myOtaku.com: Sammiechan

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Birthday
• 1990-08-02
Gender
• Female
Location
• Pirate. Island.
Member Since
• 2004-01-14
Occupation
• Merchant of Human Lives
Real Name
• Captain Stan

Personal

Achievements
• Gathering a large army of Mediterranean Pizzas.
Anime Fan Since
• Since Godel.
Favorite Anime
• Paranoia Agent, Gravitation, Excel Saga
Goals
• Either to set fire to the universe or to blow up time.
Hobbies
• Ruling villages...Plundering villages....Burning villages....
Talents
• Some...are amazed...at the rate....at which I speak. (Also; suffixes. Quite the talent, I'd say.)

myOtaku.com: Sammiechan

Wednesday, June 9, 2004

Basin Street.
The other day I was chucking stupid, fake darts at a stupid, fake dart board. Blast those infernal darts, they never stay stuck to the board and always end up in or around the near-by toilet.

Anyways, I got really mad at it so I started running around and screaming, punching the occasional wall. Unfortunately, there wasn't really that much room for me to run around, so I ended up running into the stairs. It kinda hurt, so I swore revenge on the stairs and started attacking the handrail, which left some teeth marks.

Dinner saved the stairs from any more punishment. Alas, hamburgers. Sharpening a pickle with a knife, I stabbed Gamma repeatedly, which forced him to use potato chips as shields. These went all over the floor. I tried to get Gamma to chug the "Miracle Whip", but he said he wouldn't. Truly saddening. Some other insanity insued, I'm sure, but I don't remember any of it as I had to go to drumming lessons afterwards.

At least the dinner didn't turn out to be another "Meat-Tenderizer Incident." _ _U

What a waste of a post.
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