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Monday, July 16, 2007


   Sup!
Yo peeps. nothin much going on here but i just got back from my grandma's. it was awesome. The wedding was BEAUTIFUL! OMG! My cuzen Heather looked like a princess. It's 11:09 and i'm tired, but here's somme stuff 2 entertain u guys. NIGHT!
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I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole 'nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I've ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login

Online
I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online

Yeah, I'm cooler online

Yeah, I'll see ya online

I LOVE that frickin' song!!! LOL!!!
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Naruto is so funny!!! ROTFL!!!
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What Weapon are you




Machine Gun crazy offensive power but no ability to protect yourself if you can't shoot them
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There so damn HOT!!!
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OMFG!!! I just saw that and HAD to put it up. ROTFL!!!!
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What You Would Look Like As A Dude Anime (for girls)




you'd be a shy boy. Very childish.
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which anime guy is for you...........with the story (of course) it's DIFFERENT!!!!!o_0 ~ pic of what you look like in results~




Your Anime Guy Is Ichigo from Bleach!!!!Your InfoName: Ichigo MomochanAge: 15Occupation/Job: ServantFavourite Food: SnacksFlower: RosePersonality: Shy, tries to stay out of major things, loyalHow You And Ichigo Got TogetherYou had worked for the local medical centre's managers son, Ichigo, for as long as you can remeber. You hated working for him because he was always bossing you around and never asked how you were or anything. Today you had to clean out his room before he came home from school with his friends. You were just about done when Ichigo burst into his room followed by two boys who wolf whistled you. Blushing you went to exit the room."Ah Ichigo, you ain't going nowhere!" said IchigoYou turned round and looked at him"Why?" you asked"Because we're gunna play Truth or Dare of course" he laughedLooking down at the floor, you went and sat next to him and his friends who were already sitting down."Since you my slave Ichigo your gunna be starting" said Ichigo"ermmmm ok errrrrrrm truth?" you stammered"your not doing a truth, be daring and do a dare." said one of Ichigo's mates"erm ok then dare" "I dare you to kiss Ichigo," said the other of Ichigo's friends.You look over at Ichigo who didn't seem to care, you turn your body to face his you were about to kiss him when he suddenly lunged and shoved his tounge down your throat, gagging you pushed him off. You coughed as Ichigo and his friends laughed. The stood up and left saying "Thanks but we've had enough we came and saw what we wanted to now we'll be off, see you tomorrow Ichigo and er Ichigo"You and Ichigo sat in silence, Ichigo straddled you and kissed your neck, making a trail of kisses down to your collar bone, he started un-buttoning your dress and began kissing your collar bone he went to go lower but you stopped him."Maybe later," you said winkingIchigo got off you, as you done up your dress. Ichigo fired you as his servant so you could have a proper relationship. Later that night you had many lemons. You became scared that Ichigo would tell his friends but he didn't as next time they came over they didn't indicate that they knew what happened.
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Well, it's 2:21 (Yes, i know, I'm on the internet WAY to long.) And i REALLY need some sleep. LOVE Y'ALL!!! NIGHT!!!

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