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Saturday, September 30, 2006
A. B. C.
Hi everyone like my new theme!? I love ipods ^^
So I need some advise...
Tomarrow today my house is going to be put up for sale...And the only way i could stay is it i let my grandmother live with us but in MY room...TwT what do I do?
A. Live out on the street
B. let my grandmother live in my room
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Thursday, September 28, 2006
Hey! Whats everyone up to!?...Right know im listening to some awsome music its Feel good inc. By gorillaz! Awsome song listen to it some time if you already havent.
My arms a freaking KILLING ME! all the god damn text books...-yawns- TGIF tomarrow! I dont think i could deal with it for another day!
Today this asshole kid in my class was pissing me off! Because he thinks hes all that because he hangs around with this kid that thinks he is all that but not..He looks like a fucking elf.So me and my friends were sitting next to eachother ( Im mostly hang around with boys because I am a tomboy I HATE girls There to mean -shivers-)
So the two asses are sitting across from us and the kid name david so he thinks hes full italian..hes a werido so after we ate our lunch he starts yelling at me...I told him hes a fat fuck and laughed so he gets all in my face to i slaped him right in his face...hes calling me a bitch and all that..we have the principal in the lunch room to calm us down and after a while he tells us to stop talking so everyone goes quite so he got in my face again and I told him to get the fuck out of my face...it was quite so allmost everyone heard me say Fuck...I was like what the hell...That was my day TwT.....
Heres a joke!
After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband's attention, he'd just shrug her off with some bored comment.
This went on for many months and the wife was going crazy with boredom. Then one day at a pet store, the wife saw this big, ugly, snorting bird with a hairy chest, powerful hairy forearms, beady eyes and dribble running down the side of its mouth.
The shopkeeper, observing her fascination with the bird, told her it was a special imported "Goony bird" and it had a very peculiar trait. To demonstrate, he exclaimed, "Goony bird! The table!"
Immediately, the Goony bird flew off its perch and with single-minded fury attacked the table and smashed it into a hundred little pieces with its powerful forearms and claws! To demonstrate some more, the shopkeeper said, "Goony bird! The shelf!"
Again the Goony bird turned to the shelf and demolished it in seconds.
"Wow!" said the wife, "If this doesn't attract my husband's attention, nothing will!" So she bought the bird and took it home.
When she entered the house, the husband was, as usual, sprawled on the sofa guzzling beer and watching the game. "Honey!" she exclaimed, "I've got a surprise for you! A Goony bird!"
The husband, in his usual bored tone replied, "Goony Bird, my foot!"
HAHA FUCKING FUNNY!
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Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Hello everyone! I just Joined the sasunaru fan club AWSOME!...Now all the IM buddies that i look at hentai I cut down! YAYS!...So i really have nothing to say so heres some FUNNY jokes i found! hope you like them!! YOSH! and see my new artwork...YAYS!
group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
I feel like im F***** drunk whoooooo -yawns- -passes out-
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Monday, September 25, 2006
Hello NAKED ITACHI!
Hello everyone!...Iv been a perv lately TwT and im sorry if im doing To much..TTwTT for being a perv...ill do anything for you name it..TT TT......Im sorry again.....
Now today I was looking though some hentai...and i notised that theres alot of sakura..why is that! I mean is she really that hot that every boy is banging her! EVEN MY ITACHI! I fell like beating that pink haired bitch! grrrr...And you dont see much of itachi anymore all i have is one picture of him in a thong...Its HOT! im only going to put up 2 pictures to show you all
WARNING IF YOU WANT TO SEE GO AHEAD BUT VIEW AT YOU OWN TIME!..(means warning mature content on the bottom) XD
Ok so tell me what you want and ill do it for you......
heres a little something! I ACUALLY DID THESE ALL! I SWEAR ON MY DEAD PARENTS!
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
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Sunday, September 24, 2006
Hello everyone! Make sure you visit Nari-chan's Site She posted something for all us itachi fans!.Lets move on! I didnt go to the fair yesterday TT TT because of the stupid rain! DAMN YOU RAIN!..
Okay,so last night I had a dream about dei.And he was babysitting me for a night because my step parents went out for a fancy dinner.-_-' so dei had to cook me dinner get me in the shower and tuck me into bed.My step parents told me that There sould be no computer....dei agreed.So i was mad that i couldnt go on so i went on without dei knowing i was there...Dei comes in and looks at the screen...^^' i was looking at Hentai (porn) He took a mental fit on me and sent me to my room.As I was walking past him i pulled his hair and ran to my bedroom.Now hes Pissed and wants to find me..I hid in my closet..Thinking he wouldnt find me...witch he did...Grabed me by my shirt and the shirt riped right off on me...dei blushed and i closed the door...hes on the other site..still blushing and keeps coming into his head on what he just saw...he opens the door looks in and looks at me while i put my shirt back on..He looks at me again still blushing...He comes near me and holds my coller (still have on) draged me in the bathroom....
(here comes a gross part)
Takes all my stuff off puts me in the empty bath tub and kisses me...0o I kissed him back we blushed and he started making love to me...>,<...He Said he loved me and i said the same and we went to bed together.
Then that was the end of my dream....^//^
Today im going to post/draw deathfrom garras Garra And going to have me (gigi) and dei...im starting to like him a little!
