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• 1990-10-21
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• 2006-03-20
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• Seventh Hokage, captain of the 14th Division in Soul Society
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• Chris (#461)
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Achievements
• i can kick ass in (most)video games and yu-gi-oh, becoming the seventh Hokage & convincing everyone in Soul society to start a 14th Division, & making me captain!
Anime Fan Since
• my parents showed me pokemon(1996, or was it '97?)
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• Naruto, BLEACH, Death Note, s-CRY-Ed, FLCL, Evangelion, Trinity Blood, FMA, DBZ, Rurouni Kenshin, Inuyasha, Pokemon, Digimon, Zatch Bell, Bo^7, Ghost in the Shell, Samurai Champloo, Eureka seveN, Trigun, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Samurai 7, and more
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• to make something out of myself, to be the best at yu-gi-oh(yeah, i'm a nerd), to be a graphics designer(video games), and, other things
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• watching anime, reading manga, playing video games, hangin' out, scaring people, playing yu-gi-oh cards, calming down & taming wild genins, listening to various J-Rock bands. Yep, all in a day's work!
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• lying(that includes some degree of acting, though i DONT do plays), memorizing random anime facts, being a disturbance to society, my awesome ninjutsu skills!!!
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Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Round 2
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SAKURA: Sasuke I just found the coolest thong let me model it for you*Sasuke drops dead from massive nosebleed* Sakura: are you okay I didn't think it was that tight
SAKURA: Hey Orochimaru, wanna go out with me?
SAKURA: *delivers a kidnapped Sasuke to Orochimaru* "Okay, now where the cash?" SAKURA: Oh, Sasuke was SO last season... Naruto's in now!
SAKURA: Naruto... I don't want to be too forward... eeeh, but will you go out with me? INNER-SAKURA: HELL YEAH!!!
SAKURA: "Oh, Naruto, I've always loved you! I never wanted Sasuke, I just wanted to make you jealous. Did it work?"
SAKURA: *arrives to class drunk w/ mohawk, denim skirt, Red Hot Chili Peppers tee, and some random punk rocker shinobi who picked her up off the street*
KAKASHI: I'm swearing off Come Come Paradise. From now on, I will only read lemon Naruto fanfics.
KAKASHI: I need a new profession; porno stardum here I come
KAKASHI: "Damn, I can't find my other contact" ITACHI: "Hey man, don't look at me like that!!!"
KAKASHI: What's under the mask... what's under the mask! That's all everyone cares about! Well here! Take a good look! (Rips off mask, wearing another one) Ya happy?!
KAKASHI: Why isn't my sharingan working!!! Let me get my secret weapon. MY MONACLE!!! MWAHAHA!!
KAKASHI: (Burns Come Come Paradise) this is a very bad book!!! It's no Paradise! It's Hell!!!
KAKASHI: *lifts up headband* "Damn this contact's getting on my nerves..."
KAKASHI: *singing* "Do a little dance... make a little love... get down tonight! Uh, uh, get down tonight!"
KAKASHI: *to the kids* *girly voice* Okay, look, I was late because I just COULD NOT get my hair to work for me, and ran out of moisturizer, and Gai stopped by to borrow my wax kit AGAIN...
KAKASHI: "Hello team 7, my name is Hatake Kakashi...and I'm a porn-o-holic."
KAKASHI: [2 hours late]:"sorry guys, (pointing to his "Come Come Paradise") my nosebleed wouldn't stop..."
KAKASHI: Weeellll... Okay. I suppose one little strip-tease couldn't hurt. Let me just get this mask off first.
KAKASHI: "I have been waiting here for an HOUR, you guys..."
KAKASHI: "BE FREE, MY LITTLE ONE. SWIM WITH YOUR FAMILY!" *throws Iruka off the dock, crying*
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