Monday, January 7, 2008

   It's 2008!!!!!!!
guess who's back, back again. kayura's back, tell some frends.

i hope everyone had a good (yet safe) holiday season, and i can't wait to hear about ya'lls exploits. ^^

christmas was pretty cold. it was nice, tho. new year's was pretty cool, too. we had friends from H-Town come up for new years. it was alrite. we didn't do fire works this year. about a year ago, my uncle's grandmother died, and they weren't up for fireworks. but it was still aight.

ok yeah well, anyways, it's good to be back, in a new year (which i hope will be better than last), with some new . . . . never mind. it's a new year, but the dates and months are the same as the previous year, and the one before that. if it's a new year, there should be new months and days. example Today is the 732920th day in this year of 2008 in the month of Windiness.

i met this guy on myspace. i never thought i'd find a guy on the internet. not that i was trying, i just don't really like the idea of someone i don't know, idk, what if they're weird, in a not good way? anyhoo, back to this guy. i'm glad i met him. yes, in person. he lives in the same town as me. we had a great time saturday night. he's really funny, and he's cute. he works, he doesn't have a car, yet. he does drink, but not often. and he speaks spanish, and better yet, english!! yay!! anyhoo, i'm hoping that things go in a good direction, and i'll just have to wait a bit and see. he's off today, so maybe i'll see him.

i'll try to get round to everyone who updated recently, but i'm not making any promises. it is my first day back at work, ya know.

i'm tired. so i'll let ya'll go here and leave a few jokes for ya'll. till tomorrow!!


jokes

Chris had just turned 16 had long hair, and look like Joe Dirt. He went to his dad and asked: "Dad it is my 16th birthday! I would like you to by me a car for my birthday.” So his dad replied, "Son, I will buy you any car that you want as long as you raise your grades AND cut your hair." Chris said ok. The next week, Chris brought home a report card he had raised all his grades from c's and d's to all a's. His father was very happy! Now Chris was so excited he told his dad what car he wanted a, convertible mustang (red). His dad said, "Chris you haven't cut your hair." Chris replied, "Well Jesus had long hair." His dad said, "yeah, and Jesus walked everywhere he went!"

A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot.
Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a rip-off! I put him on the pot before a whole audience and he didn't dance a single step!" "So?" asked the duck's former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"

A 17 year-old Antartican boy was hired to paint a white line down the middle of the highway. On the first day, he got off to a good start and he painted a white line 7 miles long. The next day, however, he painted a line only 4 miles long. On the third day, he was down to less than a mile. Finally, his friend Max asked him why he was doing less each day. The boy replied, "I guess it takes me longer and longer to get back to the bucket each day."
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