Saturday, October 30, 2004

The many faces of...
Johnny depp... *drools*












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Friday, October 29, 2004

   Funny story
Hope none of you guys take offense.... i mean i cuss and talk about sex all of the time so heres a cute little story for you!

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home.
As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he
says to her:
"Darling, would you give me a blowjob?"
Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
Him: "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"
Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"
Her: "No, no. I just can't"
Him: "I beg you ... "

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's little sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says. "Mom says to go ahead and give him a blowjob. Otherwise I can do it. Or if need be, she can come down herself and do it. But tell him to take his fuckin' hand off the intercom..."
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   long ass survey....

About Me Personality Quiz
Created by jeffq1985 and taken 15815 times on bzoink!
What is your name?	Amanda
How old are you?	17
When is your Birthday?	12-22-86
What is your zodiac sign?	capricorn
Where were you born?	Ypsilanti, Mi
Where do you live now?	willis, Mi
What color eyes do you have?	blue
What color hair do you have?	crimson red
How tall are you?	5' 6
How much do you weigh? (Be Honest Ladies)	2 hundread something... honestly i havent checked lately, but im up there
What is your race?	white?
What is your worst fear?	to be killed in a car accident
Do you smoke?	yes
Do you drink?	occasionally
Do you cuss?	alot
Do you use drugs?	i have before
Have you ever or will you ever steal?	i have but nothing lately
Are you dependable and/or trustworthy?	yes i would say i am
Do you play in a band or play an instrument?	nope but i would like to learn how to play the guitar or drums
Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings?	yes and i planning on getting more piercings, and im going to get a tattoo when i turn 18 in like 2 months
If you had a favorite serial killer who would it be?	charles manson.. but i dont think he's a serial killer
Do you suffer from depression disorder?	im manic so some days i do some days im fine
If you had a choice about how you wanted to die what would it be?	prolly in a shoot out or something while trying to save the life of another
Have you ever tried to commit suicide?	no
Have you ever purposely caused harm to yourself or someone else?	yes i have
What subculture do you belong too?	not sure
Are you evil?	*grins evily* now why would you ask that??
Do you believe that you can be possesed?	yesh i do
Are you a paranoid person?	uhhuh thats why i dont like to get high anymore.... a paranoid person is ten times more paranoid when their high
Do you ever get jealous of somebody else?	i prolly have been.... axctually i remember when i was in choir and bethany got the part and i didnt... grrr... i was jealous of that... but that was in 8th grade..
Are you obsessive and/or compulsive?	YAH
Are you a violent person?	not really, but i can be if you piss me off enough
Do you take your anger out on other people?	yah sometimes
Do you blame other people for your mistakes?	ummm ... yah
What is your favorite game?	the sims its extremely addicting if you let it be
What is your favorite movie?	uuh the little mermaid?? hahaha
Who is your favorite band?	Blink 182
What is your favorite song?	oh god..... i had only one by yellowcard stuck in my head for the last four days... oh and a song by guns anr roses *welcome to the jungle*
What kind of books and/or magazines do you read?	i like to read fantasy type books, umm i recently read this one called Tithe By kaye Gibbons about a fairy girl.... good book
What is your favorite color?	blue
What is your favorite food?	CHINESE..... besides that... mashed potatoes, ramen noodles, and rice... and spaghettieos
What is your favorite drink?	Pepsi
Do you own a pari of converse?	ive had 4 pairs in the last year
Do you own a pair of dickies?	nope
Would you ever kill yourself or someone else?	not myself but someone else in self defense most likely
Are you a virgin?	yes
Are you kinky?	YES
Do you like biting?	YESYESYES.... hey these questions are getting dirty *grins evily*
Do you masturbate?	... cough cough.. *maaaaaybe* ..... cough cough...
Do you watch pornography?	hahaha, nothing lately
Have you ever dyed your hair an unusual color?	its crimson red right now, and it has been plum and bright purple before
Have you ever shaved your head in a socially unacceptable way?	no
Are you hyper active person?	hahaha yah when i have enough sugar
Are you religious?	anti religious..
Do you have any self inflicted scars?	yes
Does pain turn you on?	occasionally
Do you stand for originality and creativity?	ofcourse
Do you like meeting new people?	yah if they seem friendly
What do you like most about life?	the simplicity in things... and making other people bow down to me... thats fun to... and being owned by someone
What do you dislike most about life?	anger
Do you believe in love at first fright?	hahaha never heard of that one but it could happen
Have you ever pierced a body part yourself?	yes i have
Have you ever had to beg for dinner money?	i dont think for, i have for lunch money
Do you own a car?	not my own
Have you been to jail, yet?	nope
Are your clothes held together with safety pins?	lol some of them
Do you have actual scars from punk rock shows?	nope
Have you ever vomit while making out?	nope
Have you held a job for less than a day?	....nope
Do you own more than two pair of jeans?	yah
Have you ever had to fuck stuff up for no good reason?	yah
Have you ever been kicked out of your parents house?	nope
Have you ever been fired from your job because of your attitude?	nope
Does the world piss you off?	sometimes
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thats sad... i cant even show people how to add pictures!
okok that didnt exactly work uum all i have to do is write down what goes in before and after and it wont work..... lol
.. ignore that... i fixed my technical difficulty!

