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Thursday, September 28, 2006


   Music!
Hey! Whats everyone up to!?...Right know im listening to some awsome music its Feel good inc. By gorillaz! Awsome song listen to it some time if you already havent.

My arms a freaking KILLING ME! all the god damn text books...-yawns- TGIF tomarrow! I dont think i could deal with it for another day!

Today this asshole kid in my class was pissing me off! Because he thinks hes all that because he hangs around with this kid that thinks he is all that but not..He looks like a fucking elf.So me and my friends were sitting next to eachother ( Im mostly hang around with boys because I am a tomboy I HATE girls There to mean -shivers-)
So the two asses are sitting across from us and the kid name david so he thinks hes full italian..hes a werido so after we ate our lunch he starts yelling at me...I told him hes a fat fuck and laughed so he gets all in my face to i slaped him right in his face...hes calling me a bitch and all that..we have the principal in the lunch room to calm us down and after a while he tells us to stop talking so everyone goes quite so he got in my face again and I told him to get the fuck out of my face...it was quite so allmost everyone heard me say Fuck...I was like what the hell...That was my day TwT.....

Heres a joke!

After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband's attention, he'd just shrug her off with some bored comment.

This went on for many months and the wife was going crazy with boredom. Then one day at a pet store, the wife saw this big, ugly, snorting bird with a hairy chest, powerful hairy forearms, beady eyes and dribble running down the side of its mouth.

The shopkeeper, observing her fascination with the bird, told her it was a special imported "Goony bird" and it had a very peculiar trait. To demonstrate, he exclaimed, "Goony bird! The table!"

Immediately, the Goony bird flew off its perch and with single-minded fury attacked the table and smashed it into a hundred little pieces with its powerful forearms and claws! To demonstrate some more, the shopkeeper said, "Goony bird! The shelf!"

Again the Goony bird turned to the shelf and demolished it in seconds.

"Wow!" said the wife, "If this doesn't attract my husband's attention, nothing will!" So she bought the bird and took it home.

When she entered the house, the husband was, as usual, sprawled on the sofa guzzling beer and watching the game. "Honey!" she exclaimed, "I've got a surprise for you! A Goony bird!"

The husband, in his usual bored tone replied, "Goony Bird, my foot!"


HAHA FUCKING FUNNY!



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