| 1000 Questions -- The [Second] Longest ORIGINAL Survey on Bzoink (I made a longer one!) |
| =>This or That<= |
| Pie or cake?:: | Cake...and Pie... Piake! |
| Pie or 3.14159...?:: | Pie... |
| Chocolate or vanilla?:: | Chocolate |
| Black or white?:: | White. |
| Ceiling or floor?:: | Ceiling |
| Couch or bed?:: | Bed |
| Cough or sneeze?:: | Sneeze |
| On or off?:: | Off? |
| Closed or open?:: | Closed |
| Brush or comb?:: | Brush |
| Long or short?:: | Long...short...LONG?! |
| Big or small?:: | Small |
| Wet or dry?:: | Dry |
| Under or over?:: | Under |
| Top or bottom?:: | Bottom |
| Fly or fall?:: | Fly |
| Smile or frown?:: | Frown |
| Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?:: | Sorrow |
| Hot or cold?:: | Cold |
| Warm or cool?:: | Warm |
| Rough or smooth?:: | Smooth |
| Cat or dog?:: | ...Uh... both! HA! I DECALRE I CAN DO THAT! MAKE ME CHOOSE!!! |
| Snake or bird?:: | Snake |
| Shark or T-Rex?:: | T-Rex :p. |
| Past or present?:: | Past. |
| Science fiction or fantasy?:: | Fantasy |
| Dull or sharp?:: | Sharp |
| Live forever or die young?:: | Die young |
| Books or television?:: | Books |
| Jump or skip?:: | Skip |
| Fast or slow?:: | Fast |
| Run or walk?:: | Walk |
| Guy or girl?:: | Guy? |
| Disney or Warner Brothers?:: | Disney |
| Belle or Jasmine?:: | Belle |
| Gaston or Cruella Deville?:: | Cruella? |
| Food or friends?:: | Friends |
| Colors or black and white?:: | Colors |
| Cute or pretty?:: | Uh... pretty? |
| Good or evil?:: | Both o_O? |
| Fruits or vegetables?:: | Fruits |
| Milk or juice?:: | Juice |
| Hot chocolate or gingerale?:: | Ew... to both... hot choco makes me sick DX. |
| Beer or wine?:: | Neither. |
| Movies or cartoons?:: | Movies. |
| Pillow or blanket?:: | Blanket |
| Moon or stars?:: | Stars |
| Sky or sea?:: | Sky |
| Explode or implode?:: | Implode! |
| =>Odd Questions<= |
| What color is the bottom of your tongue?:: | Pink? |
| Your foot?:: | Red? |
| Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?:: | No. |
| Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?:: | Only if it involves someone dying and nothing involving anything in it... just him... exploding and dying... a... a very... very... VERY painful death... |
| Do you chew on your homework?:: | Yeah. |
| Pencils?:: | Pen caps. |
| Do you read the dictionary?:: | Twice... |
| Encyclopedia?:: | Nope, don't have one. |
| Atlas?:: | Nope, don't have that one either. |
| Road map?:: | Nope :/. |
| Do you memorize random facts?:: | Yeah. |
| Do you stalk anyone?:: | ...>_>;... Confidential information... |
| Does anyone stalk you?:: | I... don't think so... or... they're stalking me right now O_O. |
| Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?:: | No. |
| Do you dust your lawn?:: | No. |
| Do you collect dust?:: | No. |
| Lint?:: | No. |
| Baby teeth?:: | ...My mom threw my baby teeth away DX. |
| Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?:: | Rather keep clean, thanks. |
| Do you wish prostitution was legal?:: | ...To make people earn money for sex they shouldn't even be having... no. |
| Do you use lotion on your feet?:: | No. |
| Do you have problems with Canadians?:: | ...Uh... no... I don't think so... except they have really good bacon :p. |
| Mexicans?:: | ~shrugs~ I don't know. |
| Americans?:: | Some of them can be real assholes and jerks... fuck them. |
| The French?:: | ~thinks~ I dunno... |
| The English?:: | Tea? |
| Have you ever played a kazoo?:: | Don't think so. |
| Have you ever shot someone?:: | ...With a slingshot... yes. |
| Something?:: | Yeah. |
| How many pairs of underwear do you own?:: | ...I don't count my undies o_O;. |
| Jeans?:: | A whole bunch. |
| What ring size are you?:: | I... don't wear rings... O_O. |
| Belt size?:: | No idea. |
| Have you ever gotten anything amputated?:: | ...Nope. |
| Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?:: | Used to XD. |
| Do you eat a lot?:: | Sometimes. |
| Do you get excited over cameras?:: | NO. |
| Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?:: | Nope. |
| Poison?:: | ...>_>;.... And that's all your getting. |
| Knives?:: | Knived are fun :D. Play with them little kids... PLAY WITH THEM... Aren't I a good role-model...~sweat drop~. |
| Cheese?:: | Melted cheese is good... and that's it. |
