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Friday, February 22, 2008


No Comments on The Last Posty
the flew and a stomack virus are apparently goin round. i guess they took a wrong turn, cuz that's the second time. strep throat is now along with them.

i had no comments wednesday. i didn't cry. the sky did it for me. and it still is. poor thing. it's ok now.

the kid i pick up now went home yesterday with a fever of 103.1 It had been pretty close to 105, but went down some with cold compresses. he probably won't show up tomorrow. he's not supposed to anyways.

anyhoo, i'll see ya'll next week!!!

Joke of the Day
When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noises coming from the area where Mozart was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, And it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth...the Fifth..." Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery. "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Mozart decomposing."

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying
to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think
how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,
"There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or “That’s Michael, he's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the
teacher. She's dead."

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