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Wednesday, May 20, 2009
The following morning Shino is awakened by someone pounding on his door. He gets up and answers it. Just as he reaches for the handle the door bursts open. Shino is hit by the corner of the door and blood flows from his nose.
"Shino you are under arrest for assaulting a federal agent. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you." Agent Jarro says handcuffing him.
"You are the one who assaulted me. At least let me explain what happened." Shino says before being shoved out of his room in his boxers. The entire way to the elevators the cleaning ladies stared with their mouths agape. Once they entered the main lobby, women cheered and applauded. Shino smirked and all of the cheering infuriated Jarro even more.
"What the hell is wrong with you people? He is a cold blooded murder and an evil person. Given the chance he would kill all of us without a second thought." Jarro yells at the crowd of women that has gathered around.
"I know what he can stab me with over and over." One of the women says. The other women agree and whistle.
A car pulls up front and Jarro shoves Shino into the back of it before climbing into it himself.
"What is this world coming to? All those women cheering for a criminal like him. Anytime your ready, Officer?" Jarro says looking over at an empty driver seat. The driver door is open and the female officer is in the back sitting on Shino's lap tending to his bloody nose.
"Officer might I ask as why you are doing back there with the prisoner?" Jarro asks.
"I am simply tending to an injured man." She replies wiping the blood off Shino's face.
"I can see that. Why are you using your shirt?" Jarro asks looking at the topless officer.
"I couldn't find any tissues." She replies.
"Ahem." Jarro coughs pointing to the box of tissues right next to them.
"Didn't see those. Oh well." She says before she is dragged out of the car by Jarro. She is put back in the front seat and they drive to the police station.
Shino is thrown into an interrogation room and handcuffed to the table. After a several hours of intense interrogation Jarro wipes the sweat from his forehead.
"Who the hell turned on the heater?" He says looking that the thermostat.
Shino stares straight ahead and grins. He flexes his biceps and the mirror bulges. He does it again and this time the mirror shatters and female police officers come pouring through. They quickly get up and sprint out the door. The scent of aroused women fills the room and Jarro turns a deep crimson.
"What is the meaning of this?" Tendo says standing in the doorway with footprints all over him.
"This beast assaulted me last night with this." Jarro says handing him the bean bag.
"In the hundreds of thousands pages written on this man not once does it say he uses guns of any kind. You obviously haven't done enough studying on him. So in light of recent events I hear by demote you back to the records room where you will spend the next two months reading up on Shino. Do you understand me?" Tendo says angrily.
"Yes sir." Jarro says lowering his head.
"One last thing. Where are his clothes and why is he bleeding?" Tendo asks.
Jarro stiffens up and swallows hard. "About that sir. I sorta burst in on him this morning and hit him with the door and then dragged him here like that." Jarro explains.
"That would explain why all the female officers were blushing and why one Officer was wearing a bloody shirt." Tendo says turning around and walking away.
"I may not of caught you red handed this time but believe me I will." Jarro says putting the handcuff key down on the floor near all the broken glass. He leaves and Shino lays his head on the table.
"I haven't done anything here yet and I can't get a moments peace." Shino says with his eyes closed.
Jarro walks back in the room, a few minutes later, only to find the solid metal table crumpled up in a small ball and Shino nowhere around.
"Excuse me Miss could you give me a ride home?" Shino asks the Officer who drove him to the Police Station.
She looks over at him and her eyes widen. She nods and fumbles for the keys on her desk. The other female Officers glare at her with such intensity that it actually drops the temperature to below freezing.
"I can give you one of my shirts to replace that one for you if you'd like." Shino says on the way back to the hotel.
The next morning Ash walks into Shino's room and throws a bucket of ice cold water at a sleeping Shino on the bed. A woman screams and Ash drops the bucket.
"Who's screaming at this unholy hour?" Shino says sitting up on the couch.
"Unholy hour? Its three in the afternoon! If you're there, then who is sleeping in your bed?" Ash asks. A drenched and shivering Police woman peeks over the covers.
"Oh crap." Ash mumbles.
"We drank to much last night and I let her sleep here." Shino says throwing a robe to the woman.
"You should really quit drinking so much. Its not healthy." Ash says.
"Yes mother." Shino says getting dressed. Before Ash can say another word Shino is out the door and down the street towards the Gym.
