Saturday, January 20, 2007

hello every 1.its 12:27am.and im up making e-cards and its fun.lol.i hade like 7 but only 6 worked i cant wait 4 u 2 c them.u have 2 wait 48hours.lol.theres so funny well 2 me at least.lol.well im bored now so ill go 2 the people who updated.theres like 5people all ready. oh-no my baby bro is waking up so i have 2 go take care of him brb.ok back hes crying so i have 2 go take care of hime so bye. ok back im just adding on 2 the post.im sooo bored now im talking 2 evilcookiequeen and evilcookie-1.there very exiting.lol.(joke).but im getting bored so im going 2 go bye. ~mr.cookie~ this is a story that me and my friend linda started and now me and mirelle5 are adding to it. mwahahaha. it's so freakin funny!!! read!!! teh vacation!!! starring: linda the magnificent, cheyenne the burning napkins girl, the flirtatious brittany, the pshyco chick amanda, migi brianna, and jonathan the cookie fiend! our story starts out with 5 lovely ladies and a dude stranded on a deserted island just trying to survive. 5 girls, one boy, what will happen!? find out in this epic fairytale! and now our story begins! chapter 1 location: on an airplane time: middle of the night brittany: aren't we there yet?! linda: no, now stop asking! brianna: will you two shut up?! it's the middle of the night and some of us are trying to get some sleep before we get to hawaii! linda and brittany: eh heh....sorry! ^^; jonathan: *coming out of the bathroom* um.. i don't think anyone should use the bathroom for a while. eh heh heh... all the girls: eeeewwww!!!! jonathan: i think those cookies i ate were past their experation date.... amanda: don't tell me you ate the cookies in a jar with ponies on it?! jonathan: um.. yeah... amanda: you little..! *punches jonathan in the stomach jonathan: umm... i gotta go to the bathroom again...^^; brittany: you're hopeless... *plane shakes* cheyenne: turbulance maybe? linda: i dunno pilot: everyone put on your seatbelts! we're going to crash! everyone: !? OMG!!!! *everyone puts seatbelts on* cheyenne: where's jonathan?! brittany: i'll go get him! linda: no! you'll die if you don't have a seatbelt on when we crash! brittany: but i have to get to jonathan! brittany: *runs towards bathroom* jonathan: what's the matter britt? brittany: crash...plane....seatbelt.... jonathan: huh?! BOOM! *plane crashes chapter 2 location:unknown island, everyone covered in plane remains time: still middle of the night brianna: ugh...*gets up* is everyone okay? amanda: i am but my cookies are seriously injured! T.T brianna: forget about your stupid cookies and help me look for everyone! cheyenne: ugh,,,, brianna and amanda: are you okay?! cheyenne: i think... but my wrist hurts a little... but we need to find everyone else first. brianna: yeah. jonathan: come here quick! brittany's in bad condition!!! brittany: ugh..... amanda: are you okay?! brittany: does it look like i'm okay??? amanda: umm..noo...... but my cookies are in worse condition! cheyenne and brianna: ugh... cheyenne: i think her leg's broken! jonathan: then i'll have to carry her! *picks brittany up* brittany: *blush* brianna: now off to find linda! *points finger towards the distance* cheyenne: okay! amanda: i think i'll stay here and tend to my cookies' wounds. cheyenne: you're coming with us! *pulls amanda by her ear* amanda: then at least let me bring them with me! cheyenne: ughh.... fine amanda: *grabs cookies* chapter 3 location: an unknown island...still.... time: towards dawn linda: *to herself* i think my arm's broken.... cheyenne: hey is that linda?! jonathan: *while still carrying brittany* i think it is! linda: hey guys! brianna: are you alright?! amanda: *muttering to herself* she doesn't look in as bad shape as my cookies..