Saturday, March 25, 2006

As posted by Dantes Revenge32:

No subject. The following is more than likely going to be an extremely long rant about life in general until I have to get ready for work. Please enjoy Nonetheless
Hello. My name will never be revealed in this site. And to those who don't even know it, I apologize. Forever I will be known as Majeh while writing on this site.
Now that formalities have been taken care of. Here r a few facts about me that few people know. I am mentally unstable, have multiple personalities, one of which likes to go in homicidal raids of the humanity. He is known as evil Majeh. I have not unleashed him upon the world as some of you might have noticed. No mass killings of random people on the news lately. I also believe that this is not entirely my fault, as I think I am the reincarnation of not just one but many idiots, murderers, and just plain, fucked up people throughout history. Now while at this point I am pretty sure most of you believe ma when I say that I'm out of my fucking mind. But for those few who still don't, I have on last thing to tell you. I AM THE SON OF THE DEVIL. However, he is not the devil you think him to be. Yes he does run the dead in a way. No, he does not have horns, a tail, or a pitcforked tongue. Nor is he any shade of red, except when he gets a sunburn. HE is a simple man, whose job is not to condemn to all eternity in hell. Hell is merely a place where people who have done wrong in their life may repent for these crimes. Now it does have a couple of Torture Rooms As He calls them, but I've seen half of them, and all they are is a room with a tv, a chair that holds you're eyelids open, and playing on the tv set is a rerun of Barney. Creepy, I know but that's also for less formidable crimes. To find out what awaits the formidable times, you'll just have to come back another day. Because right now I have to get ready for work.

Love, Peace, And Chicken Grease,

Majeh

Here is my comment:

Glad to see you're doing well. If I'm following this post correctly, you are leading on to say that you are Satanist?

Of course, you know that I'm not Satanist...but that doesn't mean that I am unfamiliar with the religion. There are I think 9 rules, plus a few more guidelines that one must follow. Can you name them like I can?

Eh...I just thought that this was pretty interesting, and for those of you who can remember Cracker from '04 '05.....*sighs*
There ya go.

I really don't know what else to post. I'm in a mellow mood at the moment, and I really don't have to effort to post anything that's really on my mind besides what is posted above. I guess....Just enjoy these icons:




Also, thanks to all that commented on my last post. Even though it's only 8, it means a lot to me. Thanks to all my friends who care about me. I love you all. *throws pan de dulce at people who comment*
(Pan de Dulce = Sweet Bread)
And anyone who actually knows who that girl is in my picture thing above gets a hug and/or a kiss on the cheek from me the next time I see them!! ^*^

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