He walks in and a minute later walks back out, then stares up at the sign over the doors with a confused look on his face.
"It says "Pokemon Gym." Are you sure you graduated school?" Scizor says walking up eating a still twitching Pikachu.
Shino doesn't respond and drags him inside. They both return a moment later with confused looks on their faces.
"What the hell was that?" Scizor asks. An hour later people begin filing out out. Once everyone was out, Shino and Scizor go back in.
"I think its like that Sea World place in America." Scizor says.
There are three smaller pools and then a large one in the front. All of them had different water and ice type pokemon in them.
"Sorry no more shows today." A woman yells from one of the pools.
"That's good because I am here for the badge." Shino replies.
"Really?" Another one says.
"Yeah. Who or where is the Gym Leader?" Shino says.
"We are the Gym Leaders. We are known as the Sensational Sisters." A third one answers.
"Oh yeah. You're Misty's sisters. Now I remember." Shino says.
"And who might you be?" the first one asks.
"My name is Shino." Shino says.
A second later all three women have surrounded Shino. They are talking amongst themselves about Shino.
"Forgive our rudeness. I am Daisy. That's Violet and that's Lily. Together we are The Sensational Sisters. So you may take your pick and have anyone or all of us." Daisy says.
Shino's and Scizor's jaws drop.
"HUH?" They say together.
"You must be here to make one of us your wife." Violet says.
"That whole joke about wanting to fight for a badge was quite funny." Lily adds.
"No, I am serious. I am here for the badge." Shino says.
"No one would want you old hags anyway." Someone yells from the farside of the room.
Everyone turns to see Misty standing there.
"SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU NO CHESTED FREAK!!" Daisy, Violet, and Lilly all yell at the same time.
"Ladies, I know a way to solve all of this. The three of you battle him and whomever pokemon survives will get to marry Shino." Scizor says.
"DEAL!" They reply together.
Moments later Shino is standing at one end of the large pool and the three sisters at the other.
"The pokemon that delivers the killing blow to Shino's pokemon wins his hand in marriage." Misty says as ref.
"You lose this match and I will kill you my damn self." Shino says to Scizor.
In the pool already are dozens of pokemon. Scizor stands in the battle box awaiting Misty's command.
"Ready? Set? Go!" Misty shouts. The water instantly goes from calm to frenzied. The thrashing of the water causes water to splash everyone. After some water hits Misty, an eye is left sitting on her shoulder. She screams and knocks it off.
"The battle is going well." Scizor says standing next to Shino.
"Why aren't you in the water?" Shino asks.
"I couldn't get in fast enough. She said go and in something went before I could react." Scizor replies.
"Those poor pokemon don't stand a chance in hell of surviving." Shino adds.
Several more pieces of pokemon shoot out and splat against anything in it's path. After another half hour the water calms down and from out of the crimson depths swims the one responsible.
"That was delicious." Mew says popping his head out of the water. He climbs out and floats there dripping wet. "Please excuse my manners, but my stomach was completely empty." Mew adds rubbing his stomach.
"Shino wins." Misty says holding her stomach and trying not to puke. Her sisters are all a shade of green and don't feel well. Daisy throws him the badge and then runs off to the bathroom followed by her sisters.
Mew finishes drying himself and suddenly his fur puffs out, so he looks like a black fluff ball. Shino and Scizor look at him and collapse to the ground in hysterical laughter.
"Shut up. Its not that funny." Mew says in an aggravated tone.
"Wow, what an usual pokemon. I gotta catch it." Ash says and Pikachu thunders Mew.
Shino is laughing so hard that he can't warn Ash not to attack. The electricity from the Thunder attack electrically charges Mew and he zips over to Scizor and clings to him.
"DAMN IT!!!" Mew shouts out of frustration. Scizor slides Mew off his back and onto his arm where he violently shakes it but Mew doesn't come off.
"Son of a ..." Scizor says and keeps shaking Mew.
"So Shino, did you win today? Misty's sisters are rather tough." Ash says.
"I beat them with ease. Mew decided to fight and he gorged himself with their pokemon." Shino replies motioning to the crimson pool with body parts still floating around in it.
"So what's next?" Ash asks.
"I think its time to move on to the next gym." Shino says watching Scizor struggle with Mew.
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