*mutter mutter* linda: i think my arm's broken though... brianna: we'd better get to someplace where we can rest then we'll tend to everyone's injuries. everyone: okay! amanda: there are so many dead bodies around here..... creepy. *shields her cookies eyes* cheyenne: i think we were the only ones who survived. linda: *points good arm towards the shack* we could rest there. jonathan: well, okay. *everyone heads towards the shack* brianna: i wonder who owns this thing... cheyenne: well, it's proly the best thing we can find right now, so just don't worry about the details. jonathan: wow... brittany fainted.... amanda: hey maybe jonathan should kiss her to wake her up. go ahead jonathan, pucker up! jonathan: *blushes* cheyenne: go ahead! don't be a sissy! linda:lol jonathan: *leans in for a kiss* brittany: *wakes up* what the heck are you doing!! you pervert!!!! *slaps jonathan and leaves a mark* jonathan: what was that for?!?! brittany: because y- OMG! what is that?! brianna: what's what? brittany: THAT!! everyone: *turns to look* everyone: i-it's the boogieman!!! chapter 4 time: 2007... okay...? loction: still on the island. duh! boy, we suck! boogieman: i am ..... *pauses* everyone: what..?! boogieman: *points to brittany* your FATHER!!! brittany: NOOO!!!! *faints and dies* amanda: *pokes her with a stick* i think she's dead... let's eat her!!!!! brianna: you're a cannibal?!?! cheyenne: i wanna eat her arm... *drools* amanda: no but i'm REALLY REALLY hungry and my cookies are in bad condition so i can't eat them! T-T brianna: .... cheyenne? are you a cannibal then? cheyenne: *has an insane look on her face* yeah..... so? boogieman: okay, what the hell's going on here?! *picks up brittany and leaves* cheyenne: i'm just pulling your leg! ^-^ brianna: really? cheyenne: or maybe pulling it so i can eat it!!!! ... jk. jonathan: screw brittany! *grabs linda and makes out passionately* brianna: OMG?! o.0 amanda: *shields cookies eyes again* cheyenne: *looks away* chapter 5 time: early morning location: still on the island retard! amanda: *looks off into the distance* *walks away* *towrds the distance* brianna: *points to amanda* where's she going? cheyenne: i dunno... let's follow her... secretly! *evil grin* linda and jonathan: *still making out* amanda: *i her head* i think i see someone! *runs over* random kid laying on the ground: *silent* amanda: OMG?! i don't think he's breathing!!!1 brianna: i wonder what's she doing...? cheyenne: i dunno...? let's just keep following! brianna: okay! linda and jonathan: *still making out* amanda: *goes over to random kid laying on the ground* i think i need to do mouth-to-mouth!!! amanda: *in her head* ..... he's HAWT.... and SMEXY!!!! amanda: *kisses him passionately instead of mouth-to-mouth* cheyenne and brianna: OMG!!! *they both scream bloody murder!* linda and jonathan: *stop making out* what the hell was that?!?!?!?! *they look over and scream!* random kid laying on the ground: *wakes up* what the hell are you doing?! *slaps amanda* everyone else: *GASP* amanda: what the hell was that for?! i saved your freaking SMEXY life! everyone: *GASPNESS* random kid laying on the ground: okay... *holds amanda's hands* miss. i dunno know your name so i'll just call you SMEXY will you go out with me!? amanda: okey-dokey! and the name's amanda! *puts her thumbs up* but i have to know your name too! random kid laying on the ground: it's joey. joey lehr. amanda: *blushes* mine's amanda .... fails... T-T joey: *bursts out into laughter* amanda: *slaps him* joey: hey! what was that for?! amanda: you're so mean! *stands up and trips landing on joey* joey: *blushes* amanda: what the hell, you pervert?! joey: i didn't do anything! you're boobs landed on me!!!! amanda: what the HELL did you just say?!?!?! *slaps him again* everyone: *EVEN MORE GASPNESS* cheyenne: drama... and she just met the kid two seconds ago.. brianna: i know... cheyenne and brianna: posing as old geezers* kids today *says it while stroking their "beards" chapter 6 time: morning location: ON THE ISLAND STILL!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH MORON?!?!?! linda: wow... just... wow... jonathan: i know... wow.... linda: *looks passionately into jonathan's eyes* jonathan: *looks back into hers* linda:*makes out with him* brianna and cheyenne: OMG not again.... cheyenne: OMG!!! i see ichiraku!!! the ramen place!!! everyone except amanda: NU UH! amanda: get outta my ways you fools! i'm getting freaking ramen!!! cheyenne: i'm with ya!!! *the two stampede out and run towards the ramen!