| Penguins?:: | PENGUINS <3. |
| Bald people?:: | ...MY DAD IS BALD NOW ~CRIES~ I DUN LIKE IT ONE BIT!!!! |
| Scrawny African children?:: | Uh... nope? |
| Midgets?:: | They're small X3. |
| Pirates?:: | Arrr.... give me your booty... ~sweat drop~...Uh... I didn't just type that. |
| Corny jokes?:: | Either you laugh or cry... or just kick them for making such a lame joke. |
| Are you a virgin?:: | Yeah. |
| Are you a hermaphrodite?:: | ...Uh, I don't think so... I'm to lazy to look it up right now... so... I'm just going to say no. |
| Do you tie string to your teeth?:: | THAT DON'T WORK! |
| Do you bite yourself?:: | Yeah. |
| Cut yourself?:: | Used to. |
| Do you get cold sores often?:: | No. |
| Do you have a cold right now?:: | No. |
| Do you suffer from chronic migraines?:: | No. |
| Do you like to touch sharp objects?:: | Oh yes... to test out how sharp it is... if it's dull... it sucks! |
| Do you have a twitching problem?:: | Uh... I don't think so... but I do twitch randomly though. |
| Are you homicidal?:: | ...>_>...<_<... Uh.. Confidential. |
| What do you do on the computer?:: | Things... that will make your brain implode in your head and then the brain ooze will just come gushing out of your head :p. |
| Anything your parents should know about?:: | Nope. They don't need to know about my life... they ruined enough of it already even WITHOUT knowing on what goes on :|. |
| Are you happy with your life?:: | No. |
| Is everybody else happy with your life?:: | No. |
| Do you like 100% white grape juice?:: | ...Don't like grapes... |
| Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?:: | The leaves... the bark is brown. |
| How big is the universe?:: | BIG!? O_O... |
| What's the logic behind your answer?:: | I don't know... BIG. |
| How many hours of sleep do you get every night?:: | Eight... and sometimes passed eight hours... all depends. |
| What do you dream about?:: | A bunch of stuff that I can't remember all of it. |
| Anything your parents should know about?:: | ...No? |
| Do you fall for Internet advertisements?:: | No. |
| Do you enjoy bungee jumping?:: | Never went... want to go and see if the rope will break when I go :D. |
| Do you have AIM?:: | Yeah. |
| MSN?:: | Confused me... GREATLY. |
| YIM?:: | Nope. |
| A Neopets account?:: | Used to... I forgot what I named myself... MY NEOPET IS DEAD DX!!! |
| A Vampirefreaks account?:: | Nope. |
| A Quizilla account?:: | Used to... have two of them.... >_>;. |
| A Bzoink account?:: | Nope. |
| Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?:: | Sometimes. |
| Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?:: | Sometimes. |
| Do you get attacked by ladybugs?:: | My friends house does each fall :D. |
| Are you scared of everything that breathes?:: | No. |
| Doesn't breathe?:: | No. |
| Are you scared of anything at all?:: | Yeah. |
| What?:: | Uh... cars with people in them, spider webs more than the actual spider, uh... yelling... at me... o_O;. |
| Which cardinal direction do you like best?:: | Um... I don't know... North? |
| Do you have a life?:: | ...What do you mean about this... "life"? I go outside and hang sometimes, sure, but... other than that... hello computer and music. |
| Do you have a microphone on your computer?:: | Yeah. |
| A webcam?:: | ...Unfortunately...yes. |
| A scanner?:: | Yes. |
| A printer?:: | Yes. |
| A cordless mouse?:: | ...Something better... it's ATTACHED. Oooooooh. |
| Does your mouse light up?:: | Nope. |
| Are you scared of mice?:: | No. |
| What kind of computer do you have?:: | Mac... -_-. |
| Were you ever physically abused?:: | A few. |
| Verbally?:: | Everyday. |
| Sexually?:: | Nope. |
| Do you wish you were a fish?:: | No. |
| A cat?:: | When I was little. |
| A dog?:: | When I was little. |
| Do you have a cell phone?:: | Yeah. |
| What kind is it?:: | ...Uh... I forgot... see how much I pay attention to my broken cellphone XD. |
| Do you weasel out of things?:: | Yes. |
| Do your teachers like you?:: | ...They... most likely "pretend" to just get me out there. |
| Do your parents like you?:: | Doubt it... GREATLY. |
| Do your siblings like you?:: | I have none... so no :D. |
| Does karma, if it exists, love you?:: | No idea. |
