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Sunday, September 5, 2004


   0P (a cyclops sticking its tongue out)
Maybe I should stop having mommy make me dirrtay icons. But I think we all learned last night, Everyone loves Dies crotch. I know cuz I asked a few ppl and Mommy asked a few ppl and all together we asked I think 8 ppl. And only one doesn't love Dies crotch.
ok, enough of that kinda talk. I feel dirty now...
I wanna go to the movies again. I wanna see Napolean Dynamite. That movie looks like the shiz. And itdoesn't have any crazy hyenas attacking small children, like say the Exorcist.
Perhaps next time I go to the movies I wont bring perverts.
Heres my little transcript of pervy ness from during the movie-

WARNING- DO NOT READ IF YOUR ALLERGIC TO STUPIDITY

Audrey: *Randomly* Zach has a penis
me: ewwww
Zach: Well I do!
Audrey: A big one
me: SHUT THE F**K UP!!
Zach: well my last name is Johnson
Rebecca, the 9 yr old girl we went with: \\\\0.0////
Audrey: *whispers to rebecca*
me: *jumps rebecca to find out what the secret was*
Zach: ?_?
Rebecca: *whipers* Zach has three testacles
me: *yells* ZACH HAS THREE TESTACLES?!?!?
Zach: No only 4
Rebecca: *whispers correctly so I can understand* Zach has a goatee

Im bored can you tell? Ok so now you know where I get all these bad influences. Notice I was the innocent one in the conversation? I did crack up when Zach said the Johnson thing, but other than that I was just all inocent and scared.
Alright I bet you guys didn't need to hear any of that.


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