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Friday, February 17, 2006


oops! Silly me haven't posted in a while, hope you weren't wondering if I was dead or not. Of course I wasn't, that's just the dogs bollocks.

Well lets see if we can fill in the gaps of the days where I really should post things... *thinks back to past month or so*
Ahh yes, last post left me very angry and frustrated. Led me to take it out on myself through a little bit of self harming. Umm I broke up with Huw a few days after, but then we got back together (yay!). Had a pregnancy scare.. yeah that was pretty tits, (fucked up) took like two tests, first postive and second negative. Worked out fine and dandy wouldn't you say? Waste of bloody money, but hey! It worked in the end. Which means won't be cradling any small humans until about 10-20 years to come (hopefully never).
*thinks of what else*

Sod it, can't think of anything else apart from Valentines day... which was oh lets say two days ago?
I got a dozen roses from Huw. How thoughtful of him but of cause I would of wanted a heart necklace or something on those lines since... *breaks into song* diamonds are a girls best friend!
Yeah, on 14th Feb me and Hugo Boss... I mean Huw watched Moulin Rouge. Great film... but the ending is ruined with Ewan Mcgreggers (think that's his last name >.<) crying. I mean come on!
It was hoo-larious! I tried ever so hard not to burst out laughing but failed.. ruined the moment and movie. Can't completely blame me, it's a pathetic cry. IT HAD TO BE LAUGHED AT PEOPLE!

I bought Huw's valentines present yesterday, yeah yeah yeah I know! A day after, so spank me. I can explain, honest!! My brother took my last £2 for bus money, lame I know. He took advantage that I was still in bed, just woken up and wondering why everything is so bright and why my eyes are glued shut with mascara which is impossible to get off, no matter what eye makeup remover you use. But the point is... I needed that money and he was persistant! So what more could a girl with eyes glued shut with mascara do than to just let him take the money and go back to dreaming about two very hot emo guys kissing... ok forget the dreaming part, that was my own personal amusement anyway.
I'm taking to long to get to what I actually bought him, so I'll just tell yeah.

FOREPLAY DICE!

ohhh yeah! Glow in the dark... or I should say "glow in the dark". How do I know this? >.< I opened it! I know it was wrong, so spank me! I couldn't resist. I admit I gave into temptation and opened it in the cafe with Jaz. But you would of done exactly the same thing if you rolled it and got a kick outta it saying, "rub ears" or "fondle toes" or even the romantic "massage lips". How can you not roll some kinky dice with your friend and start rubbing their lips or something stupid that the dice has rolled onto. It was worth the 20mins of my life... 20 mins of laughter of my life.
Question is... how do I give Huw a present I opened for him? *light bulb.. PING!* Wrap it in christmas wrapping paper!

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Ok I admit, it's a crap idea... no no no it's a bollocks idea but you try thinking of something sensible in 1 second with a brain that thinks of randomness 24/7, I'll tell ya it's bloody hard!

What else is there to blab on about? Ooo ooo oo! I cut my own fringe... so proud! It's probably uneven and I can't be bothered to even it out a little. As long as it's not noticable unless you stare close up at it for 5 mins then I'm not bothered.

yeah.. I thought the fringe thing would last longer, turned out it didn't.
Hope you've had fun reading updated randomness. I know I had fun typing it. For self amusement see how many times I say "I know"

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