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Sunday, December 21, 2003
What if?
I found on my movie site today, a bunch of what if scenarios from a couple of famouse movies including Star Wars, ROTK, Back to the Future, E.T. and something else. Here's a sample of the Star Wars one:
"WHAT IF LUKE AND LEIA WEREN'T SIBLINGS?
Imagine the effect this love triangle (with Han) would have on the Rebel Alliance. It could be argued that George Lucas himself didn't have an answer to this question so he just threw in the whole brother-sister thing at the last moment. So who gets the girl? Consider these facts from RETURN OF THE JEDI:
Luke walks into Jabba the Hut's pad and basically says "I'm taking my shit and leaving, you fat f*cking bitch," and then he does! He saves Han, Chewie, C-3PO, R2, Lando, and Leia all by himself, not to mention killing the Rancor Pit Monster in the process. Later on in the movie he helps destroy the Empire by talking his dad/the most evil son-of-a-bitch in the universe into throwing his boss over a railing as he's getting shot with frickin lighting bolts!
Han gets captured by Ewoks.
Luke gets the girl. After Han realizes he's been cock-blocked by the Force, he heads to the nearest bar and drinks himself into dreams of rebuilding the Empire. Things eventually get out of hand as Han starts to challenge anyone with the balls to take him on. Believe me, this time it doesn't f*cking matter who shoots first."
Thirsty for more? Here's the link:
http://www.joblo.com/index.php?id=3180
Have fun, kiddies!
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