What is up?! DUNA DUNA....
Saturday, April 14, 2007
What is up?? Been awhile since i've been on here. Sorry about that people.....So how has everyone been?? Umm, WOOOO....Not much been goin on here. Just been chilin and such and OMFG I'm bored. Oh well I tried to visit everyone...BUt i only got to about 5 or 6 ppl before i had to get off and get ready to go to my moms...*sighs* theres nothin to do...NOTHING!!....Well i guess i'm gonna go or something O_o'ummmm Bye
Thursday, April 12, 2007
The Bride Tells Her Husband.....(XD XD)
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
My New Niese
I don't know if i spelled that right..lol..but anyways i am AUNT now!! WOOHOOO...My nieces name is Maddie Marie and she was born Feb. 17 and she is as healthy as can be. ^^ i am so very very happy cause i'm driving over to see her this weekend and such and i can not wait....i can't i can't i can't!! O.o anyways i have to go cause i need to get ready for school and whatever else the day holds for me...lol
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
If ya wanna come and visit me then fine i don't care and i know you don't but whatever..
I really really don't give a fuck what you people think of me or what you believe and blah blah blah..i JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK!! Suck Dick or something lol joking about the dick part..