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Friday, April 14, 2006


They'd never say that! (courtesy of Naruto Central.com)
Every Naruto character has a different personality and there are some things they would just never say.

Naruto: “Shut up, Sakura I don’t want to be Hokage today”

Sasuke: “I'm sorry Itachi I don’t feel like fighting today”

Jiraiya: “Oh man not another naked chick.”
Jiraiya: “Do you guys think of anything besides women?”
Jiraiya: “Ahh the fourth was not anything special.”
Jiraiya: “That’s right I'm a virgin and proud of it.”
Jiraiya: “I Jiraiya solemnly swear never to look at another boob.”
Jiraiya: “I love big butts and I can not lie.”

Ino: “ Who cares about looks.”
Ino: “Eww I hate purple.”

Itachi: “I’m so weak I wish I wasn’t such a woman.”
Itachi: “Violence isn’t necessary can’t we all just get along.”
Itachi: “I want my mommy….”

Shino: “Oh my god, did you see the size of that bug?”
Shino: “Eww get that thing out of your mouth you don’t know were it has been.”

Choji: “No thanks Shino I'm not hungry.”

Tsunade: “I hate being young I wish I didn’t have this jutsu going.”
Tsunade: “Mmmmm grubs slimy yet satisfying.”

Gai: “That’s it I'm shaven these ugly eyebrows.”

Choji: “I lost 300 pounds on the subway diet.”
Chouji: “Oooooh no not another bite.”

Gaara: “I hate sand I think I'm allergic to it.”

Orochimaru: “Ok lets pretend I'm straight for one minute…..”

Kankurou: “Hey Gaara, can I build a sand castle with your sand?"

Hinata: “I love you Neji.”

Neji: “I love you to Hinata.”

Shikamaru: “I'm sooo hyper lets run laps around Kohana for a hour.”
Shikamaru: “Ino I hate you, your such a bitch. Yet you’re so hot marry me?”

Kakashi: “I think I'm going to show up for training early today.”
Kakashi: “Man my partners died.. oh well better them than me.”

Sakura: “Screw this, this ninja thing ain't for me I just wanted to be near Naruto.”
Sakura: “Damn Sasuke you’re even uglier than I am.”
Sakura: “Damn Sasuke get a hair cut.”

Haku: “ I hate you Zabuza shove it.”
Haku: “Wow I make a pretty good looking girl… pass the lip stick please.”

The Third Hokage: “This village sucks I'm moving to Hawaii.”

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