Wednesday, November 15, 2006
You know you need a new boyfriend when:
1) He would rather RP with people he doesn't know online than talk to you.
2) He would rather watch the Simpsons than makeout.
3) He would rather sleep alone than with you because you mumble a little in your sleep.
4) He refuses to eat anything you cook.
5) He would rather die than watch your favorite movie.
6) He refuses to hold your hand in public.
7) He accuses you of cheating.
8) He thinks Family Guy is awesome but says you're vulgar for liking South Park.
9) He doesn't kiss you goodnight.
10) He never calls back.