| Did you have a tail when you were born?:: | Uh, I'm supposed to know this how when I don't interact or ask anything about when I was born...? |
| Do you enjoy school?:: | No. |
| Do you sleep under or over the covers?:: | Under, sometimes over. |
| Do you sleep in a bed?:: | Yeah. |
| Do you catch yourself floating at times?:: | ...DUDE! I WANT TO FLOAT!!! MAKE ME FLOAT!!! |
| Are you a packrat?:: | Yeah... a really... really bad one >_>;. |
| Do you know HTML or CSS?:: | Yeah, but not all, I'm no supergenious... |
| Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?:: | Sometimes... I think. |
| Do you shy away from social situations?:: | Yeah. |
| Are you obsessed with shiny things?:: | ...No, not at all... OMG!! A SHINY HUBCAP!!! ~Tries prying it off the car~ GIVE IT!!! GIVE IT, DAMN YOU! |
| Are you at least attracted to them?:: | All the time. |
| Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?:: | No. |
| Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?:: | I WOULD LOVE TO SMASH A GUITAR!!! The only thing I can play, a smashing guitar ~grins~. |
| Do you label other people?:: | All depends who. |
| Are you proud?:: | No. |
| Do you like scrambled eggs?:: | Ew. |
| =>How bad can I make you Look?<= |
| Do you wash your hands frequently?:: | Yeah. |
| Do you wet the bed?:: | No. |
| What age did you stop?:: | I don't know. |
| Do you lie a lot?:: | Sometimes... but mostly, I speak truth :/. |
| Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?:: | Yeah XD. |
| Brush your hair?:: | Depends if I'm lazy or not ._. |
| Do you use deoderant?:: | Yeah. |
| Do you masturbate?:: | No. |
| How often?:: | Never, I'M GOOD :))))))! |
| Are you an alcoholic?:: | No. |
| A druggie?:: | No. |
| Do you drink illegally?:: | No. |
| Do you wear underwear?:: | Yeah, I'm wearing one right now, isn't that just amazing!? |
| Do you change your underwear frequently?:: | Yeah. |
| Are you a coward?:: | Sometimes. |
| A loser?:: | Yeah, definitely. |
| An idiot?:: | ...What's an idiot? Oh yeah, me :D. |
| Do you chatspeak?:: | Wtf r u talkin bout? ...~shoots myself for that~... |
| Are you a bad friend?:: | Sometimes... I'm not going to lie. |
| Are you untrustworthy?:: | I say yes... but I try and keep my trusts good. |
| Unreliable?:: | All depends what they're relying on me for. |
| Do you pick your nose?:: | With a tissue... noses get itchy >. |
| Are you imperfect?:: | Who isn't? |
| Ugly?:: | Oh yeah! I break mirrors when I look in them. |
| Do you have bad hair?:: | Um... don't know. |
| A big nose?:: | Don't know. |
| Are you shallow?:: | Don't think so. |
| Greedy?:: | Sometimes. |
| Do you tell people you love them just to get want you want?:: | ...Do parents count when they know I don't? |
| Do you have any /important/ talents?:: | No. |
| Do you burp often?:: | All the time. |
| Are you impolite?:: | Depends... |
| Disrespectful?:: | Oh yeah XD. |
| Sadistic?:: | ...Sometimes... depends what mood I'm in really. |
| Are you a pansy?:: | Don't think so...? |
| Are you a conformist? (Hot Topic is a mainstream store, by the way.):: | Not really. |
| Are you a fan of George W. Bush?:: | NO. |
| Do you have buck teeth?:: | I have them DX. AND YES, YES I DO. I WANT THEM GONE! |
| Acne?:: | Yeah. |
| Mental illnesses?:: | ...When you're alone and hear voices in your head... it's not so lonely anymore... |
| Are you fake?:: | I can say, yes. |
| Does your breath smell?:: | Sometimes. |
| Do you have a strong body odor?:: | Don't think so. |
| Do you have bad teeth?:: | Don't know. |
| Do you have a bull ring through your nose?:: | No. |
| Are you overweight?:: | Friends think not, I say yes. |
| Anorexic?:: | No. |
| Bulimic?:: | No. |
| Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?:: | No. |
| A tattoo?:: | No. |
| Are you a wannabe?:: | No. |
| Do you get bad grades?:: | Sometimes... but mostly yes. |
| What's your IQ level?:: | You think I know? |
| Are you a bad guesser?:: | All depends what I'm trying to guess... |
| Are you slow?:: | Sometimes. |
| Are you bad at reading people?:: | Sometimes... but not all the time. |
| Are you too nice for your own good?:: | ...Depends what mood I'm in... is all. |
| Do you have a lot of friends?:: | Not really. |
| Do you give in easily?:: | Not really... again. |
| Are you stubborn?:: | Yeah. |
| Are you annoying?:: | Sometimes. |
| Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?:: | Sometimes... when there's nothing else to talk about and sometimes it leads to funny things. |
| Are you a necrophilliac?:: | No. |
| Are you incestuous?:: | ...It has incest in it so I'm just going to say no. |
| Is your room messy?:: | Half. |
| Do you make fun of other people?:: | Sometimes. |
| Do you respect your body?:: | No. |
| Are you arrogant?:: | ...My dad calls me that with ignorant all the time... uh.... I don't know. |
| Do you have low self-esteem?:: | Yeah. |
| Are you unique?:: | Don't know. |
| Are your hands clammy?:: | No. |
| Are you short?:: | No. |
| Are you freakishly tall?:: | No. |
| Do you like Simple Plan?:: | ...Used to. |
| =>Beliefs<= |
| Do you believe in God?:: | Yeah. |
| Do you believe in magic?:: | That died. |
| True love?:: | ...Love died and I'm hoping it will never come back... EVER. |
| Heaven?:: | Nope. |
| Hell?:: | Nope. |
| Satan?:: | Meh... ~shrugs~. |
| The Lord and Lady?:: | Uh, sure? |
| The Goddess?:: | Sure? |
| The Greek Gods or Goddesses?:: | Sure? |
| The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?:: | Sure? |
| Are you an atheist?:: | Used to be. |
| Agnostic?:: | Don't know. |
| Do you believe in fairies?:: | Depends... |
| Dragons?:: | Used to... |
| Unicorns?:: | No. |
| Gollums?:: | No. |
| Santa?:: | Used to... |
| The Easter Bunny?:: | Used to... |
| The Tooth Fairy?:: | Used to... |
| Pixies?:: | Nope. |
| Phoenixes?:: | Nope. |
| Elves?:: | Nope. |
| Dwarves?:: | Nope. |
| Mermaids?:: | Not really... |
| Karma?:: | I DON'T KNOW. |
| Immortality?:: | No. |
| Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?:: | Uh, don't know...sure? |
| Mayan Gods?:: | Sure? |
| Incan Gods?:: | Sure? |
| Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?:: | ...Sure? |
| Do you believe in life on other planets?:: | Not really... |
| Do you believe in parallel universes?:: | Sometimes... |
| Do you believe that black holes are time portals?:: | I wish. |
| Do you believe in Eternity?:: | Sure. |
| Do you believe in evolution?:: | Sure? We're monkeys... we can go ook, eek, ook... |
| Do you believe in life after death?:: | Depends... still trying to figure something out... |
| What happens to us after we die?:: | My theory... is my theory... and I'm keeping my theory... to me. |
| Do you believe in superheroes?:: | No. |
| Super villains?:: | No. |
| Do you believe in Fate?:: | Fate's nothing but a lie. |
| That everything has a purpose?:: | No. |
| Do you believe that everything revolves around money?:: | ...I'm starting to think so... |
| Sex?:: | Sex can just die already... NO MORE DAMN BABIES ON THIS EARTH! |
| Love?:: | Tch... love? Everything revolves around love? It seems everything revolves around more hate than love ever did. ...Okay, that was the hippie days... SHUT UP!!! |
| Success?:: | The lucky ones. |
| Making yourself happy?:: | ...Sometimes... it DOES sometimes revolve around that. |
| Making others happy?:: | That should be an all round thing but... it doesn't happen very often anymore. |
| Religion?:: | Used to be... but now people just disobey it ~shrugs~ lives, nothing we can do about it unless you brain wash the babies. |
| Politics?:: | Suck... plain and simple. |
| Do you believe in miracles?:: | Miracles sometimes happens without explanation... but, that's all it's really put as... as for believing... I don't know. |
| Angels?:: | Maybe... |
| Demons?:: | Meh... |
| Ghosts?:: | I believe in thems. |
| Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?:: | Pfft, no. |
| Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?:: | All depends... |
| Do you believe in selfessness at all?:: | Selfessless isn't even a word o_O!? I looked it up, it gave me nothing. So, that question got cancelled because of typo! Hooshaw! |
| Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?:: | Used to it, but once that same wish never came true... ha! Wishes just died. |
| Do you believe that the means justify the ends?:: | Mean the average... there wasn't a justify in the song o_O;. |
| Do you believe that anything can happen?:: | No... not everything can happen... :/ I'm negetive, so what of it? |
| =>The Basics<= |
| Name:: | Leo Says Fuck... a lot. |
| Age:: | 100 |
| Gender:: | I'm a shemale! I feel so proud of myself :D! |
