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Saturday, March 28, 2009


"CRASH!!!" A guy flies through the brick wall of a bar into the street. Shino stands in the hole and takes a swig of beer.

"Had enough?" Shino says looking into his now empty beer bottle.

The guy rolls onto his stomach and gets to his knees.

"Bastard! You will pay for what did to me you no name punk." The man says wiping the blood from his mouth and nose.

Shino tosses the bottle over his shoulder and jumps through the hole.

"If you insist we can continue this little one sided fight." Shino says walking over to the guy. As he nears him the guy draws a knife.

"Ha Ha. Now what are you going to do?" The guy says waving the knife around.

Shino takes a step back and the guy laughs.

"Scared? Heh heh. Good. Now you.....DIE!!" The guy shouts and lunges forward.

Shino catches the guy's forearm and snaps it in two. Then drives his knee into the guy's face fracturing his cheek bones and the bones around his left eye. The guy howls in pain and stumbles forward before falling to the ground.

"Would you like to continue this? Your forearm is completely broken and that face is worse then it looks." Shino says cracking his neck.

The guy gets up slowly using the wall for support.

"This isn't over. I will get you for this. You will pay." The guy says and turns to run but runs right into Akurei.

"Watch it." Akurei says driving his fist into the guy's stomach. The guy drops to the ground gasping for air.

"That wasn't called for." Shino says. The two of them walk down the street to another bar.

Th following morning Shino and Akurei are passed out on the floor with beer bottles all over. The door opens and closes quietly.

"OOOOF!!!" Shino says groaning and holding his ribs.

"You are late!" Ash says kicking him in the ribs again. "Prof. Oak is delaying the ceremony just for you. So get your drunk ass up and get moving."

A half hour later Shino and Ash are making their way through the crowd to the stage.

"About damn time. Where the hell have you been? Since your here finally.... Ladies and Gentlemen, trainers of all ages we are truly lucky to have such a legendary trainer in our midst. He is the most notorious trainer in the Dark Islands and is competing in the Kanto Pokemon League for the first time. May I introduce you to SHINO!!! (crowd is silent) Ahem... Guess none of you know who he is. It doesn't matter. All of you trainers get your asses out of here and go start your journeys!!" Prof. Oak says.

Shino walks over to some bushes and hurls. He walks back a couple minutes later wiping his mouth. Prof. Oak looks at him and shakes his head.

"It's been three months since you came to Kanto and what do you have to show for it? Nothing that's what! You haven't bothered training at all have you?" Prof. Oak says.

"Before you continue bitching at me why don't I just show what I am capable of." Shino says and snaps his fingers.

Scizor leaps out of a nearby tree and lands on his face in front of everyone. The people nearby laugh at the poor sight.

"Impressive." Prof. Oak says, "He reminds me of a baby Pidgey. Oh, wait no he doesn't, a baby Pidgey lands on its feet. You are a disgrace. Just get of my sight." Prof. Oak walks off.

"Just what the hell is wrong with you?" Ash asks.

"I'm hungover. Had about an hour of sleep and Scizor is drunk. We were living up our vacation. Perhaps a little too much so just back off." Shino says.

"Aurora left three days ago with my mom and you are a drunken mess. Why?" Ash asks.

"I am not a drunken mess. I am a hungover mess. I will be better tomorrow. I just need to walk over to Viridian City and sleep this off." Shino says before lifting the now passed out Scizor up.

The two of them stumble off towards Viridian City. About halfway there another trainer spots them and challenges Shino to a match.

"I will beat you with ease and then take all your money." The kid says.

"How about we do this tomorrow. I am in no mood to battle right now." Shino says.

"Tough shit. The rules clearly state that when two trainers see each other they must battle." The kid says smugly.

"If you wish." Shino replies and stands Scizor up.

Scizor wobbles and tries focusing on the kid.

"What the hell is going on? Why am I standing here?" Scizor asks looking around.

"The runt over there wants to battle us." Shino replies.

The kid smirks and tosses out a Jolteon.

"Tackle attack." The kid says. Jolteon tackles Scizor but Scizor doesn't fall. His face turns green and he pukes all over Jolteon.

"Thanks I feel so much better but as for your manners..." Scizor says and bashes his claw down onto Jolteon's head. "Hasn't anyone ever told you not to jump on people you dumb mutt?" Scizor adds.

Jolteon is laying there twitching with brain matter oozing from his ears, nose, and eyes. The kid stands there in utter shock.

"Guess I win. Told you to leave me alone today." Shino says before walking off with Scizor.

Ash runs up and sees the Jolteon. He dry heaves and runs after Shino. They walk into a hotel and head straight for their room. Shino collapses on the bed and falls asleep instantly. Scizor climbs into the tub for a good hot soak and Ash sits down on the couch.

"Guess I'll have to talk to him in the morning." Ash says and falls asleep.

The sunlight pours through the windows the next morning waking Ash up. Shino is missing along with Scizor. Someone knocks on the door.

"Excuse me? But it is time to check out and pay for your bill, sir." The hotel manager says.

Ash's face turns white then red with anger.

"That bastard stuck me with the bill. I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!!!" He shouts.

Later that afternoon Ash finally finds Shino's semi parked at Delilah's house. He checks the house first and no one is home. As he is leaving the house he sees Shino getting out of the semi with a duffel bag.

"This is where you have been?" Ash asks.

"Sorry about leaving you at the hotel like that this morning but you were sleeping so peacefully I didn't want to wake you." Shino says with a grin.

"You liar. It doesn't matter. Are you all packed and ready to go?" Ash asks.

Shino holds up his duffel bag and nods.

"Good, I will be packed in 15 minutes." Ash replies and runs back into the house. He returns in 10 minutes all packed and with Pikachu on his shoulder.

"Let's hit the road." Shino says as Scizor walks up with a half a Weedle squirming in his mouth.

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