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Saturday, July 9, 2005



Dunoo whta it says, but i found it...


I just had to put it, another MT Moment. When Piro is to busy, or dead by the hands of ed or dom, dom covers for him with, SHIRT GUY DOM!!! (there was even this crazy pc game made about it.)

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Friday, July 8, 2005


megatokyo


Not what you think your pervs! ^,^



I am Largo...m3 g0 build ph34rb0ts n0wz!

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Which MegaTokyo Character are you?
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Pay attention to largo on the following strips...


Big Misunderstanding!


Well, as you can see (or not) I like megatokyo, and its an awesome site! If you want to go, got to www.megatokyo.com, MegaTokyo - relax, we understand j00.

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Wednesday, July 6, 2005


I could of lost my life!
So hey everyone! Right now, im on my friend, dirk, laptop. I just met him about 3 days ago and he's on a road trip with his friend. We met at alantic city in a casino (i snuck into one and he helped me when i got caught saying that he was my big brother taking me to the bathroom). Ive met up with hiim again here in the deleware river. Ive been traveling and i having mad fun!


Have any of you been to Atlantic City! Its a great place to be, better if you stay there really late at night! Im sorry, i have to cut it short today. Maybe tomorrow if i can. Bye!

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Saturday, July 2, 2005



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Tuesday, June 28, 2005


What the heif?
So yea. I got news for you people, even though most of you have no idea what this is about. But for those who do, here it is. They have left the bottom half-corner and are open to an attack. Im going to need captian Victor, 2nd in command Serra, and General Kent to bring thier fleets to attack the enemy. We will finally beat them for once! WoOt!(Hee hee,999,999/1,000,000 of the people i know on myO have no idea what im talking about.^_^) And in other news, Will and Sara got togethere. If you remember a couple posts back, i wrote about them once, and how it went a bit wrong(my fault). But they have gotten together.


Even better news, my dad has finally returned last night. He came around 12 midnight. My bro and sis went with my mom to the airport to pick him up. I was left home alone just incase someone comes by. He brought a ton of stuff! Im mean, four luggages filled with treats and crap!


My friend andy who is really into Dating simulater games, showed me a Love Hina Sim Date game. It looked funny so i decided to ry it out. I really dont like playing SIM Date games. Here a couple reasons why:
1. SIM date games you play on the internent are usally filled with cussing and nudity.(unless you play "air")

2. To damn long to load.

3. People who really arent into games/anime might think you are a pathetic loser playing this games if they see you.


So yea, i want to Burger King late last night against my own will. It was pretty funny so im going to write it down.

*Driving to BK*
Me: Look dad, i dont wanna go to BK.

Chris: I wanna go!

Carla: Yea!

Dad: Look the kids wanna go...

Me: You dont know what they give you late this night! They probaly get whatever was left over from the rats in the trash and re-heat it for you!

Carla: I love you daddy!

Dad: Aww my little princess!

Me: Damn suck-ups.

Mom: Carlos!

Me: Huh? I could of swear i said that quitely.

Chris: I wanna eat in there!

Me: Dont you know what kind of freaks eat there late at night chris?
*going in BK*
Chris: Freaks? You mean like her?

Me: Exactly, like her......*stare*

Chris: Carlos? Carlos, whoo hoo? Snap out of it man! *slap* No go get the ketchup!

Me: Huh? Ketchup? Oh,oh yea, the ketchup. *goes get ketchup*

Chris: I just had to leave my bat full with nails at home today.

Me: K, got the catsup. *sits down* *sigh*

Chris:.......?

Carla: And i want a burger, and i want fries and i want chicken tenders, and i want a milkshake, and i want soda, and i want a toy and i want.....

Me: Hey chris

Chris: Yea?

Me: Idiot...

Chris: Yup...

Dad: Ok heres your food guys.
*passes out the food*

Chris: You didnt get any food dad?

Carla: Yea, how come you no get food?

Dad: Oh, well thats cause were poor and we need all the money we can save. But you guys eat up.

Chris&Carla: What!?!?!?

Me: *drinks soda*

Chris: Sinced when were we poor!?!? I wasnt informed of this till today!

Carla: Whaaaaaa!....WHaaaaaaa!! Whaaaaaaa!!!

Chris: We have so much money saved! I have my own bank account! Take some of my money!

