Thursday, November 4, 2004
I am not afraid of the dark!...... Am I?
This morning at about 2:15am while I was in the middle of typing a post the power went out. It was like falling into an abyss. Total darkness. The power always went out at my old house but I was still able to see a little because I have pretty good night vision. But I was freaking out a little this morning because I couldn't see shit. When I managed to make it into another room I realized why. Looking out the window I couldn't see anything because all the other houses had lost power too. The street lights weren't even on. The moon must have been behind clouds. It was the craziest thing... looking out the window and seeing nothing but black.... it gave me the heeby jeebies. Those damn cows are trying to get to me I know it.
In other news, my mother is insane. There's barely any room in this house to breathe because everything has to stay downstairs until they finish renovating upstairs. So what does my mom do? She decides she wants to get a dog. There's a little paper here called the Free Trader and people always put in ads about pets that they have to give away. So now we have Daisy. Paco is extremely distressed. She's a 7 year old labrador and is sooo sweet. The jerks that owned her for her whole life were giving her away because they got a puppy. Assholes! As soon as I heard that I said "A neglected dog? I'll drive!" She lived on a farm and when I went to get her there were 20 cows 10 feet away from me. This one cow kept staring at me and, after talking to Daisy's owner, when I turned back around it was still staring at me and had moved right up to the fence. Too bad I didn't have my flamethrower with me. Daisy smells like a cow and because I've been petting her I smell like one too. I'm going to give her a bath in a few minutes with my apple scented shampoo.
And now I leave you with a survey that you've no doubt seen a lot of lately. I know I'm the bazillionth person to put this up so don't do it if you don't want to.
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression [of me]?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
16. What song are you listening to right now?
17. Do you love me?