| Happy with it?:: | Oh yeeeeah, keeps people guessing on what I am ~_^. |
| Eye color:: | Puke. |
| Happy with it?:: | Dude, who WOULDN'T want the color puke for eyes :3? |
| If not, what would you change it to?:: | ...Uh... PURPLE EYES! |
| Hair color:: | Throw up. |
| Happy with it?:: | No, rather have baby throw up than this throw up for hair. |
| If not, what would you change it to?:: | Purple... or orange... always wanted orange hair... |
| Hair length:: | Grown back to my shoulders. |
| Hair style:: | Pony tail or just down... nothing complicated. |
| Have you ever dyed your hair?:: | Highlighted... |
| What color?:: | Auburn highlights. |
| Do you dye your hair frequently?:: | No... after that... didn't do anything with my hair again that involved dye. |
| Has it ever gotten damaged?:: | ...It died D:. |
| Are you clean-shaven?:: | ....Sure? |
| What's your body type?:: | I keep on hearing athletic... |
| Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?:: | Uh, somewhere inbetween? |
| Thin or full lips?:: | ...~eye twitch~... I HATE MY LIPS.... GREATLY... |
| Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?:: | Thick... -_-;. |
| Have you ever had lice?:: | Nope. |
| How old were you?:: | ...It's not lice... it's RICE. Yummy.... (inside joke... with myself... >_>;.) |
| Nicknames:: | Leo, Umeko, Yona |
| Happy with them?:: | Sure, better than my real name. |
| Aliases:: | ...None? |
| What made you choose them?:: | ...Choose what? |
| If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?:: | I have no idea... but probably my dads and grandpa's name... they have no Imagination at all... bugs me. |
| Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?:: | ...Jace :D... Why.... I don't know. |
| If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?:: | Yeah.... I don't want people knowing who I'm related too... >_>;. |
| What heritage does your first name imply?:: | ...French? But now my dad's saying Italian... THEY KNOW NOTHING AND THEY'RE MAKING ME KNOW NOTHING!!!!!! |
| Middle name?:: | ...Only a few people know... ~zips lip~ |
| Last name?:: | ...Are you really that idiotic to write such a question? Rumplestilskin...Yup. |
| Place of birth:: | In a hospital, der. They had nice and cold tables there where they leave the babies for dead... I was one of the lucky ones. Horrible... or... was it REALLY that horrible? |
| Date of birth:: | 900 Billion BC. |
| Nationality:: | I'm part chicken :D! |
| Were you named after anyone?:: | Yeah. |
| Who?:: | Dead Grandma... she was OLD. |
| What side of the family does your name come from?:: | ....My dad's? |
| Did your parents immigrate?:: | My mom did... wish she didn't... should have left her for dead. |
| How about your grandparents?:: | Like hell I know. |
| Your great grandparents?:: | ...GREAT Grandparents????? .....Explain more oh wise quiz... |
| Farther back into your family?:: | My family travels farther? ...I necessarilly don't care either way anyway :/. |
| Where did they emmigrate from?:: | ...Expect someone to know that and memorize each little bit of their family life and expect them to remember what happened in their life... photographic memory... -_-;. |
| Where did they immigrate to?:: | To the graveyard. |
| Skin color:: | ...White and tan :D! I'm a special chomeleon... however you spell that animal DX. Whatever. |
| What's your facial structure like?:: | ...Like a face? |
| Height:: | Tall. |
| Happy with it?:: | ~shrugs~ It's a height. |
| Weight:: | Weightless, duh. |
| Happy with it?:: | DUDE! Weightless... you can like, float, man! |
| How old are your parents?:: | THEY LIE DX. My mom still claims she's 29. |
| What's your father's name?:: | Idiot. |
| Your mother's?:: | ...Skanky Whore Mother :D. |
| Do you have any siblings?:: | No. |
| How old are they?:: | They're zero. |
| What are their names?:: | Susan, Greg, George, Fred, Billy, Samantha, Charles... yeah, the boys... likes the girls... they always keep their rooms locked, don't know why though...with the girls. |
| Do you get along with your family?:: | No, unless you call two cats living in one room who hate one another scratching and beating on one another and then the dog coming to eat us both getting along :p. |
| Do you wish they were different?:: | Yeah... |
