Thursday, October 30, 2003
I'M KILLING MYSELF!!!!
No, not literally!! Have you no faith? Ugh, I'm so dumb it scares me. I have acid reflux disease which causes me to normally have heart burn all day almost everyday. I'll just wake up with it. But when I eat chocolate, if I already have heartburn, it gets 10 times worse. Today I was heartburn free and what did I do??!! I ate 2 bags of peanut M&Ms!!! Oh I hurt! It started after about 3 M&Ms but I just kept going. And you know what tops it off? I'm gonna go wash it all down with some highly acidic orange juice just for the hell of it. I think I have an ulcer. I get sharp pains in my stomache whenever I eat.
Anywhere, Leigh is having a Halloween party on Friday. Yippee!! I'll get to be surrounded by all her 14 year old friends who think I'm 13!!! Leigh still hasn't started decorating and the house is a complete disaster and she said she's going to a dance tomorrow night and won't have much time to do anything. So what am I going to do? Being the nice big sister that I am, I told her that I would clean the house while she was in school and Laura said she'd start decorating when she gets home. I wouldn't even attempt to decorate, I suck at that kinda thing. Laura is the master so I'll leave it to her. Cleaning is my thing. Although, I'm worried that I'll go overboard. I promise to TRY to restrain myself from alphabetising anything. And I will use the MOP this time. No more getting down on my hands and knees and psychotically scrubbing the cracks between tiles. If Lance comes home and throws his jacket and bookbag on the floor I will calmly tell him to put them where they go. I WILL NOT proceed to beat him senseless over the head with them. Yeah.... wishfull thinking is just dandy isn't it? I WILL NOT EMPTY OUT AND CLEAN THE REFRIDGERATOR!! Leigh's friends won't even see it! And they won't see all the pots and pans under the sink either so I WILL NOT WASH ALL OF THEM FOR NO REASON!!
Who am I trying to convince more, you or myself? Are you buying any of this? Neither am I. Fine, I will at the very least refrain from killing anyone. And I wouldn't bet my life on that.