Carla: Whaaaaaa! *sniff* Whaaaaaaaa! WHAAAAAAAAAAA! *hic*

Me: These fries are too salty....*munch munch*

Chris: I mean, theres is no friggin' way! All these years! Carlos were you gambleling again!?!? You bet on me didnt you!? DIDNT YOU!?!?

Carla: I got a *hic* piggy bank! We ok now? *hic* *sniff*

Me: Hey mom, want some of this chicken sandwhich?

Chris: We can take money out of carlos's bank account! He makes 400 a week!

Me: Hey!

Carla: Whaaaa! Daddy how did you waste so much money? *hic* Your not mike tyson! Whaaaaaaa!

Dad: Look, i was kiddin.Im just not hungry. ^_^"

Chris: This is so unfair! How am I gonna get my college tution paid? Im 8 years-old! Im almost gonna go to college!

Carla: I dont wanna be a hobo! Whaaaaa!

Me: Did i returned MegamanX 5 to walfre? Who cares. Hee hee!^_^

Dad: Please, shhh! Calm down, it was a joke!

Carla: Are we gonna live inside carboard boxes? *sniff* Whaaaa!

Chris: If i sell carlos dead life-less body on the black market, i can make enough for the four of us to live happily!

Me: Thats messed up....

Chris: Well soething has to be done!

Dad: *whistle really loud*

Chris: Huh?

Carla: Whaaa! huh?

Me: Nasty behind fries...*munch*

dad:I was just kiddin, ok?


Chris: So were not dirt poor?

Carla: Were not hobos then? *eating fries*

Dad: No, no, no.

Chris: Oh, ok!

Carla: Yay!

Me: I need a milkshake.

Chris: Get me a pie!

Carla: Me too! Me too!

Me: Yea sure...*goes to the counter* Yea, can i get a small vanilla milkshake and 2 hershy pies. Here you go* gives a 5 dollar bill* ...........Ha, chicken......*snicker*......Hmmm?.......

Dad: Carlos, can you get more pies?

Me: Two or one?

Dad: What?

Me: *holding up two fingers* Two, or one* lowers one finger, which accidentaly was the index finger, so you know what finger i was showing* Opps! Ha ha ha......One? Ok! Can i get another please? Thank you. *comes back*

Chris&Carla: Yay!


And i forget the rest. so fire emblem is pissing me off. So im soppuse to fire people right? Who gives a kid that much poower in a job? Your fired! Hee hee, i feel like Donald Trump....^_^. Thats, it. Till next time.

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Thursday, June 23, 2005


   Playing with fire
So yea, i have nothing to post about. So, im gonna post about me and my lil bro, chris, playing computer games. This may not be suitable for children. You have been forwarned otaku.

Carlos: Whats with this ghetto ass game wannabe bomberman?

Chris: But this is called playing with fire. Its what you do, only extremely less dangerous.

Carlos: I see, so why the hell am i playing?

Chris: You play or die.

Carlos: So how bout that bomberman?

Chris: Ill be first, you can be the less important second player.

Carlos: Is he blue?

Chris: No, red. Im blue.

Carlos: *mumble*

------15 minutes later------

Carlos: Who knew ghetto looking games like this are fun! Noooooo! *died by his own bomb*

Chris: Hee hee hee....loser.

Carlos: Restart

Chris: Nooooo! I was winnig snot-face!

Carlos: Whatever, how bout you go find yourself a chocolet-covered banana you GAP monkey.

Chris: Go fall in a ditch.

Carlos: Ok, but you have to fall in a bottomless pit.

Chris:........Sure, im down with that.

Carlos: WoOt! Check me out and my dynamite of fury! Push! Now die die DIE! Hya ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Chris: D00d, you killed yourself...

Carlos: I could of swear i was blue!

Chris: Thats cool, im just ranking up points from your mistakes. Hee, bye bye green!

Carlos: He gots that look in his eyes again...

Chris: Crap, i died.

Carlos: Ha ha ha! This game is so bitchin'! Im tottaly gonna win this time.

Chris: Not if i scroll up and down real quickly.

Carlos: Go ahead and do it. Im to l33t for your cheap antics..........hey! You messed me up!

Chris: I thought you were to "l33t" as you say?