| Were you ever abused by any member of your family?:: | Yeah. |
| Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?:: | ...I trusted my family? Since when did I trust them? |
| Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?:: | ...My cousins almost disowned me :D. |
| If so, why?:: | Mental breakdown of the brain... >_>;. |
| Who do you get along with most?:: | In the family, uh, no one. |
| =>Favorites<= |
| Color:: | PURPLE |
| Month:: | August |
| Year:: | ...I have a favorite year!? AWESOME! ...Now only if it could tell what that year is... |
| Decade:: | ...Dinosaur Land decade? |
| Century:: | ...21st Century!? |
| Millenium:: | ~burps~ That Millenium. |
| Animal:: | Fox. |
| Movie:: | ...Pan's Labyrinth... sure. |
| Book:: | ...Don't know... don't have a fav. book. |
| River:: | ...Mississippi River! ...It's just fun to say, sing, and type. |
| Lake:: | ...A lake? Der... |
| Ocean:: | DX... GO AWAY. |
| Country:: | The Underground Country of... Mentropolis!? ...Sure, let's go with that. |
| City:: | ...The City of Atlantis... the one supposedly that sunk... yeah, that one. |
| State:: | ...I almost failed Geography DX. YOU EXPECT ME TO HAVE A FAVORITE STATE!? |
| Province:: | ...Don't know... forgot what the word meant... and I'm not looking it up for this thing... I already had to look up one word that wasn't even a WORD! |
| Place to go in your neighborhood:: | The park... SWINGS <3. |
| Person:: | A person, who else? |
| Relative:: | We have to have a favorite relative or life isn't complete? Hmmm... ~thinks~ Life shall never be completed for me then :p. |
| Pet:: | Uh... a dog would be nice... but... cats are nice also. Fish just die easily ~cries~. |
| Actor:: | HATE THEM ALL, THEY ALL CAN DIE IN HOLES. |
| Actress:: | DIE IN ANOTHER HOLE!!! WITH SHARP OBJECTS AND STOP LOOKING PRETTY!!! ~Stabs a random one repeatedly~. |
| Celebrity:: | ...~grabs Mary-Kate and Ashley dolls, stabbing them with pins and needles of all sorts~...What? Voo-doo... I also have plenty more too... STUPID CELEBRITIES DX!!!!!!!!! |
| Musician:: | Don't know... Billy Talent? |
| Singer:: | ...Don't know either. |
| Band:: | Antic Cafe but now going back to Maximum The Hormone. |
| Movie genre:: | ...Don't know either.... as long as it keeps me zoned and watching, it's all good. |
| Book genre:: | ...That one's hard.... Mystery is good... but so aren't others... baaaaah... |
| Play genre:: | I... don't watch plays... the last time I saw one was in school... on a DVD thing... and it was an Opera... I fell asleep on the floor... |
| Play:: | Romeo and Juliet! ...I wanted to kill Romeo instead of him killing himself... NEW PLOT TWIST! |
| Musical:: | ...Rent... only musical I've seen... but it was on DVD... in school... in chorus... |
| Poem:: | Poems are good... don't know though... -_-;. |
| Writer:: | ...Uuuuuuuh... Lemony Snicket... still just going to keep on putting him...~sweat drop~. |
| Song:: | ...Super Rabbit - Antic Cafe, sure. |
| Sport:: | Sports.... died... on... me.... a... long... while... ago. |
| Drink:: | Water. |
| Food:: | I don't know, food :D! |
| Brand of cereal:: | TREATS! ...I'm still obsessed with Treats... |
| Candy bar:: | Wonka Bars... first thing came to mind. |
| Disney princess:: | I... seriously don't have one... I think... I hated them all when I was little... and I still do. Can watch them and not mind or anything, good movies, but... just no. |
| Disney prince:: | Can I put that I hated them too ^^;? |
| Disney villain:: | ...Uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... Don't have one either o.O;;. |
| Disney character:: | Uuuuuuuuh.... ~drools, falling over~...A-bah? ~brain died~ |
| CD:: | Don't know... :p. |
| Director:: | I wonder if Chickens could do a better job than some directors out there... ~thinks~...Interesting sight that would be...indeed. |
| Videogame:: | Kingdom Hearts I+II.... yes, I still like those games... scared about three though. |
| Computer game:: | Don't know... the sonic game... I wonder if this computer would be able to take that disc... hmmmm.... |
| Game:: | Rock, Paper, Scissors, SLAP. |
| Board game:: | Checkers :D. |
| Word game:: | Scrabble. |
| Clothing style:: | Uh, wear clothes and make sure they're comfy o_O? |
