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Wednesday, January 30, 2008


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-i'm glad you enjoyed the joke. and no, i won't stand for him to mistreat me, and he knows it.


lol. i can't help but remember Lord Sesshomaru's post. i enjoy readin his posts. i'm gonna miss thevampirelestat. i read his posty today, and he says he won't be here nearly as much as he used to. i had also likes reading his posties, and his poems. he'll be missed.

oh yeah! i almost forgotted!! Today is my sister's birthday! she is now a year older compared to her last birthday. yay for her!!

i was watching the "40 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes" on VH1 (i think). dude, some of those people are so great, they're stupid. i lost count on how many times Paris Hilton appeared on that list. and jessica simpson. i don't remember them all, but one of paris' more remembered quotes was "what's walmart? do they sell wall stuff?" or something like that. i mean come on now, walmart makes more than her. how can she not know? Arnold Schwarzenger ( i know i misspelt that) "i believe gay marriage should be between a man and a woman." yep. tha stuff folks say. in public.

anyhoo, i leave you with this funny:

Jokes for the Day

One day an Antartian buys a new Mercedes. She heads out on the freeway to try it out and cruises up to about 100 mph. As she was next to a big truck, she cuts him off. He yells at her to pull over, and, obviously not thinking, she does. He draws a circle on the road with chalk and tells her to stay there. He takes a knife and scratches her car and pops the tires. Then he yells to the Antartian, "How do ya like that?" She answers, "While you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

A man who's wife was pregnant couldn't bear to be in the delivery room at the time of the birth.
So he thought he'd ring up later to see if it had come yet. He rang up and the nurse said "it's a girl but theres another one on the way" he rang again later and the nurse said "it's another girl but there's another coming" he rang once more and the nurse said " it's a boy but there's another coming" He couldn't stand it any more so he went to the pub and got drunk. An hour later he was really nervous. He was dialling the hospital, hands shaking, and accidently dialled the sports line. he asked " how many did we get mate" the person said "198 all out.... and the last one was a duck"

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