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Saturday, September 3, 2005


   Octoberfest
last night i went to Octoberfest with Ben. There was a live band (which was crap), and lots of drunk people to keep me entertained. the fun didn't really start until the sun went down, then our entire group pretty much showed up. Alexis and David were there, and had me and Ben help look for David's parents. David was riding of Ben's sholders and they looked like a two-headed ostrige. Any who, then this drunk soldier started hitting on me and Alexis, and the guys don't even notice at first. so i kept glancing over at Ben and was all quite at first and i was like "Ben.....Ben......Ben...... BENJAMIN DARREL THRASHER!!!!" then he notices the soldier, and stands between me and the soldier and was like "back off!" (Ben was like almost twice the size of the soldier)and the soldier looked up and was like "Who are you to be telling me what to do kid?" and Ben was like "I don't know if you noticed, but i'm twice your size AND can walk without falling over, so just stay the hell away from my girlfriend." then the soldier started to back up, and tripped over a chair..... then we walked away.

They had a giant inflatable beer bottle which is where Ben and i spent most of our time, just listening to the band, and watching the drunks. THEY PLAYED THE CHICKEN-DANCE!!!!!!!!!! then the music stoped for a few minutes, and while there was no music playing, Ben and i just started slow-dancing for no reason, and people just passing by were like "awwwwwwwwwww" i wish someone had a video camera to record that.

Then we went back to the giant beer, and these little kids just came outta nowhere with squirt guns and were like "FREEZE!!!!" we just kinda looked at eachother, and i was like "i know the perfect way to make them go away....." and Ben was like "me too" so we started making-out, and the kids ran away screaming...... then they came back, with actual water in the guns...... and once again, our tactics to make them go away work like a dream......lol i love messing with little kids heads..... it's kinda ironic really........ we both hate kids...... oh well. then some retards tackled the giant beer from the other side, and it came off the air blower thing, and started deflating on top of of Ben.....then the matanince people fixed it.... anywho, i had an awesome time last night. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee talk to y'all later, bye

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