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Monday, February 18, 2008


Pizza is good. So is hot fudge.

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- falling asleep mid-laff. that'd b pretty funny to watch
-yep. i don't know why. i deleted that second posty.
-Thanx for the good wishes.


yeah, well he didn't show up again today. Now we're really worried bout him. but no one knows where to contact the mom or their new address or phone. not the office, not head start. he's just gone. hope things work out.

yeah, well. it's too early in the week to have a good posty. so i'll just wait till maybe tomorrow. if not, wednesday. if not, then thursday. if not, well, you get the picture. Don'tcha?

Jokes
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary.
Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the lady. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my husband's mule stumbled.
"My husband quietly said 'That's once.' We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. Once more my husband quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time.
My husband promptly removed a revolver from his pocket and shot him.
I started to protest over his treatment of the mule when he looked at me and quietly said 'That's once.'"

There was a student who was desirous of taking admission for a study course.
He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GD and was to appear for the personal interview. Later, as the interview progressed, the interviewer found this boy to be bright since he could answer all the questions correctly. The interviewer got impatient and decided to corner the boy.
"Tell me your choice," said he to the boy, "What's your choice: I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one real difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind."
The boy thought for a while and said, "My choice is one real difficult question."
"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice!" said the man on the opposite side. "Tell me: What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted first but he waited for a while and said: "It's the DAY, sir."
"How???????" the interviewer was smiling ("At last, I got you!" he said to himself.)
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"
Admission for the course was thus secured.

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