* linda: those two and their ramen... *sigh* jonathan: yeah, i know what you mean! joey: welcome to the underworld!! bwahahaha! *flames shoot up outta nowhere* everyone: WTF?!?!?!?! joey: *calms down* okay... it was just a spur of the moment thing.... brianna: o.0 cheyenne: OMG i see it!!! *runs faster* amanda: OMG!!!! *drools and runs faster* *they break into song* cheyenne and amanda once they get to ichiraku: ....SHADOW...SHADOW.. SHADOW... ~eating slurping eating~ on the mysterious island of doom~ ...dun dun dun we're protecting our tummys! ~ we are A-A-MANDA, AND CH-CH-CHEYENNE.... who are cannibals! *song ends* amanda: i'm still hungry, howsa bout yous? cheyenne: *with insane look on her face* i know what you're thinking. no more ramen... but we have other sources of food... *looks at the waiters and waitresses* ***DARKNESS**** *SCREAMING* chapter 7 time: in the afternoon location: in... heaven?!?! WTF?! angel(as an angel): welcome to heaven brittany-san. brittany: WTF?!?! angel: we do not say such rude things here. it is a place of peace. brittany: SCREW PEACE! WHERE THE HELL AM I!?!? angel: didn't i already make it clear to you that we're in heaven? brittany: you're a crazy...! angel: *looks at his paper* oh my.... brittany: what do you mean by oh my?! angel: oh my! brittany: what the hell do you mean by; "oh my" ?!?!?!?!?! angel: you are in the wrong place. *pulls lever* *trap door opens up beneath brittany's feet* brittany: AHHHHH! WT- angel" well, i am god ya know. *turns purple* amanda s.: welcome to hell young one. briitany: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?! amanda s.: you're dead, honey. brittany: ...... OMG!!!! chapter 8 time: in the afternoon location: do i even have to say anymore? *amanda and cheyenne finish up their "meal" brianna: o.0 linda: o.0 jonathan: o.0 joey: it's to be expected young ones. amanda: what? what the heck are you saying?! joey: .... huh? what?! what did i say? amanda: just stand there and look SMEXY joey: okay. ... WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! amanda: nothing.... *in her head* he's so SMEXY when he's stupid. i just wanna... *too bad to type* linda: i think i see some water over there. jonathan: let's go check it out dudes! brianna: and dudettes dork!!! jonathan: yeah, i meant to say that.... heh heh. *everyone goes over there* cheyenne: *eyes light up* it's an onsen!!!! brianna: a what? cheyenne: hot springs. duh. brianna: how was i supposed to know?! you're over there speaking frickin' chinese! cheyenne: *pounces on her like a tiger to it's prey* it's japanese you *BLEEP* joey: yeah! i can take a bath now! *in his head* then amanda will think i'm SMEXY again... *blushes* amanda: *in her head* i wonder what he's thinking about... SMEXAGON linda: then let's get in! but we have to have a boys side and a girls' side jonathan: awww..... why?? linda: *glares at him* jonathan: ARF ARF... okay... brianna: WTF?! amanda: but my cookies wil get soggy!!! T-T brianna: why don't you eat those freaking things already!?!?! cheyenne: why don't you just leave them where we put our clothes? amanda: oh, i would've never thought of that! cheyenne: goes to walk over to ... somewhere... and trips and falls on her face *boys undress and girls undress* jonathan: *trying to peep* linda: *slap* STAY ON YOUR SIDE!!! *points to his side* jonathan: awww.... brianna: perv. amanda: what's a perv? everyone sigh except cheyenne cheyenne: uh... well.... it's.... umm.... why don't you have joey tell you? amanda: okies! amanda: peek head over to boys' side jonathan: why the hell can you girls look at us and we can't look at you?!?!?! amanda: cause we got boobies! joey: *blush* amanda: joey, what's a perv? joey: i dunno. what is it jonathan? jonathan: *explains it all* amanda: O.O joey: (=o.o=) amanda and joey: okay.... joey: *looks at amanda* jonathan: see, you're a perv just like me!! ^-^ *smiles* *trys to look at