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Arghh me GUMS!!! well me be a rockin cheese grater of a man. The elves stole me sanity so pardon the stupidity!!!


Sunday, March 26, 2006


   The Real Me!!
Wow I can't believe I wrote that for my first post. well heres a bit about me. I come from a little village made up of people who I now believe to be figments of my imagination. This includes a man who looks uncannily like the one and only SANTA!! my life has a tendancy to jump from one extreme to the other, never knowing whether people genuinely like me or not. For the moment my life is at its peak of greatness and im loving every minute of it, what with a beautiful girlfriend and a large pile of friends who I use as I see fit...teehee:). along side this wonderful life of pixies and fairies that constantly pester me for ham sandwiches I am studying in THE UNIVERSITY OF SUNDERLAND who like nothing more than a good strike to make the students fail. As you all already know I am studying Animation, possibly the most time consuming and draining subject to study. this course however does have its perks, while the so called lecturers try to teach us there "stuff" we simply mimic the behaviours of chimps and drug them using poisoned tipped pegbars (important animation tool) thus allowing us to build a nuclear silo beneath the building..........wait that was in college!! No...my lectures do allow us to do basically anything, infact im fairly sure I hit one in the head with a ping pong ball, the only reprecussion was recieving the same treatment only in chutney form. hmmm... i'll let you figure that one out. Outside of uni my life becomes like a glitter ball on slug pellets...it's CONFUSING!!!! I watch a lot of anime, as you might have guessed seeing as I am writing in a fansite. I also travel home to Scotland to see my loving girlfriend every two or three weeks, the journey entails catching several trains a cat bus and two kippers. well thats it for this post I promise I will keep updating my account!!! I luv you all!! :)
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Thursday, October 13, 2005


   First Post!!!!!!
Hey people this would appear to be my first post. Im gonna begin with a little advice, a long distance reltionship is possibly the hardest, but it is also the most benefitial. I left my girlfriend backin scotland while I regretably ran off to uni in england. If you want my opinion if you LOVE the person as much a i do, stay together and make sure you see each other as much as possible, however be prepared for possibly the hardest challenge known to man. Ok now tht i have tht off my chet heres a bit about myself. I am an 18 year old student, studying animation and design in Sunderland. so if u see a few animations on my web page ul knw why. as ive mentiond before I have a grlfriend who just s happens to be the greatest thing tht has happend to me EVA!I grew up in Scotland as a country boy and at the moment i feel as if I have no friends at all. WOW wot a loser ay!!!
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