Sunday, October 14, 2007

~An Interview W/ The New Team Abunai~ INTERVIEWER: Okay, since some people out there may not know, tell us who you are and about yourself. AKI: Um, my name's Sally. KURONEKO: I'm Sally too! DAIKIRAI: I'm Fransis. INTERVIEWER: Fransis? That's kind of weird for a girl don't you think? DAIKIRAI: Hey! That was my mother's name! INTERVIEWER: Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend. And you are? SAI: I am Sai. INTERVIEWER: Okay *sweat* So let's get on with this interview... ~One: Aki's Story~ Q: Okay, so you're called Aki right? A: No, I told you I'm Sally. Q: But your friends called you.... A: Sally. Q: But... A: Sally!! *takes out a kunai* Q: Okay okay, Sally, so you're from Sunagakure? A: Yes, the land of Wales. Q: Whales? A: Yeah, Wales, England. Q: You're from Wales?! A: No, I'm from Sunagakure. Baka! Q: But you said... A: *Kunai* Q: Now look here little lady! A: *pissed* ~Two: Kuroneko's Story~ Q: Okay I'm here to place Mr. Sawajiwa, who mysteriously died. Do you know anything about it? A: Mr. Sawajiwa? Q: The previous interviewer. A: Nope never met him. Q: Ah okay, well Kuroneko was it? Tell us what you think about your previous sensei, Kena. A: Um he, he was very interesting. Q: So tell us, what really did happen with Kena and the sponge incident? A: Sponge incident? Q: The one that happened while your old team was going to Kurogakure for the first time. A: Oh, um stuff. Q: What stuff? A: We got him *extra* clean. Q: Um I don't really like where this is going... A: Yeah let's drop it! ~Three: Daikirai's Story~ Q: Hello, how are you? A: Good. Q: Just good? A: Yup. Q: Okay, well what would you say is your best trait? A: Don'tknow. Q: Um, well if you had to guess? A: nuh-uh. Q: So what's under the mask? A: Stuff. Q: Like? A: Stuff. Q: You know you can talk to me. I will listen to you... A: Back Off. Q: Why do you push me away? *hug* A: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! ~Four: Sai's Story~ Q: Hey I'm Mr. Hishigaki, I'm here to replace Mr. Miosasawa and Mr. Sawajiwa!!! A: I see, that is very nice for you. Q: So tell me, are you an exotic male dancer? A: It depends, how much are you offering? Q: I'm not offering you anything. A: Then no. Q: So you like to sell yourself out? A: That depends too. Q: On what? A: How much money the person has. Q: So a millionare? A: I-WOULD-DO-ANYTHING!!! *drool* Q: So you're pro-gay? A: pro-gay? No, I'm not even amature gay. I didn't even know they had leagues. Q: They don't. A: Then why ask if I'm pro-gay? Q: It's just....never mind. Tell me about your tortured youth. A: Um, my brother's dead? Q: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand? A: That's about it. Q: And what about your mother? A: Dead. Q: And your dad? A: Dead. Q: Wow, I bet you must feel horrible about that. A: Increasingly. Q: Well tell me about your mother's life as a prostitute. Did it affect you being a male dancer? A: ................................................................................................................................. ~End~ #Afterword# Kena: Well I hope you enjoyed this little interview. Eric: I know I hated it. Typing is such a drag. Kena: Yes, so what did we learn? Eric: Everyone hates interviewers. They are so annoying. ... ... ... Mey: Hey, am I late for the interview? ~#Afterword: End#~

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