Saturday, April 29, 2006

   Jokes (sry if I affend anyone.!)
Blond Jokes!!!!
Q:How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer?
A:Theres white-out on the screen.
Q:Howcan you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A:Theres writing on the white-out.

Drum Jokes!!!!
Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?
A: So they don't disgrace themselves at the parade.

Q: How do you know if there is a percussionist at the door?
A: The knocking gets slower.

Q: How can you tell when there is a drummer at your front door?
A: The knocking gets faster.

Q: How do you know when a drum solo's really bad?
A: The bass player notices.

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be pushed in.

Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A: A drummer.

Q: What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless.

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.

Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. test?
A: Drool.

If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.
Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his party, he'll ask his guests what their I.Q. is--hopefully this will strike up an appropriate conversation from there.

The day of Bob's party rolls around, and when the first guest knocks on the door, Bob asks the person what her I.Q. is.

"200,000" replies the first guest.

"Well, that's great," says Bob, let's talk about ethereal astro physics.

Bob and this first guest talk about the aforementioned subject for a while.

Later in the party, someone else is at the door. "Hi my name is Bob; welcome to my party, what's your I.Q.?"

The new guest responds with "250".

"Great," says Bob. "Lets talk about advanced math. Bob and his new guest talk about calculus and statistics for awhile.

Much later in the party, after many more guests had arrived and been spoken to by Bob, yet another guest arrives at the door. "Hi, my name's Bob; welcome to my party, what's your I.Q.?"

This time the guest replies after putting some thought into it "five".

"Well, that's great," says Bob, "what kind of drumsticks do you use?"

A man walks into a shop. "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gobson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremolo?"

"You're a drummer, aren't you?"

"Yeah. How'd you know?"

"This is a travel agency."
Music Jokes!!!!
Q: How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him.

Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?
A: I don't want the neighbours to think I'm employing corporal punishment, dear
Phone Songs!!!!
Mary Had A Little Lamb
3212333, 222, 399, 3212333322321 or
3212333, 222, 133, 3212333322321

Jingle Bells
333, 333, 39123, 666-663333322329, 333, 333, 39123, 666-6633, 399621

Frere Jacques
1231, 1231, 369, 369, 9*9631, 9*9631, 111, 111

Olympic Fanfare
3-9-91231, 2222-32112312, 3-9-91231, 2222-32112321

The Butterfly Song
963, 23621, 3693236236932362, 963, 23621

Happy Birthday
112, 163, 112, 196, 110, 8521, 008, 121


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Saturday, March 18, 2006

   Hey!!!!!!!!!
Hey!!!!!! Everyony sup? Sry I havn't updated lately. I know you all must bo going darn shes not dead yet! Wont she ever die?!?!? LOL!!!! Well any way for those that didnt want me to die I'm back! Isn't everyone happy now?!?!?!? Well I'll talk to you all later!

Love
Jess
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Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Yesssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yesssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!It's the end of the first nine weeks and I finaly got my report card it goes as following,

1st-80
2nd-100
3rd-85
4th-90
5th-83
6th-97

I did better than I thought I would.Im so glad I made 3 A's and 3 B's.well later.
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Monday, October 3, 2005

Hey it's October
Hey what are ya'll going to be for Hallaween?I'm going to be Raven from Teen Titans or Yumi from Code Lyoko.
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