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Monday, March 12, 2007


Man, over a week of not posting, and a WHOLE lots happened...i gotta tell you guys about this...
Orochimaru: About TIME!! It's been way too long, and you had to go be all emo about it, and abandon your friends like that...

Sasuke: Hey!!!


I didn't abandon my friends!!....and HEY!!!

L: HEY!! *assumes his position* I resent that statement!!

Oh, that's right, man, I've been gone that long?! Well, in honor of one of my new all-time favorite anime, Death Note, I changed the background, the song to "L's Theme", and now, I've added L to the gang!! He's moving in, boys!!

Naruto: Hey, what's goin on, L?! Welcome to the post-space-crib-place-thing!!

Ishida: "Post-space-crib-place-thing"???

Ichigo: Yeah, see, we all had a meeting about what we should call this place. You weren't here at the time, but, this is what we came up with.

Sasuke: Yeah, everyone was there....speaking of people who should be here, where's Renji?

Byakuya: Frankly, I have no clue. And I'm supposed to keep tabs on this kid. How am I supposed to do that when he's never fucking around?

Well, let's not worry about him for now. I think he's fine. I need to focus on getting my revenge...

Orochimaru: On who??

On YOU!!!!!! You insulted emo kids!!

Sasuke: Yeah!!

You mock the intellectuals of tomorrow by calling them the idiots of today!!!

L: Yeah!!!

You…..you….did something to me a long time ago, and even though I can’t remember what it was, I’m still gonna get my REVENGE!!!!!

Sasuke: YE- …huh?

L: What??

Gaara: Even I don’t have any idea what’s going on, and I’m the Kazekage. On top of that, I’m emo too…

Well, Orochimaru did something to make me mad one day. I still hafta get back at him for it. One of these days, Oro….One of these Days!!!! But for now, who wants something to drink??? Ain’t it hot in here??

Orochimaru: Yeah, man. I’m parched!!! *takes the glass of soda out of his hands*

Geez, ya didn’t have to rush it all. Anyway, I mean, it’s just been waaay too long, and so much has been happening, so im gonna be a little brief about the events that have happened.

Orochimaru: Yeah, there’s just so much to….to….to…WHAT’S GOING ON?!!?!?!

L: Huh? What’s wrong, Oro?? You don’t look so hot.

Sasuke: As if he ever did!!

Orochimaru: Dude, I’m not sure, but my stomach is starting to hurt really bad!!....oh, c’mon, Sasuke, that wasn’t necessary!!

Sasuke: Actually, yeah, it kinda was!!


Well, I’m sure it’s nothing too seriou-

Orochimaru: BATHROOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!! *rushes to the bathroom*

O.o…..ok, I guess it is pretty serious….

L: Hmmm……something’s up here. He was just fine a second ago…

Sasuke: Yeah, well, looks like he finally got his just deserts, huh?! I mean, somehow it happened, but at least it did, right?

Yeah, I guess you’re right!!

L: “Just deserts”….wait a minute….

Huh? Something bugging you, L?

L: Well, you wanted revenge, and then you suddenly give him something to drink, and now….

Orochimaru: *on the toilet* Ah, man, that feels a LOT better!! Now, I’m gonna get outta here and- …..oh, no way….oh dear GOD!!



Orochimaru: *grinding his teeth* …Alrite, you got me this time, Chris. So, how long are you gonna keep me in here, huh??

L: You planted something in his drink, it shows in the facts that you wanted revenge, and the fact that he’s been sitting on the pot for the past 20 minutes.

Jeez, man! How’d ya figure it out so fast?!

L: I’m not stupid, Chris. That’s why you brought me to your post in the firt place. Although, there is one thing I can’t seem to figure out….

Kon: Is there really? What’s that?

L: I still haven’t figured out where Renji could be…

Byakuya: Didn’t I tell you to just drop the subject? I tried looking for him, but couldn’t. There’s no point in-

Renji:*from outside* HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!! Hey guys!!!! HEY!!! OUT HERE!

Renji?! He’s actually- GODDAMMIT, where’d ya go?!!?

Renji: Why don’t ya take a look outside??

*Everyone looks out the window*

Everyone: ….HOLY-

What the hell, man!! Where’d ya get that?!

*Renji is sitting in a new motorcycle, all nice and tricked out. Looks new…*

Renji: Ya like? In honor of Ghost Rider, which was an awesome movie by the way, I went out shopping for bikes like this!! It’s alrite, I’ll let you guys take it for a few rides, if ya want!

Byakuya: Can it, Renji. We have no time for stuff like that. Chris has to get on with his goddamn life, am I right? He has a lot to tell his…..readers.

Wow, uh, thanks, Byaku! That really helps straighten things out here!

Byakuya: …Byaku??

Yeah! It’s easier on the jaw to say ur name shortened, so I’ll do it that way from time to time, is that ok?

Byakuya: ….well, alrite, but ONLY YOU, since you were skilled enough to make your own Zanpakutou.

Which I’ll share with you guys another time!! Even though I didn’t really get to tell you all what I wanted to, I’ll hafta…..do it another day. So, see ya then!! Cuz I ain’t gonna be gone forever!!

Naruto: See ya!!

Renji: VROOM VROOM, later!!!

Byakuya: Until then…

L: Goodbye for now!!

Orochimaru: *still in the bathroom* Hey, hey, HEY!! I’m still in here!! When are you going to get me out of here?! Guys?!?!?!

Sasuke: Yeah, like we want to go in there after what you did in there!! Whatever, I’m calm now. So long-


HEY, don’t jinx me, Sasuke!! I wont take that long…

Naruto: Yeah, that’s what you said last time….

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