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myOtaku.com: Sammiechan


Wednesday, September 15, 2004

   Do not truffle with the Humongous Fungus.
You know what would make me the happiest Sammie in the world?

If I could control the insects.

I mean, it would be awesome if I could control everything, but if I could choose one group of things to the exclusion of all else it would be insects. And spiders. And rats. Vermin.

Think about it. You're in math class, and suddenly you hear the scuttling of a million, nay, billion tiny legs. You look down, up, at the person sitting beside you. Everything is covered in arachnids of various sizes. There are screams; many try to run BUT THEY CANNOT ESCAPE! And the whole time I am standing there, laughing. Laughing at their feeble attempts to flee. Because I, Sammie-chan, control them. Only I can call them off.

Well, only me... and Shino. Ya know.

That's my impossible dream. Anyways, I'm off to cleanse the foul stench of outside offa me. I played ball hockey for the first time in a jillion years. In the pitch dark. On Jane Street. Dude. Now I've got two blisters. Huzzah!

Could there be a troll in the package? Or maybe a troll?
-S
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