So, you read the title. Yes, i am having quite the week here!! On top of that, im not able to visit your sites as often as i should, due to ongoing problems with this damn site, and the problems i'm having in my life. As well, as the fact that Sasuke wont shut the fuck up.
Sasuke: Man, shut up! Its not my fault you're gonna be 4 days late with your damn book report!
SHUT UP! no one needs to know about that!
Sasuke: Faggot! You already told them about it anyway!
ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH Knock it off!!! I'm really goign through a lot here, and ur not helping!!
Sasuke: So, this is what I get for trying to be a good friend?!?! FINE!! See if I ever try to help you out again!!
Good LORD, knock it off!! YOU WORK FOR A TRANSEXUAL! just...God, im too tired for this.
Naruto: Relax, man, just take a deep breath. Calm down.
Kabuto: Tension and stressing out will only make things worse. Relax.
*deep breath* hmm, alrite, im fine now. relaxed, calm, cool, and collected. it actually worked!
still, it wont help me with all the problems i'm having right now, with work from school, no time to visit you guys, no time to do my second OR third AMV, almost no time to write my new song...
Kabuto: A song?! You didnt tell me about that!! Whats it about!! tell me!!!...unless its some gay emo song.
Why, are you emo?
Kabuto: No, you are!!! i know you like that!! Im in your head! So, tell me, whats it about??
...um, well. its, kinda...about...you.
Kabuto: ...me?? You wrote song about me?! You shouldnt have!! Whats it called?!
and thats the tough part. ya see, its called....
...
...how do i say this guys?
Naruto: Dude, just tell him. Even though i dont know what it is either.
Sasuke: Just get it off ur chest man!!
Ok. its called..."White & Nerdy" the remix.
Kabuto: ...what?
im sorry, man. its just that, well...
Orochimaru: He's telling you that you resemble the song too much, Kabuto-kun.
Kabuto: well, yeah, thats true. but still...is it funny? like, haha-funny, not "im-a-big-nerd-named-Kabuto funny"??
the first one. it's not meant to dis you. um...wait, yeah, it kinda is, sorry!!
Kabuto: Ya know what? I really dont mind! i think its cool that i inspired you to write an actual song, even though its nothing more than a parody of a parody. Thats cool! So, are ya finished with it yet?
not yet. im still trying to fix up a few lines, so they can all match up together, as well as make sense, ya know?
Sasuke: Hmm, well, i dont think it'll be so great. ur AMV wasnt so great.
Shut up! i tried hard on that thing!! and im trying just as hard on my current project!! i just need a few more episodes to download, and im all set!
Naruto: You always need a few more episodes to download!!
Sasuke: Thats because there arent that may episodes with Lee. He cant exactly remember the exact episodes he needs anyway, as in the number episode.
Lee: Yes, sad but true. It's a little difficult to get my good episodes.
Sasuke: HEY! He stole my font color!!! THIEF!!!!
chillax, man! ya know what, i think green suits Lee better than it does you. you need a new color.
Sasuke: WHAT?!!? what color will i have now?!
well, you'll hafta get purple for now, with Orochimaru. sorry buddy!
Sasuke: ...man this sucks!!! i liked green, too!!
back to our original point, yes, im trying very hard on my Lee project! After thats over, i can get started on "Project: U.N.A.M.V."
Sasuke: "Project: U.N.A.M.V."? What the hell is that?!
Ultimate
Naruto
Anime
Music
Video. My will-be greatest production yet!!! I got the whole thing perfectly planned out in my head!!! now, if i only knew how to do those amazing speciall effects, like in all those other awesome AMVs we watched. Man, i envy those people, for having so much skill with that...
Kakashi: Yeah, they're good. compared to them, you fuckin suck.
ITS BASTARDS LIKE YOU THAT MAKE ME FEEL STRESSED OUT LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kabuto: Calm down!!! Forget him, just relax! please, we dont want another episode...hey, what about my song?
oh, the new remix! Yeah, a few more lines fixed, and i'll be done. its just a few lines in the middle of the song. after im done with it, i'll put it up so you all can read it. if i could, i'd just make a youtube vid with me actually rapping, but its too much work. i wrote the song, why should i hafta do anything else?!
おお、新しいリミックス！ はい、 少数 私が で る より多くのラインが決めて、 される. その 歌の真ん中のたった数個のライン. それでされたimの後私はそれを上げる、それで、 なたの全てがそれを読むことができる. もしそうすることができれば、私が単に私でビデオを作る 実際、しゃべった を除いて その 働きすぎる. 私が歌を書いた 私が他のものをする 持つ なぜ べきで る?!
Naruto: Um...what the fuck is that?
Its that whole last paragraph before it, just in Japanese.
Orochimaru: How the hell did you do that?!
i went to this website, copied that paragraph, and translated it! just go to www.freetranslation.com, and you can translate to all kinds of languages!!!! It's fun!!! ...i think it's kinda pathetic, that Naruto ere can't even read his own native language, a know?
Lee: Yes, Naruto has a lot oftraining ahead of him.
Naruto: HEY!!!!
*24-hour hiatus*
woo!!! yes, peoples, its been a whole 24 hours since i started this post!!! See, i left my computer on Hibernate mode, so it will turn off,but still save whatever work i was currently doing. SO, after a whole day, im back to finish this bitch-of-a-post!!
Kabuto: Amen to that!!!...however...
*another 24-hour break*
Sasuke: Damn! you took two days to type this little mofo!!! What the hell is wrong with you!!! That title makes no sense anymore!!
He's right. that title sez a "four-day overdue book report." Its going to be 7 days now, since im gonna hand it in on Monday.
Naruto: Damn, Chris, u suck.
Shut up!! I'll finish the report today, so i can have the rest of my weekend to myself. i still hafta watch all the shows i taped from last week Saturday, then i gotta set the tape for tonight! I can play more Ultimate Ninja then, so i can finish those damn S-Rank missions. i have yet to complete all of them. I'm currently doing the Hokage-level mission, "Collect 9,999,999 Ryo(money)". So far, i've just hit the 2 million Ryo mark, and im a litle above that, so just 6 million-something Ryo left!
Lee: Man, that sounds really tough! A challenge worthy of somebody of your skill with the game!!!
Aww, thanks Lee!! At least
somebody has faith in me!!!
Kakashi: So, when are ya gonna talk about life? ya know the random shit that happens in it?
uh, well, there's really not much thats happened. lets see, uh, well, my friend
Sasuke Uzumaki got himself a new phone. he got it yesterday, and-
Naruto: Fool!! Kakashi-sensei meant your life!!
well, ya see, thats the thing, not much has happened this past more-than-a-week-since-i-last-posted. so, i got nothing until tomorrow, or the next day. So, i guess this ends this post. i'll try to make them more interesting-
Sasuke: And more frequent!!
And
more frequent!!! so, yeah, later. i gotta finish that damn report.
more issues, with time, friends, a 4-day overdue book report. one hell of a hectic week for an otaku. this sucks!