linda* linda: *full of rage* *grabs amanda slaps jonathan and joey for hell of it and goes back to the girls' side* cheyenne: what happened? *clueless as ever* amanda: aww... winda... why'd you pull me away? i was weraning stuffies. brianna: i'm afriad to ask. *on the boys side* jonathan: *explaining some things to joey that i would not like to type... EVER!! joey: O.O to be continued..... Super Spies Story jon [8:59 PM]: there we were 2 super spys jon [9:00 PM]: on a mission to save the world jon [9:00 PM]: stairing linda and jonathan(who is sexyer) linda [9:00 PM]: not! jon [9:01 PM]: linda=whats that jonathan who is sexyer linda [9:01 PM]: lol linda [9:01 PM]: i don't think so jon [9:01 PM]: jonathan=i dond no lets check it out jon [9:01 PM]: linda=your so smart 2 jon [9:02 PM]: *they walk over there* linda[9:02PM]: jonathan= no your smarter and hotter jon [9:02 PM]: linda=its canda jon [9:02 PM]: linda=candy jon [9:02 PM]: jonathan=no its a boom jon [9:03 PM]: linda=wow your smart linda [9:03 PM]: jonathan=your smarter jon [9:03 PM]: jonathan=i no i am but now we have 2 deacdivate it jon [9:03 PM]: linda=ill do it!! BUBBAJS8 [9:03 PM]: jonathan=NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! linda [9:03 PM]: linda= no i won't ! jon [9:04 PM]: *ka~boom* jon [9:04 PM]: jonathan=no you stupid head linda [9:04 PM]: ghost linda= avenge me!! jon [9:04 PM]: linda=thank u jon [9:04 PM]: linda=were r we jon [9:05 PM]: jonathan=in a nother world now jon [9:05 PM]: *a ka~boom from over there* jon [9:05 PM]: linda=whats that jon [9:06 PM]: jonathan=i dont no my spy friend jon [9:06 PM]: jonathan=lets check it out jon [9:07 PM]: *just then linda grows a huge butt and jonathan sits on her lap and bounces away linda [9:07 PM]: ........... linda [9:07 PM]: it's supposed to be funny jon [9:07 PM]: linda=wow every thing is so not here jon [9:08 PM]: jonathan=thats because there was an explosion jon [9:09 PM]: linda=wow i think so *pokes butt* my butt isnt going back 2 narmol jon [9:10 PM]: will they ever find out what that boom is jon [9:10 PM]: and will lindas butt go back 2 narmol linda [9:10 PM]: lol jon [9:10 PM]: 2 be continued... jon [9:26 PM]: last time on super spys linda [9:27 PM]: lol jon [9:28 PM]: there was a boom and linda tryed 2 stop it and made it worse so jonathan and linda and the whole world died jon [9:28 PM]: then they ended up some were else jon [9:28 PM]: then they hered a boom and i was a boom linda [9:29 PM]: lol ok jon [9:29 PM]: linda=wow theres like no people jon [9:29 PM]: jonathan=no duh it was a boom linda [9:29 PM]: lol jon [9:29 PM]: linda=realy jon [9:30 PM]: linda=i thought it was more candy jon [9:30 PM]: linda=and my butt is backed 2 narmol linda [9:31 PM]: yay jon [9:31 PM]: jonathan=yay 4 u but i like it big jon [9:31 PM]: linda=realy linda [9:31 PM]: oh you like big butts i see jon [9:31 PM]: jonathan=i guess jon [9:32 PM]: linda=how cute but ,haha butts, we have 2 find out who did this jon [9:33 PM]: jonathan=wow your smarter now jon [9:33 PM]: linda=yep linda [9:33 PM]: lol jon [9:33 PM]: linda=i like candy and milk jon [9:33 PM]: jonathan=and there it goes linda [9:34 PM]: lol jon [9:34 PM]: linda=wha wha what whats that behind you. jon [9:35 PM]: *jonathan turns around and sees a huge big monster type thing. jon [9:35 PM]: monster type thing=oh master linda [9:36 PM]: ok? jon [9:36 PM]: *bows down 2 linda* linda [9:36 PM]: yay! jon [9:36 PM]: monster type thing=its ben 4 ever but we found you jon [9:37 PM]: linda=r u talking 2 me or mr.sexy linda [9:37 PM]: me jon [9:38 PM]: monster type thing=you call him sexy, look at me *poses* jon [9:38 PM]: linda=im finely a queen linda [9:38 PM]: lol jon [9:39 PM]: jonathan=wow your stubern jon [9:39 PM]: linda=thanks but now a queen has 2 go back 2 work jon [9:40 PM]: monster type thing=sou will be our queen jon [9:40 PM]: linda=yes yes i will jon [9:41 PM]: monster type thing=you are the queen ot thongs linda [9:41 PM]: WHAT?! jon [9:41 PM]: linda=thongs? jon [9:42 PM]: monster type this=yes thongs and my name is fred jon [9:42 PM]: jonathan=fred linda [9:42 PM]: hi fred jon [9:43 PM]: fred=yes fred i can spell it F-R-E-D jon [9:44 PM]: linda=i can spell my name L-N-D-I-A linda [9:44 PM]: lol jon [9:44 PM]: jonathan=wow linda [9:44 PM]: i'm smart! jon [9:45 PM]: fred=wow your smart now we need 2 get 2 the palace of thongs linda [9:45 PM]: weee jon [9:45 PM]: jonathan=haha your the thong queen jon [9:46 PM]: linda=well im a queen and your not linda [9:46 PM]: lol jon [9:46 PM]: jonathan=can we get back 2 being spys linda [9:46 PM]: no. jon [9:47 PM]: fred=umm no first we need 2 go 2 the palace jon [9:47 PM]: jonathan=fine but u oue me a new shiny thong jon [9:47 PM]: fred=ok linda [9:48 PM]: lol jon [9:49 PM]: will the super spys ever go back 2 the mision and will jonathan ever get his thong jon [9:49 PM]: 2 be continued... jon (8:32:09 PM): last time on super spys jon (8:32:32 PM): linda ran into a monster named fred jon (8:33:12 PM): and fred made her queen on thongs and jonathan was geting angry that they went being spys linda (8:33:41 PM): and jonathan wanted a sexy thong. jon (8:34:19 PM): so now there going 2 the palace jon (8:34:52 PM): jonathan=how long is this walk? jon (8:35:11 PM): fred=u no only 3 ubo miles jon (8:35:24 PM): jonathan=whats a ubo mile jon (8:35:58 PM): fred=thats the type of mile its about 2000 human miles jon (8:36:09 PM): linda=what!? linda (8:36:46 PM): linda= i might damage my heels! jon (8:36:51 PM): fred=well i could always carry you queen linda of thongs jon (8:37:11 PM): jonathan=what am i choped liver? jon (8:37:41 PM): fred=no your choped meat loaf jon (8:37:51 PM): linda=haha linda (8:38:02 PM): lol jon (8:38:08 PM): *fred puts linda on is back jon (8:38:51 PM): jonathan=well good thing i brought my W.T.T.I.A.C. jon (8:39:08 PM): linda and fred=what!? jon (8:39:21 PM): jonathan=u no linda [8:43 PM]: weeeeee jon [8:44 PM]: jonathan=Watch~That~Turns~Into~A~Car jon [8:44 PM]: linda=oh well race u there ill use my big bounsy butt linda [8:45 PM]: I don't have a big butt anymore remember?!!? jon [8:45 PM]: *just then lindas butt gets big and jonathans watch turns into a car jon [8:45 PM]: fred=ready 3...2...1...go jon [8:46 PM]: *they zoom off linda [8:46 PM]: fred= Linda wins!! jon [8:47 PM]: linda=haha im going 2 win jon [8:47 PM]: jonathan=watch were your going some rocks are coming up jon [8:48 PM]: *linda bounces on the rock and her butt pops linda [8:48 PM]: lmao jon [8:48 PM]: *she flies into jonathans can and its a tie jon [8:49 PM]: fred=haha jon~guy linda wins becauses shes a queen jon [8:49 PM]: jonathan=fine linda [8:49 PM]: linda=Whooo! jon [8:49 PM]: linda=Whooo! linda [8:49 PM]: that's what i just said jon [8:50 PM]: *just then a nother big scary monster comes up but it dosent look like fred jon [8:50 PM]: other big scary monster=mr.cookie we have finely found you jon [8:51 PM]: jonathan=what who r u? linda [8:51 PM]: what?! jon [8:51 PM]: other big scary monster=i am frank jon [8:51 PM]: jonathan=wow fred and frank jon [8:52 PM]: frank=fred!?i hate fred hes our peoples evil people linda [8:52 PM]: lol jon [8:53 PM]: frank=we r worst enemies jon [8:53 PM]: fred=what do u want frank? jon [8:53 PM]: frank=i came 2 get our king jon [8:53 PM]: linda=who is that? jon [8:54 PM]: jonathan=its me! linda [8:54 PM]: lol jon [8:54 PM]: frank=no its that rock jon [8:54 PM]: jonathan and linda=what?! jon [8:55 PM]: linda=haha jon [8:55 PM]: frank=haha,joke, its you mr.cookie jon [8:56 PM]: jonathan=am i king of thongs linda [8:56 PM]: lol jon [8:56 PM]: frank=no boxers jon [8:56 PM]: jonathan=yes!!! jon [8:56 PM]: frank=now come with me jon [8:57 PM]: fred=now queen come with me jon [8:57 PM]: jonathan and linda=what but...but... jon [8:57 PM]: linda=were a couple jon [8:58 PM]: jonathan=yeah jon [8:58 PM]: fred and frank=not no more linda [8:58 PM]: what?! jon [8:58 PM]: will jonathan and linda ever see each other again jon [8:59 PM]: and will linda ever fix the hole in her butt jon [8:59 PM]: to be continued.... linda [8:59 PM]: what did my butt ever do to you??

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