That's right, Frodo turns...CANNIBAL! At least in Sin City. Wow, that was a GREAT movie! I mean, Josh Hartnett was only in it for like 5 minutes, but everyone else was great! And it was great how all the story lines overlapped and stuff. But Holy Crap, Frodo the evil, smiling, cannibal with a pet wolf! And the freakiest part was he NEVER TALKED. Not even while he was "dying". I say that in quotes, because it was a sick way to die.
Yeah, show THAT movie to all those fans at theonering.net, see how they like it, mWHAHAHA! Anyways, the blood parts (and there were shitloads) weren't so bad, because most were in black and white. But it was still gross.
Remember in 1999, when all those movies that no one had ever seen the like of before came out, like The Matrix and Fight Club? It was one of those movies, most definenently. Plus there was a Japanese hooker that killed people with shurikens and katannas. Good stuff, right there. One of my fav quotes by Dwight(Clive Owen) about her was
"She didn't just chop his head off. She made a Pez dispenser outta him."
Haha, GREAT stuff. But remember kiddies, only 17 year olds and older can see it, so I reccomend if you're really young/abhor violence/have a weak stomach/are a girly girl, then this movie is NOT for you.
In case you're wondering, that was NOT my review I'll be writing for my journalism class.
Later my friend and went out for Thai. That dope had his curry "Thai Spicey" and then all the waitresses were like "Oh, Thai spicey! Brave American boy!" and then they kept bringing him loads of water. hehe, it was amusing.
I also drew a sketch of Cream with a hot dog bun full of worms and a flying stick figure with a vendor hat saying "All your base are belong to us" last night. Wow. Somebody set us up the bomb.
In other big news, ITUNES FINALLY GOT SANDSTORM!!!!!!!!!! So of course, I downloaded it right away. I was going to download "Rythem is a Dancer" too, but I didn't. My techo collection on my iPod's looking pretty saavy now. Maybe I should get the new Moby cd. Or actually, I'm sucha sap when it comes to Lifehouse, maybe I should get their cd. The only thing that pisses me off was they couldn't figure out a good name for the album, so they called it Lifehouse. I mean, c'mon. Really, don't self-title your albums, people. it's not that hard to make up some weird obscure name in 5 minutes that no one else has made. Look, I'll do it right now.
Coming Soon, the new album from Red Tigress: Wolves in the Attic
Lol, see? NOT that hard. I just did it because I have my Wolf's Rain cd propped up on my desk, and the room I'm in has an entrence to the attic. And if THAT'S too hard, just use one word:
Coming soon, the new album from Red Tigress: Roadblock
See, it's REALLY not that hard. You can take ANY word, even "gellatin", and people will think you're the real deal. Maybe I should make up album names for a living.
We're ending 6 degrees week. It was fun, though.
ACK, CANNIBAL!!!
"Inside of you, there's a model just waiting to throw up."
I put that up, cause I know someone who saw it yesterday, and she reall y liked the movie. If she doesn't get it, I'll REALLY wonder about her.
Not like I haven't already.
And when Enin and SG come online, be ready to get yourselves an ass-whoopin for not..uh...being online! Yeah! *grrr*
Hope everyone else has a nice weekend!
FRODO TURNS!