Saturday, December 16, 2006

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Cheez-Its are good!!! Ishida: ...uh.... Well, they are!! my friend Sean just gave me a free small bag the other day, and i ate them, and they're good!! What can i say? Ishida: Well, you could've just kept your mouth shut... Ichigo: DAMN! Crash and BURN, Bitch!!! Sasuke: WHOA!! Sky Blue? SKY BLUE?! Why couldn't I get sky blue?! I WANT SKY BLUE!!! Ishida: It's cuz it's MY color, fool. You had ur chance, but you sided with a pedophile. Jiraiya: Oh, come on!!! Enough with that word already!!!! I dont like it!!! Yeah, same way Ishida doesn't like the word "haphazard"!!! Ishida: ARGH! Dont say that word!! I just hate how it sounds!! Please dont! Kon: Ah, dont be such a wuss, Uryu!! When he sez that word, just start thinking about something else to get ur mnd off it! Like hot women in swimsuits!! Yeah, that's what I'm talking about!!! Sasuke: Whoa, brown?? I couldnt get brown either?! What, no other color fits me except purple?!?! Come on!!! Ishida: On the contrary, Sasuke. I think Brown actually is a good color for you! Sasuke: Why thank you Uryu!! Ishida: After all, brown is the perfect color for a little shithead like yourself! Sasuke: WHAT?!???!?! *goes Curse Mark level 2* So, you wanna pick a fight with me?!?! Is that it?! *Starts growing the first wing* Bring it!!! Chidori!!! *charges for Ishida* Ishida: heh! *before Sasuke could do anything, Ishida fires an arrow straight through his wing.* Sasuke: AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SHOT ME IN THE FUCKING WING WITH A FUCKING ARROW!!! *writhing on the ground in pain* AHHHH, WTF, that fucking hurts like a mother fucker!!!! AHHH, Why'd ya hafta do that, huh?! Jesus CHRIST, couldnt you have just punched me or something?!?! Ya didnt hafta friggin' SHOOT ME!!! AHHH, it's bleeding like crazy!!! How'd ya like it if I Shot YOU in the wing with an arrow, huh? How'd ya feel then!??! Ishida: I dont have wings! Besides, you brought it upon yourself! That's all i'm saying. Sasuke: Oh, yeah?! Well, *grows second wing* we'll see about that!! *Sasuke lunges for Isida again, only to receive the same result as last time...* Sasuke: OMFG IT FUCKING HURTS!!!! WHAT THE HOLY SHITTING FUCK MAN?!?! Ishida: You wanna know the truth!? Alrite, fine!! it's cuz....ur LV.2 Curse Mark looks like you're wearing lipstick. Kon: What kind of schtick is that?! DONT GIMME NO LIP!!! Naruto: ...Maybe he's born with it? Kakashi: Maybe it's Maybelline! Kon: HE'S NOT WEARING MAKEUP, IS HE!??! Neji: *Using Byakugaan* Hmmmm, yeah, well, it doesnt look that bad. they kinda look like big floppy things! Kon: DONT BE SUCH A CUT-UP!!!!! Naruto: Neji's Byakugaan can see through everything! Ichigo: But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?? Neji: Hmm...is it destiny? Ishida: NO! There's loads of cinnamon swirls in every bite!! Kon: YOU MEAN IT WAS DESTINED TO BE LIKE THAT!? NO WAY!!! uh....well, caould you guys stop yelling for a little bit, cuz, well, i kinda came down with a cold, so, ya know... Kon: huh, seriously?! damn, sorry. did it start with a sore throat?? Yes, it did!! You've had it too?? Kon: of course! I hate that!!! So, um, what else happened this week. it HAS been a week since you posted. any news for your adoring fans? Ishida: Yeah, and watch, like, nobody comes to comment on this post!! Naruto: Yeah, i know, right?! Well, i have yet another Spanish project to do, due this Wednesday. So, almost all this week, i was at the library after school, trying to work on it with my buddy James, but, like last time, we kept getting distracted, by random shit. So, even after all that, AND going to his house last night, we STILL havent finished the project!!! So, what we're gonna do is this- We're gonna chat on AIM, try to get the project done there(the information, and w/e.), then we'll meet up some day before the due date, and put it all together. i hope that works... Ishida: It's never gonna work. Gee, thanks!!!! Naruto: Well, uh, there was another pep rally at Chris's school. And I gotta say, it was way more exciting than the last one!! Neji: yeah, i mean, just when you thought Emo kids dont jump around when they go to shows... Thats because the shows that they would normally go to, dont have as much...uh....hmm, how should i put this, uh... Kakashi: They dont have as much ass as his pep rally. *I launch a brick at Kakashi's head* Kakashi: OW!!! OW OWOWOW OW OW OW OW!!!!! WHAT was that for?! You didnt have to put it that way!!