Carlos: Shut up. Lets play a new game. How bout puppy curling thingamagieg?

Chris: Sure, i could go for some whatever you said.

Carlos:*game loading* Wanna go get some chiniese after this?

Chris: Sure, lets get them!

Carlos: I meant food.

Chris: Yea yea, i knew that. Think im an idiot?

Carlos: ~_~

Chris: mlm

Carlos: Game done loading.

Chris: Me firsssst!

Carlos: *kicks chris* How bout you second? Whoa, the dog took a huge piss on the goal line.

Chris: Twinkle?

Carlos: Yes chris, 'twinkle'.

Chris: Lets play Jumping Jack

Carlos: You mean that game that you jump in, save babies, travel on a tour, an hide from the papatrrazi?

Chris: Yea!

Carlos: You know thats exactly like every Micheal Jackson game made?

Chris: Yup....

Carlos:.....

Chris:*beats a level* Look, i did it.

Carlos: See! It is another Micheal Jackson Game! He's in the background!

Chris: Im out. *exits the game*

Carlos: What now?

Chris: We act lazy and sit around.

Carlos:....sure....

Chris: Well im not. Im going to sleep.

Carlos: Im going to go practice my drawing skillz.

Thats it. It happpend just right now. I wrote in every detail. Now im getting off so i can practice my drawing.

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Tuesday, June 21, 2005


Over Hits
Wow, i have over 500 hits and i havent even noticed. I cant believe it. Whups, now it over 520 hits. I gotta keep track. Im not so comitted, i betterbe more though. I dunno why. Why you guys come to my site anywayz? Its pretty boring compared to many others. Well thanx anyway for those who keep coming since i started and those who just strated coming. ^_^
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Monday, June 20, 2005


Largo: Look piro, the box is so beautiful and smooth. touch it!*holding never winter nights*

Piro: Last time you gave me a box it was all sticky. Get that away from me!


Is it always like this? I'm I forever to be surrounded by the darkness of others? Do I always have to be involed? Its not my choice, it is not my say. The art of my soul i the same as those consumed by the hatred and souless.


So schools over, or is it?*back to normal* So i say, Im hot, im hot! ^_^ I miss me friends already. Lots of funny and weird things happend on the last day(and some stuff that i cannot say here).


But first, my trip to virginia. Lazy as i am, ill just sum up the last 2 days in three words.


I like chips. How bout that. Mini golf fun! Is that....gawd. WTF!?!? Up yours @$%##$! So oh no! Sunoki, Kinosu, Nosuki? Busch gardens=foriegners. Attack my ph34bots! You got chunk3d. 6 hrs. driving....


There, i think that sums it up good enough.


So i found a check i lost of 50 dollars. Well, y bro did, so now i had to give him 20 dollars of that. I went to the mall, and bought Love Hina. 11, Cowboy Bepop. 2, SGT. Frog. 8, and Case Closed. 5. And he bought Megaman X 8. We dont have a damn PS2 B4k4!!!!


The last day of school , like i sad, was fun. I said my byes to my friends. Got reminders, and pranked on them all atleast once. Ill write more next time. Maybe write about each of them. My friend lacy, instead of giving me her marker as a reminder, she gave me her sweater-jacket instead. Weird huh?


I have a new song up. I likes it alot. Please listen to it.


Well my uncle died a few days ago. One reason i wasnt on. My dad left the night he heard. Im left here to care for my siblings. I hope hes okay. He wont be here for fathers day. *sigh*

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Sunday, June 12, 2005


It is so hot over here. And humid, it is crazy. Today i went running on the track with my dad. After is was barely done with 2 miles, i fell to the floor with exhusation. My dad kept going though, he practacally walked 6 miles everyday when it was over 99 degrees outside when he was a kid. But then again, he wasnt wearing ankle weights.


So, i spent all last night playing PSO and beating Dark Falz on hard mode. Big wuss, needs three different form to bring me down to 46 health. And he also takes my soul away! Now tell me, isint IT a coward? I thought so. At last, very hard mode. The mode of the demigods! Where my wildest rare item findings dreams comes true. What? A freakin' rag rappy can kill you in this mode!?!? Awesome...


It isint easy to get a girl to notice your friend when he has no experience with girls whatsoever. Tis was yesterday that this happend. I sat my friend down in the same table that the girl he liked was seating at. Let me write this down!