Donna's Music Codes
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Friday, September 22, 2006
Hello everyone!..Today Is friday! YES! Im going to The Big E Tomarrow YES! its a fair in mass. Yes whoot!!! im going with my brother and my sister!! I cant wait! So to let everyone get a DANCE ON! Ill be putting alot of stuff on my site! YAYS!!!!!
Ok some Have Nude Pictures...Sorry If you cant look dont!
All the Itachi lovers out there
Funny joke now!!
Merv was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and
ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he
settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on his
One day, Merv decided to invest his money in a small, but growing telecom
business called Plexus Communications. After weeks of negotiations, he
bought the company outright. But, after signing on the dotted line he
realized that he knew nothing about running such a business and quickly
set out to hire someone who could do that for him.
The next day he had set up three interviews. The first guy was great. He
knew everything he needed to and was very interesting. At the end of the
interview, Merv asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?"
And the gentleman answered, "Why yes, I couldn't help but notice you have
Merv got very angry and threw him out.
The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the
first guy. He asked her the same question, "Do you notice anything
different about me?" and she replied: "Well, you have no ears."
Merv again was upset and tossed her out.
The third and last interview was the best of all three. It was with a very
young man who was fresh out of college. He was smart. He was handsome and
he seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together. Merv
was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same question:
"Do you notice anything different about me?"
And to his surprise, the young man answered: "Yes. You wear contact
Merv was shocked, and said, "What an incredibly observant young man. How
in the world did you know that?"
The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied,
"Well, it's pretty damn hard to wear glasses with no fucking ears!"
Ok one more!
A 90 year old man is having his annual check-up.
The doctor asks him how he is doing.
"I've never been better!" he replies. "I have an 18 year old bride who is
pregnant with my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers this for a moment and then says: "Well, let me tell
you a story:
I know a guy who is an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one
day, he is in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella
instead of his gun. So, he walks in the woods near a creek and he spots a
beaver in some brush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points
it at the beaver and squeezes the handle. *BAM*, the beaver drops dead
in front of him.
"That's impossible!", says the old man in disbelief.
"Someone else must have shot that beaver!"
Okays thats it byes!
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Thursday, September 21, 2006
Hello everyone..Today i Found out something very hmm i could i put this surpriseing...Well to me...I was adopted...TT TT sadly My real parents died in a car crash.And my real birthday is today.Im kinda happy but im sad about my parents.
I dont want to get into it much so lets move on..
Today was the worst TT TT I dont know why but i always keep getting hit on my head by a locker.It gets old after a while.-yawns- TGIF Tomarrow! So heres a little joke for you!
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F." He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly. He again answered, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possible, "T-G-I-F." The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T." The exasperated blonde finally decided
"T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"
The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday
Heres an Picture does anyone know what hes saying becuase i sure Cant Figure it out!
Sorry no buddy link today to lazy
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Tuesday, September 19, 2006
WHOOT NEW THEME!
Hello everyone I hope you like my new theme! My favortive Pair!!!...-nosebleed-...
I Was just asking if anyone could find a Naked itachi picture!!..I know im being a perv but Please!..^^
Today was nothing new...except that we had to watch a video about sex and crap like that YUCK!...But i guess i have to watch it TT TT...It was part of my grade...
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
OMG THAT KID GOT PAWNED!!! BY A CAT!
Todays buddy link!
Nari and gigis Friend!
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Monday, September 18, 2006
Nari takes over
Hello everyone!..I Am going to start putting something up to make alot of people come to my site TT TT....Today my friend came over! Her name is ashley...we had fun.Im so tired TT TT....I could just fall asleep....-yawns- -__-ZZZZ......
Nari:slaps gigi-chan- WAKE UP!......
Nari: As you can see gigi fell asleep so for the rest of the day shes me!...
Nari:heres a joke of the day ^0^ WHOOT
Its about blondes DONT GET MAD! >0<...
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
Nari: heres a little clip! Does anyone know what hes saying?
Nari: and last...-gigi gets up-
Gigi: whats going on!
Nari: SHUT UP -hits in the back of the head-
-gigi passes out-...
Nari: BUDDY LINK!!!
Nari: YES ITS MY SITE!....SIGN THE GUESTBOOK PLEASE!!!!
Nari: also what do you think gigi-chan sould do with her site? Is there anything that we could do to make it look more fun?
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Sunday, September 17, 2006
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Hello everyone!..Im in a better mood now and I finally got rid of him/her!.YES!..Today my grandmother was upset her son (pat) Got into a big argument with her..she started cring..I felt so bad for her!!..TT TT Shes 65 years old and she doesnt need that I cant hate my uncle Becuase hes still family but i think that was really mean!...
My parents are watching NASCAR..its car raceing and its soooo boaring!!!
-yawns- tomarrow i have no school! YES! Its a teacher thingy...I dont know but im happy about it!...so far school sucks! TT TT its so god damn mean to me! TT TT And yesterday i got mad at this kid called joe and i kicked him in his balls!..Grrr
Heres some questions for you all
What do you think is the most Sadest part in naruto (or any other anime)?
I know i asked this before but
What naruto person do you think im most like?
What animal do you think im most like?
And last one...
What do you think is the best name for me?
And heres a joke!
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
And last...a little something...
Todays buddy link!
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