| Truth or dare question:: | Truth... I don't take dares unless I really feeling up to one. |
| Fairy tale:: | Don't know... so, I'm just picking Repunzel... stupid, blonde, long haired dreamer.... BLAH. |
| Lullaby:: | Never had one >_>;. |
| Holiday:: | Feh.... like I know... |
| Mythological creature:: | TUMMY GROWLING MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE THAT'S GROWING IN MY TUMMY RIGHT NOW DX. |
| Miscellaneous item:: | Tacks. |
| Storybook character:: | Violet - Unfortunate Events Series... wow, that one was just random o_O;. |
| Movie character:: | Uh.... I don't know... the chicken in that one movie where... the world blew up... sure, yeah, that works ^^! |
| Play character:: | ...Donuts....Mmmmmm....donuts.... |
| Musical character:: | Dunno... but I do know... I have a half eaten donut in meh belly... yummy... |
| College:: | ~Burps~....The burping college, why not!? |
| Football team:: | Can all break their leg.... no... literally... break their legs. |
| Soccer team:: | Can fall unconcious from the soccer ball hitting their heads so many times and not being able to see straight for hours or see darkness, it all depends if their eyes close. |
| Tennis player:: | Twisted his leg, fell on the ground screaming in pain, throwing the racket away, missing the ball, screaming, "DAMMIT!!! I BROKE ANOTHER ONE!!!" |
| Hockey team:: | Let a puck fly into their helmets through the plastic, that would be a funny sight to see alright. |
| Basketball team:: | Play Basketball like Soccer... but keep the basketball. |
| Baseball team:: | Can miss and just use the bats to bat their heads straight off their shoulders... watch the literal heads fly! |
| Swimmer:: | Drowned in a cramping accident, too much ice-cream, yup. |
| Track star:: | Fell over one of those things that he had to jump over, cracked his head open, bled, the rest kept on running. Yup, left him for dead on the track. |
| Vegetable:: | Ew, vegies... uuuuuh... vegie, vegie, vegie.... CORN! |
| Fruit:: | CARAMELS!!! ...Wait... that's not a fruit... okay, oranges. |
| Toothpaste brand:: | ...Colgate! Not Crest, because that's a car company... even though... I still think it might be a toothpaste brand as well... yeah. |
| Type of computer:: | ...Dells are good.... I guess... Mac's are... MAC'S NEED MORE BUTTONS DX. |
| Medication:: | Depression pills... mmmmmm.... depression in a pill. |
| Poison:: | Wrotten shell fish type thing... let someone eat it... ~evil grin~...Muahahahahahahhaaha, death! |
| Type of sword:: | Katana? Sure, why not, a katana. |
| Type of gun:: | One that goes, BANG, BANG, BANG! |
| Planet:: | Pluto!!!! ...THEY GOT RID OF PLUTO DX!!! Saturn!!! |
| Space feature:: | ...? The dark sky with the pretty gases in the dark sky? |
| Breed of cat:: | Coon cat? |
| Dog:: | Golden Retreiver...Retriever... ANYWAY YOU WANT TO PUT IT! |
| Spider:: | Squished ones. |
| Fish:: | Living ones. |
| Penguin:: | PENGUINY ONES <3, DUH! |
| Species of crustacean:: | Uh... Lobsters. |
| Arachnid:: | ...Same as spiders... squished ones.... |
| Insect:: | Owies... no. |
| Pair of socks:: | The ones with the puppy and the strawberry! THOSE SOCKS ARE SO... socky... ~blinks~. |
| Scooby-Doo character:: | Scooby-Doo XD. |
| Spongebob Squarepants character:: | ...Sandy... I guess... or... maybe Patrick.... reasons for that. |
| Quote:: | Blah, blah, blah my needs. |
| Adage:: | Useless information may come in useless times. |
| President:: | Should not rule. |
| Astrological sign:: | ...Sagi. Yeah, still don't know how to spell it... BAH TO YOU. |
| Chinese zodiac sign:: | ...It goes... bah, bah ~eats some grass~, BAH. |
| Number:: | 9Q34958798480281-40235Y8938Q03590485Y983W it's such an awesome number it had to have letters and hyphens in there too! |
| Short story:: | I went to the kitchen, opened the fridge... and GUESS what I saw in that fridge..................................................................................FOOD!!!!!! :D! |
| Word:: | Ookapalookachibawongadubagabaloob |
| Definition:: | That thing has a definition? ~does a double take~ Uh... it means... Pull up your pants in cave man! Yup, definitely. |
| Time period:: | Cave man times, yep... exactly... ~nodding, slowly walking away~ |
| Dictionary brand:: | Websters... |
| Series of books:: | Unfortunate Series. |
