Thursday, September 2, 2004

My Own Computer Stupidity!!

I was using the schools network one day, and the computers, every one in the labs, went down, just turned off. Mr. Ewing, our tech dude at school, was running through the labs and checking all the computers for viruses and signs of a hacker. It turns out he had pulled the plug of SRVMISSION, the schools big rackmount server. He had the cord stretched accross the floor of the IT room. What an Idiot...

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   About my DUMB Paper Route

Well, ever since last year, I have been throwin these worthless papers that noone reads, aka the Super Sarpy Shopper. And then ive had to give these people a paid paper sometimes, aka the Ballevue Leader. Ill say my boss ain't the brightest too... I told him i needed baggies, he gave me 3 sets, not even enough for thid month. And then, he gives me these extras i dont need, like 16 extras of each... At least its a fair paying job, $7.14 a week, roughly $28.56 a month, and it only takes 2 days at the most. I hate that my dad says I should carry a list so tht i know who gets what... I have been doing it for a year!! I would hope I would know by now!!

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Friday, August 27, 2004

   COMPUTER STUPIDTY OF THE DAY

Sorry i havent been on recently, but my computer wasnt letting me do anything. Anyways, heres the feature:

(Customer:) "Well, I got one of your free disks in the mail, but I don't have a computer. I just wanted to thank you for sending this to me."
(Tech Support:) "...Ah...is that the only reason you're calling, sir?"
(Customer:) "Yes, I just thought that was really nice of you people, sending me this disk. I really appreciate it!"

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Monday, August 16, 2004

   Fun With Contacts in School

In my school bathrooms, the mirror is on the other side of the room, and the sinks just plain suck, so contacts r so much fun in school!!

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Tuesday, August 10, 2004

MY EVIL HAIRCUT

I'd have to say, i've never looked worse. My haircut is too short, and now I look like Jay Mohr!(you know the guy from last comic standing) It's scary! If I see a demand for it, i'll post a link to the picture...

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IS MY COUNTER BROKEN?!?!?

Maybe i'm decieved here but i bekieve my counter reading may be wrong. Considering it says over 800000, I have come to the decision to try to find a different counter site, that will give me a good free counter. If anyone can suggest one other than 123counters.com, i'll check it out.
Thanks!!

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COMPUTER STUPIDITY OF THE DAY FROM RINKWORKS.COM

A man called, and he was EXTREMELY upset. He was yelling and carrying on, very angry with his last ISP. He wanted to know our prices and services, so as always I told him what we offer and what we could do for him.


Customer: "Well, good, I'll go with you. I was using that CENSORED AOL, and I hated them CENSORED!"
Tech Support: "What was the problem?"
Customer: "Well, EVERY single time I signed off AOL, this smart CENSORED guy kept telling me 'goodbye' in this smart CENSORED tone, so I canceled them!"
It was really painful to repress my laughter.

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