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Wednesday, January 16, 2008


  yep. it's another day. i'm tired. i leave the house round 7:10, and get up round 6:20. well today, i turned off my alarm, but instead of getting up, i turned on my side. went right back to sleep. when i woke up again, it was almost 7 am. i threw some clothes on, bathroomed, brushd teeth, and was out the door at 7:15. on the way to work i listened to one of the disney cd's, ya know, one that has a song from about 20 different movies. so on my way to work i listened to dwarves singing bout goin home from work. made me jealous.

that's it for today's post. hopefully tomorrow's will be better.

Joke of the Day
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

That's Direct Marketing.


You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you and says,
"He's very rich. Marry him."

That's Advertising.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me."

That's Telemarketing.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour
her a drink.
You open the door for her; pick up her bag after she drops it,
offer her a ride, and then say,
"By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"

That's Public Relations.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich."

That's Brand Recognition.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback!!!!

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