Sunday, October 24, 2004
May I have your attention please!?
This is directed to all the monosyllabic cretins who can't seem to get their half-witted minds to grasp the concept of constructive criticism. I'm far beyond mere annoyance of your ignorance. Too long have you insisted on polluting our good natured site with your intolerable and incomprehensive nonsense. I am, however, willing to take into consideration the possibility that your being a complete and utter imbecile may not be entirely your fault. So I'll make this as easy to understand as I can:
Constructive criticism - criticism or advice that is useful and intended to help or improve something, often with an offer of possible solutions
There are no ifs, ands, or buts about it. Youíre either being constructive or youíre being destructive, and now youíll have no excuse. Other than the fact that youíre a complete jackass and thatís not an excuse. Now that I've done my part in attempting to educate your miniscule minds, if you still choose to continue on with your idiotic manner, I will have no choice but to unleash the rage that I harbor only for the cows on all your asses!!! And, I must say, I'll feel pretty damn good doing it!!
Get it? Got it? GOOD!!!
(P.S. - I wrote this at 3:30 in the morning so please excuse any grammatical errors that I've failed to correct due to my currently falling asleep on the keyboard.)