Me: Okay, me goes now. Your work ya magic!*leaves to hide* *more accurately, the table right behind it*

Will: He wait! You cant leave me here alone!!!

Sara: Hmmm?

Will: Hee hee, err...hi

Sara: Hi

Will: So how bout that pasta? Pretty good huh?

Sara: Yea, it was marvelous!

Will: Yea, so are your breast. Magnificient...!?!?!?*puts hand to mouth*

Me: *holding -tranquiliezem for dummies* That was awesome.

It went something like that. ^_^


I wont be posting about what happen to me in the second day of my trip. Sorry, but the suspense is going to have to wait. I have math finals to study for. This is going to suck. but only a couple more days of school!^_^ Then i go to work starting summer.~_~ But then i get 400 dollars at the end of the week!^_^ Then off to Have my 15 years old party!^_^ I like the way my summer is going to be.

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Friday, June 10, 2005


Who me?
Final exams! What promotes suicide. I had english and world history today. I dont thnk i did so good.I must direct my anger to some scapegoat. Maybe canadians?


Oi, how bout them cherries? Frozen chocolet-covered bananas perhaps? I was playing PSO with ma Friend Sam a while ago. We were playing in cheating ass challenge mode. Spent 30 minutes looking for a damn switch! We gave up and decided to get our asses kicked by Dark Falz.


Sorry bout not posting about my trip ya guys. Been oh so busy. And lazy. ^_^
I will right now.

FIRST DAY OF NEVER ENDING HORROR

6:30am
My lil bro comes in my room to wake me up.
6:32
My lil sis and mom come in to wake me up.
6:35
My dad comes in to wake me up.
6:37
My bro comes in and kicks my in the sensitive area.
6:50
Im all dressed and ready to go eat. Problem is, im asleep.
7:00
Im looking frantacly for my Cd player and DS. Once i found them, i right away started playing Fire Emblem in the car.
7:15
To busy playing fire emblem....
7:45
Dont bother me, to busy now....nooo! i lost a unit! Restart.^_^
8:00
Beat the living crap out of my brother since he cant sing the lyrics of "they call me sonic".
8:25
We do a pit stop at this trucker place. The bathrooms are weird. Why are there only toilets here and no stalls? Hmm? Hey cutie. ~_^ *slap* *shreik* opps! Wrong place.
8:30
Back on the road. Falls asleep while listening to the black mages. Dreams of doing fatalities moves on teletubies. Pretty sw33t.
9:00
Dad:......*yawn*.....

Mom:*snore snore*

Sis: Candy Candy! Need more Candy!

Bro:Ill sell you candy by the pop. hee hee....

ME: *on pictochat* So hows it over there in Hawaii?
11:00
So much traffic. You can see it for miles! Its carzy. Took us 3 extra hours to get to virginia.
2:13pm
Right, well heres how the story goes. We were on a bridge right? And this guy comes out of his car and gets on the edge of the bridge. He starts screaming "I'll commite suicide! And blah blah blah" My bro lowers the window and says"Yo check him out!"

Me: Shut the heck up you lil baka!

Bro: Whats you going to do about it anyway? You'll just watch too anyway. *sticks tounge out*

Me: Why you little....

Suicider: Im going to jump now!

People: Gasp!

Bro: You won't do it!

Me: Shut up Chris!

bro: Come one you wont do it!

Suicider: I will!

Bro: Let me see you do it!

Suicider: Im about to do it!

Bro: Hurry up then! I got my camera Ready!

Suicider: Ok i will Then!!!

Me: You dumb son of a---

Bro: You wuss, you wont do it!!!

Suicider: Oh, im going to get you boy! *gets off the edge* *gets tackled by a swat team*

Me: Whoa, i got a story to tell at school now.

Bro: I got pictures to show now!^_^
3:00
We arraived at our destination, but we cant find the resort.
5:00
We found the Resort and we rested for a bit.
7:00
Went to pizza hut for the all-you-can-eat buffet.
9:00
Went mini golfing in the pirate cove! Its so awesome that they have a pirate cove here in virginia just like in wildwood.
10:00
Good ol' sleep.

Sorry if its hard to understand this. Im just trying to hurry this up. im a busy man! See ya laterz!

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