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Thursday, March 22, 2007


an 87.12 WOOT!!

YES!!! i just got done taking my science benchmark and made a 87.12!! i usualy get 60's and 70's. i'm s happy!! *squills at top of lunges and looks around as classmates stare* this are their faces 0_o! i'm so happy!! *does happy dance* it's kindof weird that i made 3 B's on my report card and yet i can still get on the computer. my school rocks! even thought you do have a 50% chance of getting high off of half of the stuff here and that you can die from the food. seriously, i almost died from the food here. i couldn't breath and i couldn't move. oh, and when you put stuff in the trash if it's still whole they go back and take it out of the trash, i've seen them...and your probily saying to yourself," is she going to shut up?" and for that i'm sorry, i'm just so hyper!! *squills again* sorry, see you guys soon! ^_^

oh, and it's actualy the 22nd, theO is just kindof slow.

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007


STALKER!!!!

i think i'm being watched. no kidding. today when i let the cats out i desided to go outside on the porch for some fresh air. i stood there for a few minutes, then i saw somthing out of the corner of my eye. so i turned my head slightly torwds the road and i saw this car driving really slow near my house. then when it got to tha little dip before you go up the hill it stopped. and i kept staanding there waiting for it to move on, but it never did. so, i went inside and went to the front window and looked out side torwds the car. it stayed a few seconds longer then drove off. *shivers* it's kindof scary.

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Sunday, March 18, 2007


stupid imeem.com!!

i can't listen to the music unless i'm a member, but i don't wish to join. so, i had to get a vidoe instead, and i got star wars........joy.

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welcome, to the dark circus!! BWAHAHA!!!

i love the ICP's!! *Insaine Clown Posse* *sp* and i've actualy joined it! so, beware!!

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007


oh, yeah> take this!! ...............
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.welcome to the 5th layer of hell. how may i take your order of pain and sufering?.........................
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.*BOOM*!!! aw man!! i hope your happy! you just blew up hell!...and earth! oh, yeah, hevean's gone too..........
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are you dead yet? *pokes head*.......
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that's it, time to end this.........
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.don't you listen? STOP READING!!!!...
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...you just want me to kill you, don't you?.................................
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ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

THE END!!!!......=^-^= OMG!! a kitty!!

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Sunday, March 11, 2007


*nose bleed*


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LOL!! too funny! XD

The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.



St. Peter said, 'Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven.'

Forrest responds, 'It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope that the test ain't too hard.

Life was a big enough test as it was. St. Peter continued, 'Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions.

First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T?

Second: How many seconds are there in a year?

Third: What is God's first name?'

Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and says, 'Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers'

Forrest replied, 'Well, the first one -- which two days in the week begins with the letter ' T'? Shucks, that one is easy. That would be Today and Tomorrow.'



The Saint's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, 'Forrest, that is not what I was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit for that answer. How about the next one?' asked St. Peter.



'How many seconds in a year? Now that one is harder,' replied Forrest, but I thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve.'

Astounded, St. Peter said, 'Twelve?

Twelve? Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?'
Forrest replied, 'Shucks, there's got to be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd... '



'Hold it,' interrupts St. Peter. 'I see where you are going with this, and I see your point, though that was not quite what I had in mind....but I will have to give you credit for that one, too.



Let us go on with the third and final question. Can you tell me God's first name'?



'Sure,' Forrest replied, 'it's Andy.' 'Andy?' exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St Peter.



'Ok, I can understand how you came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the world did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of God?'



'Shucks, that was the easiest one of all,' Forrest replied. 'I learnt it from the song, 'ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN.'



St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said: 'Run Forrest, run.'

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Saturday, March 10, 2007


my parents let me on!! ^^

WHEEE!!!guess what?.....you take too long to guess, so i'll tell you. i got a haircut!! i know it's a little wierd to be happy over that, but now no one can say i have a mullet any more!! also, my mom said i could get highlights!! *jumps into the air* i don't know when i'll get them, but i'll get them. what color do you think i should get? NOTE:i will not get blonde, or black no matter hoe many people tell me so. i hope to talk to you guys soon, BYE!! ^^

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Tuesday, March 6, 2007



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she showed her mom the paper....

and her mother yelled at her so loud the room shook. even though she went parctaly deaf, she didn't look away from her mother's peircing gaze. then her mother threw the paper in her face and told her to get out. her father just looked at her with disapointment. when she got to her room she felt them coming, but she didn't let the tears show. her father leaned into the door and began to tell her the same thing like last time. then it carried on till they all ended up in the kitchen. then she heard som things she'd never headr before. from her mother's lips came,"i don't want you to be like me! i never gradtuated highschool untill 2004, 20 years later! i was a big disapointment to my family!!" now the tears came,"the greatest thing i ever did while my mother was alive was get maried to your father!" this struck a cord in her heart. then her father said,"the only reason i came back was because of you and how much i love you." this caused the girl's eyes to grow big,"w,when did you leave?" she manged to say. "remember when you were 3 and i bought you that icecream cone from the shop?"he said. she just nodded,"well, that same day i left and i didn't come back for many months." the shock showed on her face,"why?" was all she was able to say."because our living condistion was so bad,"her mother replyed. "and we don't want that life for you," they said in almost unisin. but, of course, that happened last night. today she is at school on her typing classes computer writing to her friends:'I'm sorry to say, but i won't be able to get on for a very long time. not untill i get my grades up.and my parents aren't mean because they got upset over a B. it's just shows they love me. so, i hope to maby talk to you all soon, good bye.' then she sat their,just looking at the screen. All that i typed above was what really happened last night. as you can tell, i'm the girl. and as i said in the passage 'I'm sorry to say, but i won't be able to get on for a very long time. not untill i get my grades up.and my parents aren't mean because they got upset over a B. it's just shows they love me. so, i hope to maby talk to you all soon, good bye.' and for fun: Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

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