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Saturday, November 13, 2004


   wOOt, it's Saturday!
That means [Adult Swim]! And since I have no soccer games, it also means it's time to start on my college apps. *sigh* Last night I rented Van Helsing and (much to Some Guy's surprirse because he's been bugging me for over a year to see it) Shaolin Soccer. Van Helsing was pretty much what I expected, a bit lame, some cheezy graphics, but with a hot actor. But MAN, what a BLOOPER real they have on that thing! It's like, 5 minutes long! Definently one of the best blooper reels I've seen. Hmmm, maybe I should make a list of the best blooper reels I've seen. Ok, here goes: RED'S FAV BLOOPER REELS 1. Star Wars (Original Trilogy)-Nothign beats model AT-AT's on fire or the repeated throwing of funs at Darth Vader. Or even Luke Skywalker cracking up as he tries to talk to Vader. 2. Van Helsing- Probably the longest blooper reel I've ever seen. Hugh Jackman and the Frankenstein definently make it worthwhile, like when Hugh Jackman is shown repeatedly tripping and falling on his face in multiple scenes. 3. Pirates of the Carribean- Capt. Jack Sparrow does mess up a line from time to time, and it's a bit comforting to know not even Legolas can catch a sword the first try. 4. Daredevil-Even though the movie wasn't that hot, the bloopers totally make up for it. Ben Afleck falling on his face onto a pool table then rolling off of it, or getting attacked by pidgeons was totally worth sitting through the movie. 5. A Bugs Life-haha, more animation that was actually MADE for them to mess up. Perfect. Note: The Daredevil and the Star Wars blooper reels are hidden, for what conceviable reason I do not know, other than those crazy people at Lucas Arts always like to hide secret stuff. *Thinks of Star Wars Rogue Squadron 2 and how to get the '69 Buick with the booblehead monkey* If you have favorite blooper reels I've forgotten to mention, please feel free to comment. Shaolin Soccer had a blooper reel too, course, I coudn't understand any of it cause they took off the subtitles by that point(the lazy asses) and everything else was in Mandarin. But yeah, that was definently a good movie. Really funny too. Since I've now seen it, that means people in the States can rent it at your local Blockbuster. And watch it in Chinese, cause if you don't, I'm guessing it's kinda lame. RED'S MAGNIFICENT MOVIE QUOTE I can BELIEVE most of you didn't get this. Uh, Spiderman, duh! "Every search for a hero must begin with something which every hero requires, a villain." *Points to quote.* That's only true if there are phycopaths that WANT to be villians. Like The Monarch on Venture Brothers! Am I still the only one on this site watching that show? Ok, whatever. Peace and Villian Grease!
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