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• 2006-11-09
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• pirate!
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• midnighterdes8's Elf,emo girl,Gir, or L
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• Bothering people! Learning the Doom Song, blown up other pirate ships
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• I was 12
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• Naruto, One Piece,Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, Bleach, Samurai Champloo, Jing: King of Bandits, Black Blood Brothers, Cardcaptors Sakura, Zero no Tsukaima, Suzumiya Haruhi no yuutsu, Keroro Gunso,Tsubasa, Black Cat, Shaman King, Pani Poni Dash, Gintam
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• Become world's greatest pirate and taking over the world with my vampire piggy army
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• reading, skiing, snowmobiling, bothering people, taking over the world and watching t.v.
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• Bothering people, singing the doom song
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Sunday, September 2, 2007
bye bye!!
well, my brother is gone now. he gave me a book before leaving. it's called DICK ENBERG'S HUMOROUS QUOTES FOR ALL OCCASIONS. i never thought he would give me a good bye present and it sorta makes me a bit sad that i didn't get him anything. but i think he understands. he can understand me and how my mind works better than anyone, myself included. he knows i will miss him. there isn't a need to say anything to him. this book truly is hilarious. plz read 'em all even if u need to read section by section cuz u is too lazy to read something this long. here r some quotes from the book:
"a good speech, like a woman's skirt, should be long enought to cover the subject and short enough to create interest."
"i often quote myself. it adds spice to my conversation"
"on how to become a good speaker:practice all the time. one of the best ways is to put a bunch of marbles in your mouth while u talk. slowly but surely you talke away a marble. and then, when you've lost all your marbles, you're a public speaker."
"of all the things i miss, the thing i miss the most is my mind"
" you're only young once, but your can always be immature."
"to be a leader you need a lot of people dumb enough to follow."
"L.A.'s large convenience stores are so big they can accomodate up to twenty armed robbers at one time"
"there is nothing safer than flying- it's crashing that is dangerous"
"everybody should believe in something; i believe i'll have another drink"
"the difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits"
"insanity runs in my family. it practically gallops"
"one out of four people in this country is mentally imbalanced. think of your three closest friends-and if they seem okay, then you're the one" (my favorite quote)
"if ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers?"
"Lord, if you can't make me thin-can you make all my friends fat?"
"you might say he was one taco short of a combination platter"
"when he told her doctor that she always wanted to keep her weight exactly the same as her IQ, he gave her a lecture on anorexia"
"i hope u live to be as old as your jokes"
"i want to die like my grandfather died... peacefully in his sleep. not like the other three people screaming in the car"
"if u don't go to people's funerals, they won't come to yours" (LOL)
"my wife thinks i'm too nosy. at least that's what she writes in her diary."
"man-a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired"
"outside every thin girl is a fat man, trying to get in" (OMFG. that is soo wrong, yet true)
"money can't buy your happiness, but it does bring your a more pleasant form of misery"
"another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate"
"i found out why cats drink out of the toilet. my mother told me it's because it's cold in there. and im like: How did my mother know that?"
"a conservative is a Democrat who's been mugged"
"when i was a boy, i was told that anybody could become president. im beginning to believe it"
"i don't like the fact that doctors are referred to as practicing"
"if u talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to u, you have schizophrenia"
"u want to make God laugh? tell him your future plans"
"if it weren't for pickpockets i'd have no sex life at all"
"what a terrible round. i only hit two good balls all day and that was when i stepped on a rake in a bunker"
"success is simply a matter of luck. ask any failure"
"eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines"
"i am free of all prejudice. i hate everyone equally"
"i've had a wonderful evening... but this wasn't it"
"he who laughs last, thinks slowest"
"don't move! i want to forget u just the way u are." (that is totally what i would have said LOL)
*doop*
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