Ok guys let me know if those instructions arent too hard for you to follow! oh and let me know if you put a picture on your site... later on i can tell you guys how to put pictures from your comp the the internet.
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   Pictures
i fixed the good charlotte and muse pictures... for some reason when i put them in i put the wrong crap on it.... hmmm for those of you who dont know how to post pictures this is how i do it!

#1 right click picture of choice (this picture needs to be online)

#2 go down the list to properties

#3 copy the URL

#4 go to the posting place of your choice and paste the URL there.

#5 before the url type in
(< img src=") before the url... and then (" >) after it.... it if doesnt work out the first time make sure, you got the full url, and that you put in the beginning and ending part correctly.... (when you actually do the the space between the <,> part the the img and the " parts need to not have the space there)

soo i think jude law is godly and i want to post a picture of him.... i go find the url by right clicking thand choosing properties (it will say address (url)) then i copy the url and paste it in a post

Ex: http://www.goldenbeaus.com/j_law/jude_law_front.jpg

ok theres the url!

then i put (< img src=") at the beginning

and then (" >) at the end



*drools* hes yummy

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Thursday, October 28, 2004

   Bands i like
round two of pictures of bands i like... lol

Yellowcard


Simple Plan


Marilyn Manson


Good charlotte


Muse


Sum 41


Story of the Year


New Found Glory


and ofcourse Greenday



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   Newbies
ahhh new people r so annoying... lol just kidding... its fun to teach people how to do stuff on here but someitmes it drives you nuts telling them how to do everything.... oh welll..... i think i will post some pictures!
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Wednesday, October 27, 2004

I heart this song!
Yellowcard
Only One

Broken this fragile thing now
And I can't, I can't pick up the pieces
And I've thrown my words all around
But I can't, I can't give you a reason

I feel so broken up (so broken up)
And I give up (I give up)
I just want to tell you so you know

Here I go, scream my lungs out and try to get to you
You are my only one
I let go,but there's just no one that gets me like you do
You are my only, my only one

Made my mistakes, let you down
And I can't, I can't hold on for too long
Ran my whole life in the ground
And I can't, I can't get up when you're gone

And something's breaking up (breaking up)
I feel like giving up (like giving up)
I won't walk out until you know

Here I go, scream my lungs out and try to get to you
You are my only one
I let go,but there's just no one who gets me like you do
You are my only my only one

Here I go so dishonestly
Leave a note for you my only one
And I know you can see right through me
So let me go and you will find someone

Here I go, scream my lungs out and try to get to you
You are my only one
I let go,but there's just no one, no one like you
You are my only, my only one
My only one
My only one
My only one
You are my only, my only one

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   Fwends
lol i gots fwends... scheventytwee... lol showwy i was curioush as to how menny i had!

hmmmm sometimes i hate it how much people worry about others.... and ten other tims i hate how little people can care.... but whatever.... everything drives me nuts.... i get confused easily.....

ugh has anyone read the scarlet letter?? that book is sooo extremely boring.... i would rather cut my throat then read that book.... its just dreadful...
well i have to write a poem about a character in the book...
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   Soooo many leaves!!!!
Blah.... i have alot of trees in my yard... i mean alot.... and those trees have alot of leaves......ALOT.... and i just got done raking them.... well not all of them ... like 1/4th ... ok maybe like 1/5th of them in my yard (i live on 2.5 acres of land... which is alot to me cause i used to live in a trailor park)

hmmm the little baby kitten opeed its eyes today ... which is surprising cause i read that it would be like 2 weeks before that happens and it hasnt evenm been a week since its been warm. I and goign to call it "Hallow" for halloween....

Haha.. matt had ISS (in school suspension) today... which was funny cause i seen him cleaning the lunch room when it was over.... i seen him and got a huge smile on my face..... hahaha.... it was partially from the godlyness of him and partially the humor of his orange pubes... hahaha .... anyone else think pubes is funny word?

ooh it was steve-o and party boy (chris pontious.. uuh or however you spell his last name){their both guys from jackass} uuh yah they were on a commercial for a new crash bandicoot game! .... lol those guys crack me up.. but should they really be in commercials for childrens games??
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