| Publishing company:: | Don't know, his name is Lemony though... wonder if he looks like a lemon and that's why he keeps on hiding and he's just been feeding us lies. |
| Illustrator:: | No idea... I think him too... don't remember though ~shrugs~. It was someone though... it's not Imaginary. |
| Artist:: | Dude... their's a whole lot of artist around... so... yeah. |
| Childhood story:: | Went to the park, right... and GUESS WHAT... I saw.... I saw... I saw... an ant hill... THEY WERE EATING MY DEAD GERBAL FRED D:!!!! ...No, not really... man, I'm so lame XD. |
| Childhood memory:: | Me... crying a whole lot... from hurt feelings... damn, I was such a cryer back then... ~sweat drop~. |
| Facial expression:: | THE CHIPMUNK EXPRESSION :DDDDDD!!!! |
| Serial killer:: | ME... No, not really.... what's the point with this question exactly? |
| Medieval torture device:: | The beheading one... slowly cut through their neck while they're suffering and screaming while you're just wanting the answers out of him...What? It could be a device... |
| Instrument:: | Smashing Guitar ^_^!!! |
| Brand of chocolate:: | Wonka bars. |
| Candy:: | OMG!!!! CANDY!!! ~Attacks the screen~ CANDY!!!! MAYBE THE WORD IS MADE OUT OF CANDY!!! |
| Brand of candy:: | Uh... Wonka? |
| Time of day:: | 12:00 Either Noon or Morning. |
| Codename Amour and Adori use:: | Bonnie and Clyde o_O? |
| Letter:: | Chicken soup with rice... mmmmm.... rice... or should I say... "lice"? |
| Inside joke:: | Rice morphed into Lice.... ~sighs~... |
| Joke:: | Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Stop crying, it's just a joke. HAHAHAHAHA... ~rolls eyes~... |
| Scent:: | Strawberries... |
| Onomotapoeia:: | Uh... I remember nothing from the Eighth... I think it was that grade... about that word. |
| Alliteration:: | That just sounds familiar... >_>;. |
| =>The Ideal Mate<= |
| Hair color:: | Does it matter? |
| Hair length:: | Medium? Not too long, not too short... but it doesn't necessarilly matter, not does it? NO. Unless you're shallow, then you'll have a problem there. |
| Hair style:: | Messy? |
| Eye color:: | It matters... how? ...Wait... you'll be staring into them... still, THEIR COLORS! |
| Skin color:: | Rainbow Skin :D! |
| Any makeup?:: | Meh, I support guys who where eyeliner ~shrugs~. ONLY eyeliner though... lipstick is an exception though... sometimes. |
| Clothing style:: | ~shrugs~ Anything they feel comfortable in, why not? |
| Shy or outgoing?:: | A bit of both...? |
| Happy or depressed?:: | Uh, if they were happy all the time, robot, definitely, depressed all the time, get therapy and sort your problems. Does middle count...? Anyone... anyone...? ...-_-;. |
| Funny or serious?:: | Both... once again... Funny would be nice, but sometimes serious is the way to go too, so why not mix them up and see an explosion happen :/. |
| Abusive or kind?:: | Uh... abusive would hurt! So, yeah, kind. |
| Respectful or perverted?:: | Both, once again. ...What...? STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT O_O. |
| Completely describe their personality:: | ...A... personality... like... AS LONG AS THEY HAVE ONE DX!? |
| This is another space if you need it:: | ...Fear the talking tree of random :D. |
| Ideal height:: | Uh.... as long as... I can see them when I open a door and be like, hey you! |
| Ideal weight:: | As long as they weigh something... don't want to weigh zero now, do you? |
| Body type:: | And as long as they have a body... that would be odd if they didn't... GREATLY. |
| Completely describe their appearances:: | As long as they have an appearance... nothing more. |
| This is another space if you need it:: | ...Fuck you spaces! ~flips it off~ |
| Cup size or condom size:: | o_O... Uuuuuuh... As long as they have SOMETHING at least. |
| Masochistic or sadistic?:: | Uh, let's go with the first one then ._.? |
| Conformist or nonconformist?:: | Uh... if it means making decisions... uh, the first one. I can't make decisions for the life of me. |
| Artistic or athletic?:: | ...Aritstic. |
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...Nothing really much to say... XP.
Tch... read all of this if you dare...
like I care... ¬_¬....
I can be pervy... when I wanna.
Yeah, I'm cruel on these things...
point?