(even though it's true!) Kon: Yeah, you bet I had a good time there, WOOO, YEAH!!!!!! Alright, but, onto more pressing matters, Shisu-Dono and Elena The Turk, you both rule!!!! Congrats one being visitors #999 and #1000, WOOT!!!!! You two helped me out with my goal- reach 1,000 hits before the one year anniversary of my joining this site(which will be March 20, 2007)!! Gaara: Yea, and having over 1,000 hits is Ballin'!!! Which bring's us to today's song!! Its "We Fly High" by Jim Jones!! Everyone: BALLIN'!!!!! Naruto: We fly high, no lie, you know this Kakashi: Ballin'!!! Ishida: Forign rides, outside, it's like showbiz! Ichigo: BALLIN'!!! Oh, hellz, yeah!! We in da buildin' with this!! Yeah, in fact, i took it upon myself to butcher some famous Naruto quotes by adding "Ballin'" to them!! Gaara: ...Why??? cuz i can, fool!!! Kakashi: Those who don't follow the rules are scum. but those wh betrsy their friends....are Ballin'!!!! Kon: WHAT?! I THOUGHT THEY WERE WORSE THAN THAT!! WHATS GOIN ON HERE?!?! Neji: There's no point in trying to fight destiny. It's useless to resist...cuz Destiny is Ballin'!!!! Kon: SINCE WHEN DID YOU LIKE DESTINY SO MUCH?!?! THIS AINT RIGHT!! Choji: I'M NOT FAT!!!! I'M JUST BALLIN'!!!!! Kon: SINCE WHEN IS HE A PART OF THIS POST?!?! STOP QUESTIONING MY METHODS!!! *Bricks Kon in the head, knocking the soul pill out of him.* Ichigo: *picks up the pill* I thikn i'll hold onto this for now...*puts pill in pocket*. There, that's a lot better!! So, what else is new?? Well, i made $100 today! Naruto: How? Well, remember last week? When i watched my bro at my cousin's house? Well, my mom's paying me $20 for that. Tonight, they have another party to go to. In fact, they're there right now!! Anyways, i'm getting paid another $20 for tonight. And my grandma from NYC sent me $60 in the mail for Christmas, so that $100!! Ishida: Well, that's quite the payload! But i bet you cant wait 'til you get a job, right? You know you want more money....you cant get enough of it... Sasuke: You want more...more money, more...POWER!!!! Hey, Naruto's on right now!!! But, it's only last week's episode. i wanna watch this week's episode!!! I also...missed Eureka seveN last Saturday(fell asleep before it came on). I need to know what happened!!! I wish i saw it. it looked good in the preview... Well, i just hope something can aome along to cheer me up... Naruto: Hey!! At least you have your friend Stephen's game to cheer you up!! That's right!! Now, how awesome is this- my friend Stephen (narutouchiha, see the link above), went to Chinatown in New York, and he bought two games for his PSP- BLEACH: Heat the Soul 3 and Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Portable, BOTH of which are not available here!! he actually found them in a store!! And, we(me and Bater[Sasuke Uzumaki, see the other link above]) get to play them!!!! and they're AWESOME!!!! huh, what else....um, well, let's see, i have a cold, import games, Ballin', uh, OH, Yeah!! Sasuke, how's your wing feeling? Sasuke: Oh, it's pretty good thanks!! uh, maybe you should end the post right about now. You have to do ur project, and get something to eat, and watch your brother while your parents are gone... Alright, i got it, i got it!! Anyways, i'll catch you guys around!! Dont worry, I'll be here all week!! See ya!!

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