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Tuesday, December 9, 2003
Haha, I found a funny!
OK, I found this on my fav movie site, and I thought it was pretty funny. Some are a leetle raunchy, though, so be warned. I figured I'd put it up anyway in preperation for ROTK.
20 THINGS YOU'D NEVER HEAR
IN A LOTR MOVIE
1) I don't care if she's an elf...I'd do her.
2) Why is Saruman just standing there? The f*ckin' trees are kicking ass. Some grand wizard. Sheesh!
3) I don't know what the big deal is...I saw that same ring at K-Mart for $12.99.
4) So this is Mount Doom, eh? Reminds me of Jersey.
5) I don't care what Gandalf says, I can drink that fool under the table.
6) What's up with Sam Gangee? Is he gay?
7) Legolas...the women all want to know how you get your hair so straight and shiny?
8) The only tower I'm worried about is the one between my legs.
9) Middle Earth deserves my Middle Finger. Zing!
10) How come he gets the cool name: Legolas Greenleaf? I want to be Legolas Greenleaf. How about we trade? You can be Pippin.
11) Do you realize that if you change the letter "r" to "t" in the Shire, it become the Shite? Pretty cool.
12) Frodo's a prick. He hogged all the blankets last night.
13) I'm not gay or anything, but Aragorn can slice his sword through me anytime... if you know what I mean.
14) Seriously dude, where are the Middle Earth hookers at? I need to get laid in a major way!
15) Gandalf the White, Gandalf the Grey...how about Gandalf the Jerk? That asshole didn't even pick up after himself after dinner.
16) I'm pretty sure one of those Ents grabbed my ass when they were taking us to Helm's Deep the other day.
17) I know about the two towers, my friend...I just don't give a shit.
18) I don't care what you say, I know the smell of hash and that's what the old man was smoking last night. No wonder he thinks he's a Wizard!
19) The thing is...he keeps saying it! One of us has to tell him that we get it already. Okay, it's your "precccccccccious"...move on!
20) Who's the midget with the furry feet and the cock-ring tied around his neck?
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