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Thursday, February 1, 2007


hehe....confusiled.....
hey guys! well in my last post i bet some of you got a little confused when i said i was in a fraternity. well in all aspects yes, girls are in sororities and boys in fraternities.....but not in all cases. a fraternity is one souly founded by their own. like with men's fraternities men are the founders...and they branch off to make a "sister" branch called a sorority. thats where you get the sororities from they are just braches off of an original. well in my case....ZTA or Zeta Tau Alpha is a women's fraternity. ZTA was founded by women souly for women, and since women founded our group we are our own fraternity. and to date....we are the ONLY women's "fraternity". cool huh^^?!
okay nw that i have explained everything..i hope that it makes sense now^^...now on to some good stuff. okay last week we had a comedian come to my universtiy. and here are his top ten jokes that had everyone falling out of there seats. (oh yeah, the comedian was physically disabled....not mentally i might add, just physically)

10. "im handicapped and im mexican, ooOOOOooo. so if you make me mad im going to pull a knife and we'll both get hurt."

9. "i think white people invented cinco de mayo. that way they could get all us mexicans out to the park, they can break into our house and steal all their shit back."

8. "they dont let me drink alcohol in portales(the town my university is in) anymore because i got a DUI in my wheel chair. i was the only one the cops could catch.....damn speed bump."

7. "i hate going shopping at wal-mart in my wheelchair because people think i work there."

6. "nice towels in the hotel, and of course they have a sign in the bathroom that said, 'please dont steal the towels', ooOOOOooo. i stole the sign."

5. "its hotter then hell in mexico...and everyone is selling blankets. hello. maybe thats why our country is in poverty. one word--popsicles."

4. "did ya'll know that when you cross the border to go to mexico you have to pay 25 cents....its like mexico has a cover charge. i tried to cheat. i went right up to the border and said, 'can i see if my friend is in there?"

3. "its cool to be back on a college campus. it reminds me of when i was in college, and i had a major in journalism and a minor in my dorm room."

2. "border patrol is kind of like mall security without flashlights. oh wait, we're in portales. you dont have a mall do you? a mall is a place like a bunch of wal-mart stores."

1. "she(comedians wife) went to a psychic. the psychic told her i was having an affair. that's the last time i do a psychic."

hehe.....i hope you all enjoyed that

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