender-confused freak, ozone-killing, 40% of japan's makeup consuming Japanese male singers! Yay! But the original and accepted idea of how they were conceived has been brought to question.
Some scientists believe maybe they were created in a lab with brilliantly colored substances of sugar and spice and everything nice and that somewhere along the process was screwed up and out popped jrockers!!
(they were trying to create tropical birds for the depleting rainforest's population of them) Though this theory only applies to the some jrockers. The rest they believe just got dropped on their head when they were babies or something in the water during childhood development. "Perhaps crack." Says one leading scientist guy who has nothing better to do with himself then to take up pointless science expeditions because no one actually accepts him in the field of science. (He is best know for his study of "Are Jpopers actually genetically gay?", he was charged with restraining orders shortly after the study began)*shrugs*
But the question is becoming more nagging for this ambitious scientist as more and more of these strangely dressed people with excess energy become more apparent in Japan.
Aicle demonstrates the theory in a "controlled" environment.

XD lmao wow





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