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Monday, October 9, 2006










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Okay..
If I understand correctly, you are Dr.Jeckyll. a respectable scientist in a village.
Then you're out for a walk and there's these brats shooting things at ya and those huried ladies that tackle you. Not to forget these mens that leaves bombs on the way for no FREAKING reasons! Then you're in a cemetary infested with birds that has the Flu. I mean, I never seen a bird shit that much and certainly not poops that looks like puddles!
Then it's Mr.Hide mode where you Blow shit up. I never knew that at night the whole village transformed into apocalypse world. I mean, there's aliens, Zombies, walking brains, living bomb and all the houses in the Background are fucked up!
Then you manage to gain your sanity back and...1000 miles from your location as Mr. Hide you go on with your walk?
piece of crap!
this game doesn't even have a plot or a script. You start a game, you go out of your house, You have no Idea why kids attack you or why these ladies are such in a hury and less why these mens drop bombs all over and why these cats get all pissed when they see you or why these dogs are so rageous or why these birds shit that much and why the gravedigger just throw rocks at you and why the hell does Mr.Hide world is so different than Dt.Jeckyll world?
I surely don't want to be trapped living into that hell pit if so many horribilities comes out at night and that the only one out there to kill them is Mr.Hide. A mindless psychopath monster that doesn't side with humans at all
Now I understand why everyone is so stressed in that town
Let me try to make a theory

Kids attack anybody being influenced by all this violenec they see at night

Ladies Try the hell to escape that shit place

Mens are posessed and make terrorism in the middle of town by dropping friggin BOMBS!

The gravedigger is clueless and...dig.

The birds must have a hell of a digestion problem. That's understandable because if I was seeing all these monsters at night in my town, I would shit my pants 1000 times too!

The cats get all pissed because, You're ugly?

Dogs are just taught to attack anyone in sight that wears a grey suit

And explain me why you can jump that high for a respectable little man that nobody suspect of being a Monster? AND WHY THE HELL giving youa weapon if you can't hurt anything with it?
It would be a relief for gaming world to throw this game in the trash!


that was my little review on a shitgame for the NES back in the 80's!



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