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Wednesday, September 22, 2004


   GIVE ME BACK MY RING!!!!
Me: *wall into room caring a very large tree branch in hand. Walks over and starts betting the rabid fan girls off of Bakura* Get back you sorry wenches!

Fan Girl: I thought you devoiced him.

Me: Yeah well, I talk to me friends and I forgot to mail the divorce papers, so guess what, it was invalid! And you, *points to another fan girl* give me back my scull wedding ring.

Other Fan Girl: No! ‘kura is mine.

Me: *waves fist* you give back that ring or you will be on a one way trip to intensive care!

Other Fan Girl: *pouts and tosses back ring*

Me: *picks up Bakura* come on honey, lets go home and I will make you as stake.

Bakura: You when to dinner with the Pharaoh. Why should I got back?

Me: Because after the Pharaoh had too much wine he told me all his dirty little secrets. We can use them to conspire against him.

Bakura: I love you

Me: I know you do. *tosses tree branch over sholder and it hits a fan girl on the head knocking her out cold*

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