Monday, December 26, 2005

   Late Merry Christmas and other stuff...

As usual I have more in my head than I am willing to type but I think I'm going to try and find as much to talk about as I can. LOL. FIRST OFF: Merry Late Christmas to all those that celebrate it! Happy Quanza and Hannukah to the others! And... after all those, if you don't celebrate at this time of year, I at least hope you had a nice day! ^.^ CURRENTLY: I am finally buckling down to start working on my story, "Luna Spectre". For those of you who are interested, it's still a working title, but I have decided to officially copywright it before I post any more of it here on Otaku. Of course it's not like I've been visiting for awhile anyway, but I have been trying at times. Just been falling short. Current news though is that I also have a few new games for my PS2. However, I'm going to try my best to keep from playing them too much. Plus, it shouldn't be too much longer before I get my i-net back... and when I do, the OPG will be back in full-throttle again. Good news I'm sure. I have a lot of ideas and I'll have every weekend to work on it. ~.^ A ??? for some of you who have a bit of experience. One of the local car dealerships is interested in acquiring my 1992 Chevy Cavalier in order to refill their stock on the model. They are having a red tag sale on their vehicles and they want me to trade it in for something else they have. The offer is $1000 off a certified pre-owned vehicle + my trade-in value or $350 off a new vehicle + the trade-in value and payments no higher than $300 a month. I have weighed my options. If I do this, I can still pay my bills just fine and keep myself fed, but I would be sacrificing the majority of my spending money for a better vehicle. SO... should I get a better vehicle or stick with the one I have and just fix it's problems? Hmmm... what else to type eh? To be honest, I really don't know.....................................Guess it's the return of the random marquee scroll.....................................>,<.........................................So without further adieu...........................................I'm typing absolutely nothing for absolutely no reason other than boredom so.........................................................I suggest you find something better to do with your time unless you're just as bored...................................................cause this thing could go on for hours.........................................................cause, yeah..................................................I'm THAT bored..........................................................keep reading for some interesting comments :D.............................................I'm free-falling without a parachute...........................................strangling the AFLAC duck while drinking from a beer helmet........................................the clouds are shaped like wierd images of a circus and the air smells like gymsocks...............................................where is this going you ask?................................................don't know.....................................................maybe if you find enlightenment you can tell me why this makes sense right now...........................................cause I'm just as interested in the answer as you........................................................and I'm being honest this thing may not have an end.......................................................waffles..............................................................syrup is good on waffles..................................................among other things ~.<......................................................now that I think about it....................................................the last two Matrix movies really sucked...........................................................keep reading at your own risk......................................................cause the dust bunnies are out in force and they are compelling me to revel in the faith that making awkward comments is the way to save humanity...................................................and purify my soul................................................listen to the wisdom of the dust bunnies..............................................for they know much more than you expect...............................................................that's the whole reason whby I don't watch tv...................................................dust bunnies run from it........................................Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside..........................................................please forgive me for I have shot myself in the foot for the purpose of attnetion..............................................wait a sec........................................OWWWWWWWWWWWWW..........................................................Nancy Reagan and a rabid Rottweiler.......................................................picture that for a moment........................................................mamamnanamomoagieee.....................................................my randomness is legendary.....................................................rivaled only by the rare steak that is being eyed by the one-eyed martian that has lost his way home and is slowly being peeled from reality by the black hole of comedy...................................................................walolololo.................................................................a long, long time ago, in a living room far, far away..................................................*LOUD EPIC MUSICAL STARTS*.....................................................a man held a gun to his head.............................................ugh.....................................sleeeeepppppppp......................................but I must keep pressing fingers to keyboard.....................................................ever wonder what cats think about when they are staring at you?..............................................................I think they are plotting my demise.............................................................evil, vile little creatures.......................................................AND I LIKE THEM SO MUCH TOO........................................................I'm sure my cat Petey would be Hitler reicarnated if he was human............................................................maybe he is..........................................................just in cat form........................................................HAHAHA.....................................................Hitler's my pet.......................................................what's that say about me then?..............................................HEY................................................HEY......................................................HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!......................................................*everyone looks*...........................................................You got any of them... TAQUITOS!!??.................................................something I found out a while back...................................................this is disturbing.............................................but you can perform quick brain operation on a rabbit by grabbing it ears and pulling apart..................................................*devilish grin*.....................................................don't stare at the screen like that................................................you'll damage your eyesight..............................................negative space in my head........................................does that mean if there is a positively charged magnet nearby that it will stick to my forehead?.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*now typing suspended in air from junkyard crane by head*.....................................................experiment complete........................................................Slashing through the orcs, with a two-handed blade, o'er the corpses we go, through the blood we wade, heads on brimstone spikes, making bodies fly, what fun it is to hack and slash and watch those fuckers die................................................OHHHHHHHHHH, Jingle bells, battle kills, the archer lost his head, better get in the fight real soon or you'll just wind up dead, HEY!..............................................................it's still going?..............................................obviously if you're still reading by now you may be offended, disgusted, overwhelmed by randomness, or highly amused..............................................either way.............................................you're maybe 1/4 done............................................................:D.......................................................If a man was riding a horse heading east at a speed of 15 mph and I shot him with a .50 cal anti-tank rifle from directly in front of him...........................................assuming the man weighed 200 lb.........................................what would be his velocity in the other direction as he flew off the horse?...................................................ok............................................I don't know either......................................but it's a funny ??? ne?.........................................................must find.................................................purpose...........................................it's purpose that drives us..............................................purpose that defines us..............................................purpose that makes us scratch our ass when it itches..............................................BUM BUM BUM BUM....................................................BUM BUM BUM BUM BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMM...............................................in England that's.................................................ass ass ass ass...................................................ass ass ass ass asssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..............................................Englands full of perverts............................................................course so is America........................................................here's a ??? to answer in the comment box..................................................if you got a gift that was a gift certificate to a coffeeshop chain where the nearest one was nowhere to be seen......................................................what would you think?..............................................................RAIN OF BLOOD.................................................wash away my sins...............................................................wait wait wait.....................................................I don't think that would help would it?................................................................maybe if I drank it instead of bathed in it.........................................................wait no.................................................grrrrrrrrrrrrr............................................*a small robot hops up* YES MASTER!......................................................No! Not you!.........................................................check it ouuuutttt maannn......................................................I'm tweakin........................................................whooooo whoooo whooooooooo..................................................*waves hands at screen*....................................................................whoaaa, psychadelic............................................................pffffffff....................................................The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the sheetrock wall...............................a fist pounded against and spider began to fall.........................................a foot came down and smashed the spider flat...........................................cant think of anything else.......................................................

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