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Friday, September 10, 2004

   Me gots the interweb!!

Please excuse the lack of grammer from above. Please excuse the violence down below. I have much happiness today. I am sitting in my house, not the library!!
hat last post was a little violent, but... oh well. And the end was rather anti climactic, but 'T-T' was what I could use best to sum up my feelings.
The most dramatically life altering amazing thing happened right after I posted that :::points down to the whole retarded kid thing::: I went in the back room and me and my friend Audrey were buggin the crap out of the Zach about which girl he liked at school, and I learned something so horribly shocking; Zach Johnson, is gay!!! bumbumbum. Ok I guess thats all.

~The sound of Hydes legs falling off, or so says Centigrade J

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Tuesday, September 7, 2004

   Im using the comp at the library

This little retard is bugging the shit outta me. Hes all, "whats that?! what so special about musiiic I swear Im gonna beat the living shit outta this little fack head!!
I lost the internet at my house so T-T

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I have dramatically cut down the amount of Die on my site. Less sexy? Yes, but also more tolerable to ppl who aren't madly in love with Die. I've yet to meet someone like that, but oh well.

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   True dat smiley, true dat...

Thanks alot Jesse! I downloaded the video from your site and it made me weep bitterly for three hours. It was the darkest three hours of my life. Cept for the whole monkey raping thing, but Im over that now.

...My brother is moving to Oregon. It took me three times to type 'brother' correctly.

I've nothing to type sooo... How bout adding just a little more Die to my site

No! No! Too sexy!!

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Monday, September 6, 2004

...my period button is sticky

You are 40% geek
You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.

Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.

You [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!

Geek [to You]: I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!

You [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime.

Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com

Someone explain the pic to me. I see a boob an ear and intestins. Or maybe not...

I Will Take my own life!.
After going through with your own well thought out version of columbine you finally turn the gun on yourself... the thick coat of brains and coagulated blood was a bitch to get off the auditorium wall. You sure showed them!
Find out how you will die, Take the Death Quiz now!

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Sunday, September 5, 2004

I just realized after I put the No Anal Sex bg up that I have way too much Die on my site. Someday I may change this.

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   0P (a cyclops sticking its tongue out)

Maybe I should stop having mommy make me dirrtay icons. But I think we all learned last night, Everyone loves Dies crotch. I know cuz I asked a few ppl and Mommy asked a few ppl and all together we asked I think 8 ppl. And only one doesn't love Dies crotch.
ok, enough of that kinda talk. I feel dirty now...
I wanna go to the movies again. I wanna see Napolean Dynamite. That movie looks like the shiz. And itdoesn't have any crazy hyenas attacking small children, like say the Exorcist.
Perhaps next time I go to the movies I wont bring perverts.
Heres my little transcript of pervy ness from during the movie-


Audrey: *Randomly* Zach has a penis
me: ewwww
Zach: Well I do!
Audrey: A big one
me: SHUT THE F**K UP!!
Zach: well my last name is Johnson
Rebecca, the 9 yr old girl we went with: \\\\0.0////
Audrey: *whispers to rebecca*
me: *jumps rebecca to find out what the secret was*
Zach: ?_?
Rebecca: *whipers* Zach has three testacles
Zach: No only 4
Rebecca: *whispers correctly so I can understand* Zach has a goatee

Im bored can you tell? Ok so now you know where I get all these bad influences. Notice I was the innocent one in the conversation? I did crack up when Zach said the Johnson thing, but other than that I was just all inocent and scared.
Alright I bet you guys didn't need to hear any of that.

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Saturday, September 4, 2004

   Everyone! Great news!

Im alive!
I was born, doo doodle doo, born, born to be alive!
Last night I went to the moviess nad saw that one Exorcist movie, like The Beginning or something, and it wasn't that scary, but like when I got home I was gonna go to sleep and I couldn't stop thinking about what would happen if the Devil decided to posses me, and I was freaking out all night.
Then like I pissed my pants cuz everytime I layed down the tv would go off. Later I figured out it was because when I layed down I bounced the bed which bounced where the tv was plugged in. I scare too easy.

I would like to point out it is now 6.20 AM. Do you realize how ealy that is?! Are you aware I usually wake up around 3.00 Pm?!!

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Friday, September 3, 2004

And now, a public service annoouncement from Slim Shady

A lot of times, boys and girls, this- will appear in front of my posts. Please ignore that since, most of the time I do not mean it. The only smiley you can ever take seriously from me is this one- cuz thats the only one I feel deep down in my heart.

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Wednesday, September 1, 2004

Look! Another Jiro quiz! How can you not love him?! I love him ^______^

What's your Jiro factor?

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